Date Title Category Stars Hits Description
May 24th 2001 Information Super-Highway Comment 3 204 Lowdown on download
January 3rd 2002 Kiss Me Love 3 17 Desperate for a kiss
October 18th 2001 Cuppa Tea Humour 3 10 Tea can work wonders
December 16th 2004 Beautiful Things Life 3 12 Appreciate things whilst you can
September 5th 2002 Whore Stories 3 31 A professional erotic experience
July 17th 2003 Anarchy From The US Of A Rant 3 12 Some anti-globalisation sentiment
March 6th 2003 Tell Them That You Love Them Life 3 18 A plea on behalf of an ill friend
March 21th 2002 The One Ring Life 3 27 I hate phones
September 13th 2001 Considered Dangerous Bitter 3 267 Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
May 10th 2001 Old Rapper Rap 3 12 Rap for an old-aged pensioner
May 24th 2001 An Ode Humour 3 15 Little ditty about the demise of a frog
November 22th 2001 Hammer Action Questions 3 207 Some less than serious questions
July 26th 2001 Crimson Skies Stories 3 11 Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
October 7th 2004 Personality Politics Comment 3 10 Politics is about the people not the personality
July 24th 2003 Slashed Wrists Comment 3 14 Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
July 3rd 2003 The Beat Of The Drum Experiences 3 10 Feelings and sounds from Avebury
February 7th 2002 Daggers Drawn Stories 3 21 Tragic scene with a rolling pin
September 5th 2002 It Came From The Dark Stories 3 84 A frightening tale of an evil beast
October 18th 2001 Jump with me Stories 3 12 Be together for ever more
September 9th 2004 There Is No Hope Life 2 17 Overheard late night arguments
July 5th 2001 Mother Love 2 244 What I can't tell her now she's gone
March 15th 2003 Dinners And Losers Comment 2 13 An environmental poem
July 3rd 2003 Road Killing Comment 2 11 Another squashed hedgehog
August 16th 2001 Wrong Girl Humour 2 9 Always falling for the wrong girl
July 26th 2001 APR Rant 2 10 General mistrust of all things financial
May 22th 2003 The Dying Sun Life 2 13 A picture of a sunset
August 19th 2004 Sarah Love 2 16 Just another secret admirer
February 13th 2003 Friends Life 2 12 Never forget your friends
September 25th 2003 No Need For Clutter Life 2 11 Just throw those things out
October 2nd 2003 Clean Energy Dream Comment 2 10 What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
January 3rd 2002 Just a phase Love 2 58 My life has changed
August 30th 2001 The Rhythm Of Your Mind Experiences 2 79 Festival state of mind
December 13th 2001 Christmas Rant Rant 2 14 Things I hate about Christmas
June 14th 2001 Is It Right? Love 2 13 Love for one too young
February 27th 2003 Last Train Comment 2 11 Based on a real life tragedy
July 12th 2001 Look At Me Humour 2 14 Man flaunts his sexy body
April 5th 2001 Six Strings Too Many Humour 2 14 Hapless cowboy song
May 29th 2003 Still Troubled Waters Life 2 32 Sounds profound
August 19th 2004 Jahssi In A Corset Experiences 2 16 Sexy Soulful Silky
July 17th 2003 A Little Mistake Love 2 15 Misreading the signs
July 19th 2001 Silk And Lace Love 2 10 Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
July 11th 2002 Out Of Your Tree Comment 2 60 Changes to policing towards cannabis
March 14th 2002 The Spider Humour 2 31 One man's battle against a spider
April 12th 2001 DJ Rhythm Humour 2 13 Groove on down on the dance floor
March 4th 2004 Make Time To Think Life 2 11 No matter how hard you party, rest a little
September 27th 2001 Osama Bin Laden Rap 2 25 More reaction to "September 11"
May 29th 2003 University Mop-Up Charges Comment 2 15 New labour charges for cleaning
February 7th 2002 Two Swans Stories 2 206 These important creatures fly North
February 26th 2004 A Funny Kind Of Logic Life 2 12 Strange thoughts run round my mind
April 10th 2003 Little White Lines Rant 2 12 Parking is a social curse
March 14th 2002 Gunfire Dark 2 13 A fatal shoot out
October 24th 2002 The Ponderosa Comment 2 11 A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
December 11th 2003 Spam Life 2 11 My email is driving me mad
January 15th 2004 Voices Are Saying Life 2 12 Ignore the voices that say stop
November 13th 2003 Don't Say Goodbye Experiences 2 29 Our actions impact on others
October 18th 2001 Personal Injury Rant 2 11 Say no to the claim culture
April 11th 2002 Moo Light Stories 2 17 A nonsense poem
May 1st 2003 Out Of Tune Humour 2 13 It all goes wrong on stage
January 15th 2004 December Exceptions Drinking 2 15 Delaying a New Year Resolution
June 27th 2002 Glastonbury Life 2 12 Sitting it out at home!
November 29th 2001 Don't tell me Bitter 2 15 Love, hate and parting
May 30th 2002 Slipping Away Comment 2 12 Loving someone enough to let them die
September 26th 2002 Not So Deep, Not So Calm Life 2 13 Oh to be a worthy shoulder
November 1st 2001 Our Strategy Remains The Same Comment 2 16 Further reaction to "September 11"
September 25th 2003 Upper Magic Wood Experiences 2 28 Avebury coolness
January 17th 2002 Our Trains Are Off The Tracks Comment 2 12 Railtrack's failure to deliver
June 3rd 2004 Fire Starter Stories 2 10 A wild child got blown away
November 13th 2003 Energy Life 2 14 Only sleep can refresh me
June 13th 2002 Big Issue Comment 2 11 A magazine for you to buy
February 26th 2004 Don't You Want Somebody To Love You Love 2 11 A question - the answer : no
March 28th 2002 Feet Don't Fail Me Now Love 2 16 An uplifting rhythm of life
August 15th 2002 McDonalds Express Humour 2 11 How can McDonalds get any faster?
November 13th 2003 The Lawn Humour 2 8 Trying to ignore the garden
May 20th 2004 Robotic Vacuum Cleaners Humour 2 15 What a crazy idea they are
February 27th 2003 One Seat Away Experiences 2 20 Missed out on a relationship again
October 24th 2002 A World Inside Love 2 12 Wanting to say what I feel inside
July 5th 2001 Far Beyond Comment 2 173 They wall us in from birth to death
May 24th 2001 Pissing In The Wind Drinking 2 62 Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
September 26th 2002 City Trader Comment 2 12 All to play for in the city
May 24th 2001 Vote For Me Comment 2 9 An irreverant take on the election
April 29th 2004 Lawn Rotavation Humour 2 13 I do love that gardening!
March 27th 2003 The Alphabet Of War Comment 2 10 An inevitable Iraqi war poem
September 13th 2001 Angry Spiky Hedgehog Humour 1 13 Hedgehogs must be careful
May 29th 2003 A New Jumper Stories 1 11 She jumps off the building
May 22th 2003 Wearing Outside Life 1 15 To go out or stay in?
November 4th 2004 The Centre Of My Reality Life 1 14 What I see from inside to me seems real
May 20th 2004 I've Got A Body Humour 1 16 A sexy little ditty
January 15th 2004 The Beagle Has Landed Questions 1 12 So what happened to Beagle 2?
March 6th 2003 Digits In My Pocket Humour 1 9 Got to have that gadget
July 11th 2002 World Picture Life 1 11 Our place in the world
July 5th 2001 Devil In The Detail Questions 1 12 Important little questions of life
February 13th 2003 Ill Considered Actions Comment 1 15 Actions lead to reactions
June 3rd 2004 A Perfect House Comment 1 40 I want my house to be a home
November 21th 2002 Where Does I All Go Wrong? Comment 1 215 How do the kids learn to hate?
August 15th 2002 Stocks And Shares Comment 1 14 Shares are not for me at all
September 13th 2001 Trade In Tragedy Comment 1 14 Early reaction to "September 11"
March 7th 2002 Do remember Life 1 27 Who's the girl in the bed?
May 10th 2001 Her Voice Love 1 10 Infatuation for a girl
August 19th 2004 The Number Of The Beast Humour 1 16 Bad experiences of taxi rides
March 7th 2002 Jesters Drinking 1 19 A cheap night out
November 22th 2001 I met you Love 1 13 Happiness at meeting the right one
July 19th 2001 American Dream Comment 1 211 Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
January 3rd 2002 Gandalf Max Strength Drinking 1 19 What happened on New Years Day
August 16th 2001 True Light Love 1 40 Words of devotion and adoration
October 7th 2004 Poet In The City Stories 1 25 Real life kills a city slicker
May 27th 2004 The Werchter Joint Experiences 1 256 Just say no to drugs people
December 4th 2003 Manhood Flambé Dark 1 30 A German cannibal eats another man
October 21th 2004 Do Panic Humour 1 31 Government warning they really wanted to issue
May 30th 2002 Shining Things Comment 1 8 Share your inner riches
November 29th 2001 Waiting For The Train Life 1 31 Yes, waiting for a train
February 13th 2003 Asylum Seekers In The Loft Comment 1 11 Tongue in cheek comments
February 7th 2002 A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight Humour 1 32 Take another look at those lights
May 2nd 2002 Elective Dysfunction Comment 1 14 Thoughts evoked by yet another election
October 11th 2001 In The Land Across The Bay Fantasy 1 14 Pure chocolate fantasy
June 14th 2001 The Contenders Comment 1 52 Shock and disgust at seeing the film
September 12th 2002 The "T" Fell Off Humour 1 11 Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
March 7th 2002 Bloodshot Eyes Life 1 287 Have you had a morning like this?
June 3rd 2004 Learning To Say No Life 1 14 No, I don't want to buy double glazing
March 6th 2003 The Lilly Of Bevois Valley Experiences 1 12 A dancing beauty catches my eye
March 4th 2004 The Dock Comment 1 28 Not what it used to be
April 10th 2003 You Can Beat Time With A Drum Fantasy 1 12 A little wordplay strangeness
December 4th 2003 The Final Rope Dark 1 14 A deathwish headrush
September 11th 2003 Big Rocks Stories 1 34 A spoof episode from Star Trek
July 12th 2001 Bright Reality Drinking 1 16 Much respect to the JägerMeister
October 21th 2004 Shortcut Across The Common Stories 1 11 Take heed and do not cross at night
February 13th 2003 Invest With Me Rant 1 16 Another pet hate - investments
April 11th 2002 Party Time Drinking 1 12 True of many a party
December 20th 2001 Pool Swimming Life 1 11 Careful not to get too wet
February 26th 2004 Pre-Instrumental Stories 1 14 A very emotional singer
September 25th 2003 Biros Humour 1 11 Have you ever seen one empty?
September 9th 2004 The Terminator Humour 1 13 Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
June 27th 2002 Icons At Work Humour 1 15 Making our little space our own
November 22th 2001 Don't Look At Me Stories 1 13 The world looks different upside down
July 24th 2003 To Die At Forty Dark 1 15 Maybe I will have had enough
July 24th 2003 Monday Morning Blues Life 1 15 Why am I always tired on Mondays?
July 26th 2001 A Girl Named Sue Stories 1 12 Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
October 2nd 2003 The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair Experiences 1 13 Mud and madness at the village pump festival
October 24th 2002 Choice Of Paths Life 1 14 Which way should we turn next
April 12th 2001 The Word Love 1 16 Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
August 15th 2002 I Am The One Dark 1 15 Confident lover or killer?
January 17th 2002 The Drowning Stories 1 15 Tradegy in the name of love
September 12th 2002 Don't Want To Be Normal Life 1 17 Don't read this if you are normal!
October 10th 2002 Your Pension Is Safe Comment 1 15 Cynical view of pension arrangements
April 29th 2004 Hearing Your Thoughts Love 1 12 Would I like What I saw?
June 13th 2002 Don't Tell Me I Can't Comment 1 14 Be yourself if you can!
December 16th 2004 Hoorah! Humour 1 58 Two guys comment on young ladies
September 12th 2002 Let Me Hold You Love 1 14 Thoughts of a lingering hug
March 28th 2002 Spring For Everyone Life 1 56 The world moves on in spring time
July 17th 2003 Killing On The Common Stories 1 12 A hit man kills a singer
December 20th 2001 Mauve skirt Stories 1 15 Festival girl in a long skirt
March 28th 2002 This Is A Poem Comment 1 12 What makes a poem?
April 25th 2002 Sorrow Searching Life 1 16 Life, the universe and everything
November 4th 2004 Mr Peel Comment 1 14 A small tribute to the man himself
April 26th 2001 It's Not Over Humour 1 13 Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
April 11th 2002 The National Wealth Comment 1 15 Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
June 20th 2002 What Ya Gonna Do? Rap 1 14 An angry man looking for a fight
June 14th 2001 War Comment 1 52 The gritty reality of war
September 26th 2002 Nothing To Buy Comment 1 14 What are these shops selling?
December 11th 2003 Cheese Humour 1 12 An excessive liking for cheese
November 29th 2001 Faster, Faster Fantasy 1 8 A rushing feeling
November 1st 2001 You Are Your Car Humour 1 11 Does your car reflect your pesonality?
May 1st 2003 Wasted Votes Comment 1 10 Another year, another election campaign
September 11th 2003 Waiting For Trains Life 1 11 So many excuses
July 18th 2002 Watch The Guy Experiences 1 10 Wild times on a camping trip
June 27th 2001 The World Is Turning Comment 1 16 Earth's movement and resources
October 10th 2002 National Poetry Day Comment 1 32 All of us have something to say
July 3rd 2003 Pixies And Angels Fantasy 1 12 Just a pretty thought
November 21th 2002 Like A Rainbow Love 1 13 You are beautiful like a rainbow
May 20th 2004 Types Of Luck Humour 1 16 I always seem to have bad luck
July 24th 2003 The Matter Copier Humour 0 14 What if I actually made one?
December 20th 2001 Christmas Imaginings Life 0 16 Please one year, let it go
July 19th 2001 Not Dead Humour 0 32 Those famous people live on
September 5th 2002 The World Is Gonna End Humour 0 15 No time to read this, the world ...
July 3rd 2003 Stone Gargoyles Comment 0 272 Modern buildings lack details
October 11th 2001 Play The Triangle Humour 0 15 It's not such a simple instrument
June 27th 2001 Withered And Died Humour 0 201 Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
August 30th 2001 Had What It Takes Stories 0 13 Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
February 26th 2004 Sunshine Jack Fantasy 0 12 Sunshine vs. Gloom
May 22th 2003 From The Mountain To The Sea Life 0 68 The call of the great outdoors
July 18th 2002 I'm On The Train Comment 0 11 Fascinating conversations on the train
November 4th 2004 Rough And Smooth Life 0 15 Nature works wonders
March 21th 2002 All Hail The MSG Life 0 11 What does food add to your life?
December 16th 2004 Kitchen Spider Humour 0 14 Another spider sets up home
December 13th 2001 You Gotta Go Stories 0 11 Dog befriends an old tramp
November 13th 2003 The Bubble Life 0 14 What happens when it bursts?
October 21th 2004 Take Me Back Humour 0 12 Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
September 9th 2004 Funny Kinda Rhythm Humour 0 10 A little ditty about a catchy beat
September 11th 2003 There's No Defence Comment 0 11 Helpless against suicide bombers
June 27th 2002 Farming Worries Comment 0 14 Of farming and country life
March 27th 2003 Tiny Tots Cola Comment 0 10 Get them addicted early
December 16th 2004 Let Them Know It's Christmas Humour 0 14 A spoof Christmas appeal
April 10th 2003 For Our Country Comment 0 242 Too late to be against a war
April 29th 2004 All Hail The Tarp Experiences 0 10 Campsite life at Reading
March 28th 2002 Can't Imagine Love 0 15 Me and you are one
November 29th 2001 A New Beginning Comment 0 286 Could we start from scratch
October 11th 2001 In The Machine Stories 0 9 David's mind is in the machine
April 12th 2001 British Rail Experiences 0 16 How we never speak on the train
September 12th 2002 Forgive Me Life 0 12 Maybe the nutter on the bus?
May 2nd 2002 The One Named Roo Humour 0 104 Words of warning about ...
January 17th 2002 Love In The Air Stories 0 212 A statue falls in love
March 21th 2002 Gordon Brown Comment 0 34 Budget time thoughts
June 3rd 2004 A Better Place Comment 0 11 If only we could help a neighbour
April 5th 2001 Error In Tyming Life 0 121 Shared house woes
March 14th 2002 Big Brother Life 0 11 Be careful, they're watching
December 4th 2003 Highway Angel Stories 0 14 A hitch-hiking country beauty
July 12th 2001 Bindweed Bitter 0 13 My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
September 27th 2001 Lights and Lights Experiences 0 13 SFA Light show
April 26th 2001 West Quay Life 0 16 New shopping centre experience
May 30th 2002 Night-time Emissions Experiences 0 11 Noises from the flat upstairs
April 25th 2002 An Antelope Fantasy 0 306 Short and silly
March 4th 2004 Bad Memory, Bad Present Humour 0 31 Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
August 30th 2001 The Sky Is Blue Questions 0 232 Some important questions in life
June 13th 2002 Head Spin Love 0 13 Can't think when you're near
September 13th 2001 Sometimes You Know Comment 0 282 Sometimes you just have to let it go
April 25th 2002 Unexpected Crocodiles Stories 0 13 Tale of adventure
December 11th 2003 Selling It With Spandex Comment 0 14 Advertising uses women
October 7th 2004 Tachalas Stories 0 12 An old building defines its own life
May 22th 2003 An Unfortunate Punter Stories 0 17 The story of punting
April 25th 2002 Metatarsal Bone Humour 0 16 On David Beckham's foot
March 27th 2003 Leaving Home Life 0 12 A young lady gets her marching orders
May 29th 2003 Roll Up Your Green Sleeves Comment 0 13 Some environmental thoughts
March 7th 2002 César Manrique Stories 0 14 The maker of Lanzarote
April 26th 2001 The Cupboard Door Experiences 0 37 Childhood snog remembered
April 5th 2001 Above The Knee Drinking 0 14 Getting drunk at a party
June 20th 2002 Emotionally Up Experiences 0 10 Seeing that special girl in town
May 2nd 2002 What It Is To Be Cool Life 0 13 A rough-edge diamond geezer
August 16th 2001 In A Meeting Experiences 0 199 Extreme boredom in a business meeting
May 1st 2003 Luxury Apartment Block Comment 0 15 Do they not build houses anymore?
October 10th 2002 Float Downstream Fantasy 0 10 Floating towards the waterfall
February 27th 2003 Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane Stories 0 15 Bitter humour about her leaving
May 30th 2002 Turn It Up Life 0 14 Enjoying music with my arms
November 21th 2002 Holidays Make Bubbles Humour 0 11 Memories of Margate
July 18th 2002 Binary Without The Ones Fantasy 0 12 Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
May 10th 2001 The UFO Stories 0 10 True or fiction? - alien abduction
June 27th 2001 The Park Love 0 274 Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
June 20th 2002 Front Page News Comment 0 13 Reporters should just report
December 13th 2001 The Past Is My History Experiences 0 15 The outcome of a major tidy
November 1st 2001 Mountain Bike Humour 0 11 Can only find first gear
July 11th 2002 It's A Long Road Life 0 16 Our journey through life
September 25th 2003 Mustn't Get Personal Comment 0 11 Nurses cannot get involved
August 16th 2001 I Want To Be Given Humour 0 25 Give me one of all these things
April 11th 2002 String Life 0 34 The nature of string
October 2nd 2003 Our Own History Life 0 33 There's no undoing what's done
March 14th 2002 Flying Fantasy 0 13 Don't think you can fly