Take Me Back
- Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
A scene from Fawlty Towers was the inspiration behind this one. We see perhaps an older gentleman
caught in a compromising situation with a young lady as his wife appears. It's all completely innocent - Not!
Take me back my dear, it's not the way it looks.
My hand slipped when I tried to grab her books.
They slid off the pile that she held to her chest.
Surely you can see my intentions were best?
Take me back my dear, I didn't mean to stare.
My eyes must've made their own way down there.
When I knelt down to help her I had no thought
Of glimpses of cleavage that I may have caught.
Take me back my dear, it's you I love the most.
It was the slogan on her T-Shirt, had me so engrossed.
I never meant to fondle, and I never meant to peek.
You can't have seen it happen, by the way you speak.
Take me back my dear, you have the whole thing wrong.
How was I supposed to know, I'd stepped on her sarong?
You say she went commando, my dear I didn't look!
You say that I was staring, well yes, but at her book.
Take me back my dear, it's been an awful mess.
It was never my intention, to help the girl undress.
I was only helping out, I've told you what is true.
Take me back my dear ... and I'll do the same to you!
Category: "Humour"
Written by Keith Lambell, October 21th 2004
Poem viewed 27 times since March 2002.