Date	Title	Category	Stars	Hits	Description
November 29th 2001	Don't tell me	Bitter	2	90	Love, hate and parting
September 13th 2001	Considered Dangerous	Bitter	3	110	Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
July 12th 2001	Bindweed	Bitter	0	85	My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
September 13th 2001	Trade In Tragedy	Comment	1	95	Early reaction to "September 11"
December 11th 2003	Selling It With Spandex	Comment	0	87	Advertising uses women
May 29th 2003	University Mop-Up Charges	Comment	2	116	New labour charges for cleaning
November 21th 2002	Where Does I All Go Wrong?	Comment	1	101	How do the kids learn to hate?
June 3rd 2004	A Better Place	Comment	0	67	If only we could help a neighbour
October 7th 2004	Personality Politics	Comment	3	95	Politics is about the people not the personality
March 28th 2002	This Is A Poem	Comment	1	133	What makes a poem?
May 2nd 2002	Elective Dysfunction	Comment	1	127	Thoughts evoked by yet another election
October 2nd 2003	Clean Energy Dream	Comment	2	98	What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
June 20th 2002	Front Page News	Comment	0	109	Reporters should just report
June 14th 2001	The Contenders	Comment	1	161	Shock and disgust at seeing the film
June 3rd 2004	A Perfect House	Comment	1	76	I want my house to be a home
September 13th 2001	Sometimes You Know	Comment	0	143	Sometimes you just have to let it go
July 11th 2002	Out Of Your Tree	Comment	2	98	Changes to policing towards cannabis
May 24th 2001	Vote For Me	Comment	2	75	An irreverant take on the election
September 26th 2002	City Trader	Comment	2	129	All to play for in the city
September 26th 2002	Nothing To Buy	Comment	1	141	What are these shops selling?
October 24th 2002	The Ponderosa	Comment	2	95	A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
March 21th 2002	Gordon Brown	Comment	0	132	Budget time thoughts
June 13th 2002	Don't Tell Me I Can't	Comment	1	152	Be yourself if you can!
May 1st 2003	Wasted Votes	Comment	1	105	Another year, another election campaign
September 25th 2003	Mustn't Get Personal	Comment	0	92	Nurses cannot get involved
July 18th 2002	I'm On The Train	Comment	0	63	Fascinating conversations on the train
July 5th 2001	Far Beyond	Comment	2	69	They wall us in from birth to death
June 27th 2001	The World Is Turning	Comment	1	103	Earth's movement and resources
May 29th 2003	Roll Up Your Green Sleeves	Comment	0	99	Some environmental thoughts
February 27th 2003	Last Train	Comment	2	120	Based on a real life tragedy
March 4th 2004	The Dock	Comment	1	81	Not what it used to be
July 3rd 2003	Stone Gargoyles	Comment	0	146	Modern buildings lack details
January 17th 2002	Our Trains Are Off The Tracks	Comment	2	60	Railtrack's failure to deliver
November 29th 2001	A New Beginning	Comment	0	100	Could we start from scratch
April 10th 2003	For Our Country	Comment	0	125	Too late to be against a war
June 13th 2002	Big Issue	Comment	2	73	A magazine for you to buy
February 13th 2003	Ill Considered Actions	Comment	1	126	Actions lead to reactions
June 14th 2001	War	Comment	1	111	The gritty reality of war
June 27th 2002	Farming Worries	Comment	0	89	Of farming and country life
February 13th 2003	Asylum Seekers In The Loft	Comment	1	119	Tongue in cheek comments
March 15th 2003	Dinners And Losers	Comment	2	73	An environmental poem
August 15th 2002	Stocks And Shares	Comment	1	94	Shares are not for me at all
April 11th 2002	The National Wealth	Comment	1	83	Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
September 11th 2003	There's No Defence	Comment	0	109	Helpless against suicide bombers
October 10th 2002	National Poetry Day	Comment	1	76	All of us have something to say
November 4th 2004	Mr Peel	Comment	1	146	A small tribute to the man himself
May 30th 2002	Slipping Away	Comment	2	125	Loving someone enough to let them die
May 30th 2002	Shining Things	Comment	1	120	Share your inner riches
May 24th 2001	Information Super-Highway	Comment	3	83	Lowdown on download
May 1st 2003	Luxury Apartment Block	Comment	0	89	Do they not build houses anymore?
October 10th 2002	Your Pension Is Safe	Comment	1	138	Cynical view of pension arrangements
March 27th 2003	The Alphabet Of War	Comment	2	92	An inevitable Iraqi war poem
July 24th 2003	Slashed Wrists	Comment	3	79	Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
March 27th 2003	Tiny Tots Cola	Comment	0	119	Get them addicted early
July 3rd 2003	Road Killing	Comment	2	67	Another squashed hedgehog
July 19th 2001	American Dream	Comment	1	82	Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
November 1st 2001	Our Strategy Remains The Same	Comment	2	102	Further reaction to "September 11"
March 14th 2002	Gunfire	Dark	2	146	A fatal shoot out
August 15th 2002	I Am The One	Dark	1	128	Confident lover or killer?
December 4th 2003	The Final Rope	Dark	1	82	A deathwish headrush
December 4th 2003	Manhood Flambé	Dark	1	70	A German cannibal eats another man
July 24th 2003	To Die At Forty	Dark	1	112	Maybe I will have had enough
July 12th 2001	Bright Reality	Drinking	1	81	Much respect to the JägerMeister
January 15th 2004	December Exceptions	Drinking	2	130	Delaying a New Year Resolution
May 24th 2001	Pissing In The Wind	Drinking	2	162	Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
March 7th 2002	Jesters	Drinking	1	92	A cheap night out
January 3rd 2002	Gandalf Max Strength	Drinking	1	121	What happened on New Years Day
April 11th 2002	Party Time	Drinking	1	121	True of many a party
April 5th 2001	Above The Knee	Drinking	0	89	Getting drunk at a party
August 16th 2001	In A Meeting	Experiences	0	81	Extreme boredom in a business meeting
April 29th 2004	All Hail The Tarp	Experiences	0	83	Campsite life at Reading
August 19th 2004	Jahssi In A Corset	Experiences	2	79	Sexy Soulful Silky
July 18th 2002	Watch The Guy	Experiences	1	122	Wild times on a camping trip
December 13th 2001	The Past Is My History	Experiences	0	78	The outcome of a major tidy
November 13th 2003	Don't Say Goodbye	Experiences	2	105	Our actions impact on others
May 30th 2002	Night-time Emissions	Experiences	0	126	Noises from the flat upstairs
October 2nd 2003	The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair	Experiences	1	86	Mud and madness at the village pump festival
May 27th 2004	The Werchter Joint	Experiences	1	136	Just say no to drugs people
September 25th 2003	Upper Magic Wood	Experiences	2	132	Avebury coolness
March 6th 2003	The Lilly Of Bevois Valley	Experiences	1	124	A dancing beauty catches my eye
April 12th 2001	British Rail	Experiences	0	93	How we never speak on the train
February 27th 2003	One Seat Away	Experiences	2	158	Missed out on a relationship again
April 26th 2001	The Cupboard Door	Experiences	0	111	Childhood snog remembered
August 30th 2001	The Rhythm Of Your Mind	Experiences	2	92	Festival state of mind
July 3rd 2003	The Beat Of The Drum	Experiences	3	126	Feelings and sounds from Avebury
September 27th 2001	Lights and Lights	Experiences	0	95	SFA Light show
June 20th 2002	Emotionally Up	Experiences	0	90	Seeing that special girl in town
July 3rd 2003	Pixies And Angels	Fantasy	1	91	Just a pretty thought
April 25th 2002	An Antelope	Fantasy	0	162	Short and silly
March 14th 2002	Flying	Fantasy	0	80	Don't think you can fly
October 10th 2002	Float Downstream	Fantasy	0	95	Floating towards the waterfall
February 26th 2004	Sunshine Jack	Fantasy	0	119	Sunshine vs. Gloom
November 29th 2001	Faster, Faster	Fantasy	1	85	A rushing feeling
July 18th 2002	Binary Without The Ones	Fantasy	0	95	Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
October 11th 2001	In The Land Across The Bay	Fantasy	1	98	Pure chocolate fantasy
April 10th 2003	You Can Beat Time With A Drum	Fantasy	1	89	A little wordplay strangeness
October 21th 2004	Do Panic	Humour	1	114	Government warning they really wanted to issue
July 19th 2001	Not Dead	Humour	0	81	Those famous people live on
May 20th 2004	Robotic Vacuum Cleaners	Humour	2	114	What a crazy idea they are
September 5th 2002	The World Is Gonna End	Humour	0	143	No time to read this, the world ...
March 14th 2002	The Spider	Humour	2	60	One man's battle against a spider
April 5th 2001	Six Strings Too Many	Humour	2	129	Hapless cowboy song
October 21th 2004	Take Me Back	Humour	0	112	Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
October 11th 2001	Play The Triangle	Humour	0	82	It's not such a simple instrument
November 13th 2003	The Lawn	Humour	2	74	Trying to ignore the garden
December 11th 2003	Cheese	Humour	1	114	An excessive liking for cheese
May 2nd 2002	The One Named Roo	Humour	0	99	Words of warning about ...
December 16th 2004	Kitchen Spider	Humour	0	130	Another spider sets up home
December 16th 2004	Let Them Know It's Christmas	Humour	0	144	A spoof Christmas appeal
June 27th 2001	Withered And Died	Humour	0	81	Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
June 27th 2002	Icons At Work	Humour	1	125	Making our little space our own
April 29th 2004	Lawn Rotavation	Humour	2	80	I do love that gardening!
September 12th 2002	The "T" Fell Off	Humour	1	77	Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
September 13th 2001	Angry Spiky Hedgehog	Humour	1	83	Hedgehogs must be careful
September 9th 2004	The Terminator	Humour	1	80	Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
November 1st 2001	Mountain Bike	Humour	0	61	Can only find first gear
April 25th 2002	Metatarsal Bone	Humour	0	111	On David Beckham's foot
August 16th 2001	I Want To Be Given	Humour	0	137	Give me one of all these things
August 16th 2001	Wrong Girl	Humour	2	87	Always falling for the wrong girl
November 21th 2002	Holidays Make Bubbles	Humour	0	103	Memories of Margate
April 26th 2001	It's Not Over	Humour	1	150	Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
August 15th 2002	McDonalds Express	Humour	2	152	How can McDonalds get any faster?
May 20th 2004	I've Got A Body	Humour	1	96	A sexy little ditty
September 25th 2003	Biros	Humour	1	125	Have you ever seen one empty?
March 4th 2004	Bad Memory, Bad Present	Humour	0	117	Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
May 20th 2004	Types Of Luck	Humour	1	77	I always seem to have bad luck
March 6th 2003	Digits In My Pocket	Humour	1	89	Got to have that gadget
September 9th 2004	Funny Kinda Rhythm	Humour	0	95	A little ditty about a catchy beat
May 1st 2003	Out Of Tune	Humour	2	102	It all goes wrong on stage
August 19th 2004	The Number Of The Beast	Humour	1	90	Bad experiences of taxi rides
April 12th 2001	DJ Rhythm	Humour	2	83	Groove on down on the dance floor
February 7th 2002	A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight	Humour	1	107	Take another look at those lights
May 24th 2001	An Ode	Humour	3	96	Little ditty about the demise of a frog
November 1st 2001	You Are Your Car	Humour	1	81	Does your car reflect your pesonality?
October 18th 2001	Cuppa Tea	Humour	3	121	Tea can work wonders
July 12th 2001	Look At Me	Humour	2	83	Man flaunts his sexy body
December 16th 2004	Hoorah!	Humour	1	147	Two guys comment on young ladies
July 24th 2003	The Matter Copier	Humour	0	154	What if I actually made one?
November 4th 2004	Rough And Smooth	Life	0	114	Nature works wonders
December 16th 2004	Beautiful Things	Life	3	119	Appreciate things whilst you can
May 2nd 2002	What It Is To Be Cool	Life	0	93	A rough-edge diamond geezer
June 27th 2002	Glastonbury	Life	2	105	Sitting it out at home!
September 12th 2002	Forgive Me	Life	0	88	Maybe the nutter on the bus?
October 24th 2002	Choice Of Paths	Life	1	153	Which way should we turn next
March 28th 2002	Spring For Everyone	Life	1	115	The world moves on in spring time
March 7th 2002	Bloodshot Eyes	Life	1	129	Have you had a morning like this?
May 29th 2003	Still Troubled Waters	Life	2	115	Sounds profound
November 4th 2004	The Centre Of My Reality	Life	1	88	What I see from inside to me seems real
November 13th 2003	The Bubble	Life	0	96	What happens when it bursts?
February 13th 2003	Friends	Life	2	128	Never forget your friends
June 3rd 2004	Learning To Say No	Life	1	111	No, I don't want to buy double glazing
April 25th 2002	Sorrow Searching	Life	1	136	Life, the universe and everything
May 22th 2003	From The Mountain To The Sea	Life	0	102	The call of the great outdoors
November 13th 2003	Energy	Life	2	89	Only sleep can refresh me
April 11th 2002	String	Life	0	157	The nature of string
September 9th 2004	There Is No Hope	Life	2	83	Overheard late night arguments
September 26th 2002	Not So Deep, Not So Calm	Life	2	90	Oh to be a worthy shoulder
March 21th 2002	The One Ring	Life	3	93	I hate phones
July 11th 2002	It's A Long Road	Life	0	128	Our journey through life
March 27th 2003	Leaving Home	Life	0	103	A young lady gets her marching orders
September 12th 2002	Don't Want To Be Normal	Life	1	98	Don't read this if you are normal!
May 30th 2002	Turn It Up	Life	0	123	Enjoying music with my arms
April 5th 2001	Error In Tyming	Life	0	97	Shared house woes
July 11th 2002	World Picture	Life	1	124	Our place in the world
July 24th 2003	Monday Morning Blues	Life	1	92	Why am I always tired on Mondays?
December 20th 2001	Christmas Imaginings	Life	0	159	Please one year, let it go
September 11th 2003	Waiting For Trains	Life	1	100	So many excuses
March 4th 2004	Make Time To Think	Life	2	60	No matter how hard you party, rest a little
October 2nd 2003	Our Own History	Life	0	126	There's no undoing what's done
May 22th 2003	The Dying Sun	Life	2	129	A picture of a sunset
November 29th 2001	Waiting For The Train	Life	1	60	Yes, waiting for a train
March 6th 2003	Tell Them That You Love Them	Life	3	152	A plea on behalf of an ill friend
March 7th 2002	Do remember	Life	1	163	Who's the girl in the bed?
March 14th 2002	Big Brother	Life	0	84	Be careful, they're watching
April 26th 2001	West Quay	Life	0	115	New shopping centre experience
September 25th 2003	No Need For Clutter	Life	2	97	Just throw those things out
February 26th 2004	A Funny Kind Of Logic	Life	2	90	Strange thoughts run round my mind
March 21th 2002	All Hail The MSG	Life	0	109	What does food add to your life?
December 20th 2001	Pool Swimming	Life	1	63	Careful not to get too wet
December 11th 2003	Spam	Life	2	67	My email is driving me mad
January 15th 2004	Voices Are Saying	Life	2	61	Ignore the voices that say stop
May 22th 2003	Wearing Outside	Life	1	159	To go out or stay in?
June 13th 2002	Head Spin	Love	0	151	Can't think when you're near
June 27th 2001	The Park	Love	0	124	Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
October 24th 2002	A World Inside	Love	2	134	Wanting to say what I feel inside
July 19th 2001	Silk And Lace	Love	2	101	Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
January 3rd 2002	Kiss Me	Love	3	102	Desperate for a kiss
January 3rd 2002	Just a phase	Love	2	133	My life has changed
March 28th 2002	Can't Imagine	Love	0	150	Me and you are one
August 16th 2001	True Light	Love	1	81	Words of devotion and adoration
November 21th 2002	Like A Rainbow	Love	1	94	You are beautiful like a rainbow
April 29th 2004	Hearing Your Thoughts	Love	1	91	Would I like What I saw?
November 22th 2001	I met you	Love	1	63	Happiness at meeting the right one
April 12th 2001	The Word	Love	1	89	Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
July 5th 2001	Mother	Love	2	81	What I can't tell her now she's gone
August 19th 2004	Sarah	Love	2	86	Just another secret admirer
September 12th 2002	Let Me Hold You	Love	1	93	Thoughts of a lingering hug
June 14th 2001	Is It Right?	Love	2	84	Love for one too young
May 10th 2001	Her Voice	Love	1	77	Infatuation for a girl
February 26th 2004	Don't You Want Somebody To Love You	Love	2	86	A question - the answer : no
March 28th 2002	Feet Don't Fail Me Now	Love	2	137	An uplifting rhythm of life
July 17th 2003	A Little Mistake	Love	2	159	Misreading the signs
July 5th 2001	Devil In The Detail	Questions	1	87	Important little questions of life
August 30th 2001	The Sky Is Blue	Questions	0	98	Some important questions in life
November 22th 2001	Hammer Action	Questions	3	85	Some less than serious questions
January 15th 2004	The Beagle Has Landed	Questions	1	83	So what happened to Beagle 2?
December 13th 2001	Christmas Rant	Rant	2	92	Things I hate about Christmas
April 10th 2003	Little White Lines	Rant	2	103	Parking is a social curse
July 26th 2001	APR	Rant	2	66	General mistrust of all things financial
July 17th 2003	Anarchy From The US Of A	Rant	3	161	Some anti-globalisation sentiment
October 18th 2001	Personal Injury	Rant	2	117	Say no to the claim culture
February 13th 2003	Invest With Me	Rant	1	144	Another pet hate - investments
May 10th 2001	Old Rapper	Rap	3	75	Rap for an old-aged pensioner
September 27th 2001	Osama Bin Laden	Rap	2	137	More reaction to "September 11"
June 20th 2002	What Ya Gonna Do?	Rap	1	116	An angry man looking for a fight
February 7th 2002	Daggers Drawn	Stories	3	146	Tragic scene with a rolling pin
August 30th 2001	Had What It Takes	Stories	0	81	Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
February 7th 2002	Two Swans	Stories	2	91	These important creatures fly North
April 11th 2002	Moo Light	Stories	2	107	A nonsense poem
September 5th 2002	It Came From The Dark	Stories	3	100	A frightening tale of an evil beast
May 29th 2003	A New Jumper	Stories	1	82	She jumps off the building
December 13th 2001	You Gotta Go	Stories	0	60	Dog befriends an old tramp
May 22th 2003	An Unfortunate Punter	Stories	0	98	The story of punting
April 25th 2002	Unexpected Crocodiles	Stories	0	82	Tale of adventure
October 7th 2004	Tachalas	Stories	0	90	An old building defines its own life
July 17th 2003	Killing On The Common	Stories	1	95	A hit man kills a singer
January 17th 2002	Love In The Air	Stories	0	89	A statue falls in love
July 26th 2001	Crimson Skies	Stories	3	82	Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
November 22th 2001	Don't Look At Me	Stories	1	160	The world looks different upside down
March 7th 2002	César Manrique	Stories	0	134	The maker of Lanzarote
July 26th 2001	A Girl Named Sue	Stories	1	156	Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
February 27th 2003	Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane	Stories	0	126	Bitter humour about her leaving
December 4th 2003	Highway Angel	Stories	0	140	A hitch-hiking country beauty
January 17th 2002	The Drowning	Stories	1	112	Tradegy in the name of love
December 20th 2001	Mauve skirt	Stories	1	143	Festival girl in a long skirt
October 7th 2004	Poet In The City	Stories	1	116	Real life kills a city slicker
September 5th 2002	Whore	Stories	3	94	A professional erotic experience
October 18th 2001	Jump with me	Stories	3	96	Be together for ever more
October 11th 2001	In The Machine	Stories	0	83	David's mind is in the machine
September 11th 2003	Big Rocks	Stories	1	157	A spoof episode from Star Trek
May 10th 2001	The UFO	Stories	0	84	True or fiction? - alien abduction
February 26th 2004	Pre-Instrumental	Stories	1	138	A very emotional singer
October 21th 2004	Shortcut Across The Common	Stories	1	138	Take heed and do not cross at night
June 3rd 2004	Fire Starter	Stories	2	120	A wild child got blown away