Hammer Action
- Some less than serious questions
Some questions that were running round my mind.
The question about Madonna was honestly an innocent one,
but on reading it again, could be taken another way.
Would the Driller Killer have hammer action?
Do the Rolling Stones get their satisfaction?
Does it rain that often in Spain?
Does the invisible man get served in bars?
Do fat ladies sing when you puff on cigars?
Did the Milky Bar Kid like milk?
Do Tellie Tubbies have to watch each other?
Can you eat a Pringle without another?
So did Alan Sugar get caned?
Does Madonna get wet when she's crowd surfing?
Do you get arrested if you're caught smurfin?
Can you get to work on an egg?
Does Hannibal Lectur have a diner's card?
Is your head kept safely by a bodyguard?
Does Spiderman ever catch flies?
When a man's at work, does it mean he's Workin'
Does Damien Hurst like a picked gherkin?
Can you tell when will this poem will ...
Category: "Questions", Star-Rating: ***
Written by Keith Lambell, November 22th 2001
Poem viewed 154 times since March 2002.