I do like Gorgonzola, and I like a slice of Brie,
I'll eat a pound of Stilton, though I do prefer it white.
Round or square or in between, they taste as great to me.
Now and then I even dream, of eating cheese at night.

Cottage cheese or Parmesan, I'll pile it on aplenty.
Give me Edam or a Cheddar and I'll clean the plate in one.
I love all the tastes and smells, and some of them are trendy.
Obsession with sensation, help, the madness has begun.

I'm mad about cheese, it's in every meal.
I'm mad about cheese, it's just how I feel.
I'm mad about cheese, and it's making me mad.
I'm mad about cheese, I'm mad about cheese!

Camembert is very nice, with a decent bit of bread.
I love a Derby mixed with sage, and shiny coat of wax.
If they don't have Wensleydale, I bring my own supply instead
It's only when I'm eating cheese, I find I can relax.

I think Ementhal is great, I love to save the holes.
When I make salad plate, I pile it up with Feta.
If I have tomato soup, I sprinkle plenty in the bowls.
Some say meat and fish are best, I say cheese is better.

I'm mad about cheese, it's in every meal.
I'm mad about cheese, it's just how I feel.
I'm mad about cheese, and it's making me mad.
I'm mad about cheese, I'm mad about cheese!