Date	Title	Category	Stars	Hits	Description
June 27th 2001	The World Is Turning	Comment	1	270	Earth's movement and resources
October 11th 2001	In The Land Across The Bay	Fantasy	1	244	Pure chocolate fantasy
August 30th 2001	The Rhythm Of Your Mind	Experiences	2	232	Festival state of mind
September 13th 2001	Considered Dangerous	Bitter	3	217	Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
April 12th 2001	British Rail	Experiences	0	211	How we never speak on the train
September 13th 2001	Trade In Tragedy	Comment	1	209	Early reaction to "September 11"
April 26th 2001	The Cupboard Door	Experiences	0	207	Childhood snog remembered
August 30th 2001	Had What It Takes	Stories	0	205	Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
June 14th 2001	War	Comment	1	204	The gritty reality of war
August 16th 2001	In A Meeting	Experiences	0	202	Extreme boredom in a business meeting
September 13th 2001	Angry Spiky Hedgehog	Humour	1	198	Hedgehogs must be careful
April 11th 2002	The National Wealth	Comment	1	197	Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
November 29th 2001	Faster, Faster	Fantasy	1	197	A rushing feeling
October 24th 2002	The Ponderosa	Comment	2	194	A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
February 7th 2002	Two Swans	Stories	2	191	These important creatures fly North
December 13th 2001	Christmas Rant	Rant	2	183	Things I hate about Christmas
July 26th 2001	Crimson Skies	Stories	3	177	Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
March 14th 2002	Big Brother	Life	0	174	Be careful, they're watching
December 13th 2001	The Past Is My History	Experiences	0	174	The outcome of a major tidy
September 12th 2002	The "T" Fell Off	Humour	1	173	Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
July 5th 2001	Mother	Love	2	172	What I can't tell her now she's gone
July 19th 2001	American Dream	Comment	1	172	Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
April 12th 2001	DJ Rhythm	Humour	2	170	Groove on down on the dance floor
July 19th 2001	Not Dead	Humour	0	169	Those famous people live on
July 12th 2001	Look At Me	Humour	2	169	Man flaunts his sexy body
May 22th 2003	From The Mountain To The Sea	Life	0	168	The call of the great outdoors
August 16th 2001	True Light	Love	1	167	Words of devotion and adoration
July 5th 2001	Devil In The Detail	Questions	1	167	Important little questions of life
May 24th 2001	An Ode	Humour	3	165	Little ditty about the demise of a frog
June 27th 2001	Withered And Died	Humour	0	165	Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
May 24th 2001	Information Super-Highway	Comment	3	165	Lowdown on download
August 19th 2004	Sarah	Love	2	161	Just another secret admirer
July 12th 2001	Bindweed	Bitter	0	160	My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
May 10th 2001	The UFO	Stories	0	160	True or fiction? - alien abduction
June 14th 2001	Is It Right?	Love	2	159	Love for one too young
December 4th 2003	The Final Rope	Dark	1	157	A deathwish headrush
November 22th 2001	Hammer Action	Questions	3	154	Some less than serious questions
July 5th 2001	Far Beyond	Comment	2	153	They wall us in from birth to death
May 10th 2001	Old Rapper	Rap	3	151	Rap for an old-aged pensioner
May 10th 2001	Her Voice	Love	1	148	Infatuation for a girl
October 10th 2002	National Poetry Day	Comment	1	148	All of us have something to say
March 14th 2002	The Spider	Humour	2	141	One man's battle against a spider
November 22th 2001	I met you	Love	1	140	Happiness at meeting the right one
May 24th 2001	Vote For Me	Comment	2	134	An irreverant take on the election
July 26th 2001	APR	Rant	2	132	General mistrust of all things financial
December 13th 2001	You Gotta Go	Stories	0	125	Dog befriends an old tramp
March 15th 2003	Dinners And Losers	Comment	2	112	An environmental poem
December 11th 2003	Spam	Life	2	107	My email is driving me mad
April 11th 2002	String	Life	0	51	The nature of string
July 26th 2001	A Girl Named Sue	Stories	1	45	Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
March 28th 2002	Can't Imagine	Love	0	43	Me and you are one
February 7th 2002	A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight	Humour	1	43	Take another look at those lights
August 30th 2001	The Sky Is Blue	Questions	0	43	Some important questions in life
April 11th 2002	Moo Light	Stories	2	43	A nonsense poem
April 26th 2001	It's Not Over	Humour	1	43	Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
June 14th 2001	The Contenders	Comment	1	43	Shock and disgust at seeing the film
April 26th 2001	West Quay	Life	0	43	New shopping centre experience
April 12th 2001	The Word	Love	1	43	Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
November 22th 2001	Don't Look At Me	Stories	1	42	The world looks different upside down
May 22th 2003	An Unfortunate Punter	Stories	0	42	The story of punting
June 20th 2002	Front Page News	Comment	0	42	Reporters should just report
August 19th 2004	The Number Of The Beast	Humour	1	42	Bad experiences of taxi rides
November 4th 2004	Mr Peel	Comment	1	42	A small tribute to the man himself
September 13th 2001	Sometimes You Know	Comment	0	41	Sometimes you just have to let it go
July 17th 2003	A Little Mistake	Love	2	41	Misreading the signs
March 14th 2002	Gunfire	Dark	2	41	A fatal shoot out
September 26th 2002	Nothing To Buy	Comment	1	41	What are these shops selling?
November 29th 2001	A New Beginning	Comment	0	41	Could we start from scratch
May 24th 2001	Pissing In The Wind	Drinking	2	41	Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
July 24th 2003	To Die At Forty	Dark	1	41	Maybe I will have had enough
August 15th 2002	McDonalds Express	Humour	2	40	How can McDonalds get any faster?
April 25th 2002	An Antelope	Fantasy	0	40	Short and silly
December 16th 2004	Hoorah!	Humour	1	40	Two guys comment on young ladies
October 24th 2002	Choice Of Paths	Life	1	40	Which way should we turn next
March 28th 2002	Feet Don't Fail Me Now	Love	2	40	An uplifting rhythm of life
July 3rd 2003	Stone Gargoyles	Comment	0	40	Modern buildings lack details
May 22th 2003	Wearing Outside	Life	1	40	To go out or stay in?
September 27th 2001	Lights and Lights	Experiences	0	40	SFA Light show
June 13th 2002	Don't Tell Me I Can't	Comment	1	40	Be yourself if you can!
February 27th 2003	One Seat Away	Experiences	2	39	Missed out on a relationship again
March 6th 2003	Tell Them That You Love Them	Life	3	39	A plea on behalf of an ill friend
July 24th 2003	The Matter Copier	Humour	0	39	What if I actually made one?
October 18th 2001	Jump with me	Stories	3	39	Be together for ever more
May 29th 2003	University Mop-Up Charges	Comment	2	39	New labour charges for cleaning
December 20th 2001	Christmas Imaginings	Life	0	39	Please one year, let it go
February 7th 2002	Daggers Drawn	Stories	3	39	Tragic scene with a rolling pin
November 1st 2001	Our Strategy Remains The Same	Comment	2	39	Further reaction to "September 11"
December 16th 2004	Let Them Know It's Christmas	Humour	0	38	A spoof Christmas appeal
March 7th 2002	Do remember	Life	1	38	Who's the girl in the bed?
June 13th 2002	Head Spin	Love	0	38	Can't think when you're near
February 13th 2003	Invest With Me	Rant	1	38	Another pet hate - investments
September 11th 2003	Big Rocks	Stories	1	38	A spoof episode from Star Trek
May 22th 2003	The Dying Sun	Life	2	38	A picture of a sunset
March 7th 2002	Jesters	Drinking	1	38	A cheap night out
September 27th 2001	Osama Bin Laden	Rap	2	37	More reaction to "September 11"
February 26th 2004	Pre-Instrumental	Stories	1	37	A very emotional singer
July 11th 2002	Out Of Your Tree	Comment	2	37	Changes to policing towards cannabis
October 21th 2004	Shortcut Across The Common	Stories	1	37	Take heed and do not cross at night
April 25th 2002	Metatarsal Bone	Humour	0	36	On David Beckham's foot
January 3rd 2002	Just a phase	Love	2	36	My life has changed
March 7th 2002	César Manrique	Stories	0	36	The maker of Lanzarote
March 21th 2002	Gordon Brown	Comment	0	35	Budget time thoughts
January 17th 2002	Love In The Air	Stories	0	35	A statue falls in love
July 17th 2003	Anarchy From The US Of A	Rant	3	35	Some anti-globalisation sentiment
July 18th 2002	Binary Without The Ones	Fantasy	0	35	Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
December 20th 2001	Mauve skirt	Stories	1	35	Festival girl in a long skirt
September 5th 2002	It Came From The Dark	Stories	3	35	A frightening tale of an evil beast
April 5th 2001	Above The Knee	Drinking	0	35	Getting drunk at a party
February 26th 2004	A Funny Kind Of Logic	Life	2	34	Strange thoughts run round my mind
December 4th 2003	Highway Angel	Stories	0	34	A hitch-hiking country beauty
June 27th 2001	The Park	Love	0	34	Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
December 16th 2004	Kitchen Spider	Humour	0	34	Another spider sets up home
September 5th 2002	The World Is Gonna End	Humour	0	34	No time to read this, the world ...
May 29th 2003	A New Jumper	Stories	1	34	She jumps off the building
September 26th 2002	Not So Deep, Not So Calm	Life	2	34	Oh to be a worthy shoulder
March 6th 2003	Digits In My Pocket	Humour	1	34	Got to have that gadget
September 5th 2002	Whore	Stories	3	34	A professional erotic experience
September 25th 2003	Upper Magic Wood	Experiences	2	34	Avebury coolness
October 11th 2001	Play The Triangle	Humour	0	34	It's not such a simple instrument
September 12th 2002	Let Me Hold You	Love	1	33	Thoughts of a lingering hug
March 27th 2003	The Alphabet Of War	Comment	2	33	An inevitable Iraqi war poem
October 24th 2002	A World Inside	Love	2	33	Wanting to say what I feel inside
November 29th 2001	Don't tell me	Bitter	2	33	Love, hate and parting
October 18th 2001	Cuppa Tea	Humour	3	33	Tea can work wonders
May 29th 2003	Roll Up Your Green Sleeves	Comment	0	33	Some environmental thoughts
December 16th 2004	Beautiful Things	Life	3	33	Appreciate things whilst you can
October 11th 2001	In The Machine	Stories	0	33	David's mind is in the machine
July 17th 2003	Killing On The Common	Stories	1	33	A hit man kills a singer
January 3rd 2002	Gandalf Max Strength	Drinking	1	33	What happened on New Years Day
March 14th 2002	Flying	Fantasy	0	33	Don't think you can fly
June 27th 2002	Farming Worries	Comment	0	33	Of farming and country life
May 2nd 2002	Elective Dysfunction	Comment	1	33	Thoughts evoked by yet another election
September 11th 2003	There's No Defence	Comment	0	33	Helpless against suicide bombers
April 25th 2002	Unexpected Crocodiles	Stories	0	33	Tale of adventure
May 20th 2004	Types Of Luck	Humour	1	32	I always seem to have bad luck
October 2nd 2003	Our Own History	Life	0	32	There's no undoing what's done
March 6th 2003	The Lilly Of Bevois Valley	Experiences	1	32	A dancing beauty catches my eye
April 10th 2003	For Our Country	Comment	0	32	Too late to be against a war
January 15th 2004	December Exceptions	Drinking	2	32	Delaying a New Year Resolution
June 27th 2002	Icons At Work	Humour	1	32	Making our little space our own
August 16th 2001	I Want To Be Given	Humour	0	32	Give me one of all these things
September 12th 2002	Forgive Me	Life	0	32	Maybe the nutter on the bus?
April 10th 2003	You Can Beat Time With A Drum	Fantasy	1	32	A little wordplay strangeness
July 11th 2002	World Picture	Life	1	32	Our place in the world
June 3rd 2004	Fire Starter	Stories	2	32	A wild child got blown away
July 12th 2001	Bright Reality	Drinking	1	32	Much respect to the JägerMeister
November 21th 2002	Holidays Make Bubbles	Humour	0	32	Memories of Margate
May 1st 2003	Luxury Apartment Block	Comment	0	32	Do they not build houses anymore?
June 20th 2002	Emotionally Up	Experiences	0	32	Seeing that special girl in town
May 2nd 2002	What It Is To Be Cool	Life	0	32	A rough-edge diamond geezer
April 25th 2002	Sorrow Searching	Life	1	32	Life, the universe and everything
October 18th 2001	Personal Injury	Rant	2	31	Say no to the claim culture
July 24th 2003	Monday Morning Blues	Life	1	31	Why am I always tired on Mondays?
May 29th 2003	Still Troubled Waters	Life	2	31	Sounds profound
November 13th 2003	Don't Say Goodbye	Experiences	2	31	Our actions impact on others
August 19th 2004	Jahssi In A Corset	Experiences	2	31	Sexy Soulful Silky
May 20th 2004	Robotic Vacuum Cleaners	Humour	2	31	What a crazy idea they are
June 3rd 2004	A Perfect House	Comment	1	31	I want my house to be a home
March 28th 2002	Spring For Everyone	Life	1	31	The world moves on in spring time
July 3rd 2003	The Beat Of The Drum	Experiences	3	31	Feelings and sounds from Avebury
March 28th 2002	This Is A Poem	Comment	1	31	What makes a poem?
May 30th 2002	Shining Things	Comment	1	31	Share your inner riches
November 4th 2004	Rough And Smooth	Life	0	31	Nature works wonders
September 25th 2003	Biros	Humour	1	31	Have you ever seen one empty?
September 9th 2004	The Terminator	Humour	1	31	Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
December 11th 2003	Selling It With Spandex	Comment	0	31	Advertising uses women
April 29th 2004	All Hail The Tarp	Experiences	0	31	Campsite life at Reading
April 5th 2001	Six Strings Too Many	Humour	2	31	Hapless cowboy song
September 26th 2002	City Trader	Comment	2	31	All to play for in the city
November 1st 2001	You Are Your Car	Humour	1	31	Does your car reflect your pesonality?
April 5th 2001	Error In Tyming	Life	0	31	Shared house woes
July 18th 2002	Watch The Guy	Experiences	1	31	Wild times on a camping trip
April 29th 2004	Lawn Rotavation	Humour	2	30	I do love that gardening!
October 21th 2004	Do Panic	Humour	1	30	Government warning they really wanted to issue
March 4th 2004	The Dock	Comment	1	30	Not what it used to be
February 13th 2003	Asylum Seekers In The Loft	Comment	1	30	Tongue in cheek comments
February 13th 2003	Friends	Life	2	30	Never forget your friends
April 11th 2002	Party Time	Drinking	1	30	True of many a party
October 10th 2002	Your Pension Is Safe	Comment	1	30	Cynical view of pension arrangements
September 9th 2004	There Is No Hope	Life	2	30	Overheard late night arguments
October 2nd 2003	The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair	Experiences	1	30	Mud and madness at the village pump festival
May 30th 2002	Turn It Up	Life	0	30	Enjoying music with my arms
July 24th 2003	Slashed Wrists	Comment	3	30	Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
March 27th 2003	Tiny Tots Cola	Comment	0	30	Get them addicted early
July 11th 2002	It's A Long Road	Life	0	30	Our journey through life
October 7th 2004	Poet In The City	Stories	1	29	Real life kills a city slicker
May 30th 2002	Night-time Emissions	Experiences	0	29	Noises from the flat upstairs
March 7th 2002	Bloodshot Eyes	Life	1	29	Have you had a morning like this?
March 4th 2004	Bad Memory, Bad Present	Humour	0	29	Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
May 27th 2004	The Werchter Joint	Experiences	1	29	Just say no to drugs people
July 3rd 2003	Pixies And Angels	Fantasy	1	29	Just a pretty thought
February 13th 2003	Ill Considered Actions	Comment	1	29	Actions lead to reactions
December 11th 2003	Cheese	Humour	1	29	An excessive liking for cheese
March 21th 2002	All Hail The MSG	Life	0	29	What does food add to your life?
June 20th 2002	What Ya Gonna Do?	Rap	1	29	An angry man looking for a fight
February 27th 2003	Last Train	Comment	2	29	Based on a real life tragedy
November 21th 2002	Like A Rainbow	Love	1	29	You are beautiful like a rainbow
February 27th 2003	Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane	Stories	0	29	Bitter humour about her leaving
August 15th 2002	Stocks And Shares	Comment	1	28	Shares are not for me at all
November 13th 2003	Energy	Life	2	28	Only sleep can refresh me
January 17th 2002	The Drowning	Stories	1	28	Tradegy in the name of love
August 15th 2002	I Am The One	Dark	1	28	Confident lover or killer?
June 3rd 2004	Learning To Say No	Life	1	28	No, I don't want to buy double glazing
February 26th 2004	Sunshine Jack	Fantasy	0	28	Sunshine vs. Gloom
March 21th 2002	The One Ring	Life	3	27	I hate phones
January 17th 2002	Our Trains Are Off The Tracks	Comment	2	27	Railtrack's failure to deliver
October 21th 2004	Take Me Back	Humour	0	27	Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
October 7th 2004	Personality Politics	Comment	3	27	Politics is about the people not the personality
May 30th 2002	Slipping Away	Comment	2	27	Loving someone enough to let them die
July 19th 2001	Silk And Lace	Love	2	27	Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
June 27th 2002	Glastonbury	Life	2	27	Sitting it out at home!
January 3rd 2002	Kiss Me	Love	3	27	Desperate for a kiss
November 21th 2002	Where Does I All Go Wrong?	Comment	1	26	How do the kids learn to hate?
November 1st 2001	Mountain Bike	Humour	0	26	Can only find first gear
July 3rd 2003	Road Killing	Comment	2	26	Another squashed hedgehog
June 3rd 2004	A Better Place	Comment	0	25	If only we could help a neighbour
March 27th 2003	Leaving Home	Life	0	25	A young lady gets her marching orders
December 20th 2001	Pool Swimming	Life	1	25	Careful not to get too wet
November 29th 2001	Waiting For The Train	Life	1	25	Yes, waiting for a train
June 13th 2002	Big Issue	Comment	2	24	A magazine for you to buy
October 7th 2004	Tachalas	Stories	0	24	An old building defines its own life
January 15th 2004	Voices Are Saying	Life	2	24	Ignore the voices that say stop
November 4th 2004	The Centre Of My Reality	Life	1	24	What I see from inside to me seems real
December 4th 2003	Manhood Flambé	Dark	1	24	A German cannibal eats another man
August 16th 2001	Wrong Girl	Humour	2	24	Always falling for the wrong girl
May 2nd 2002	The One Named Roo	Humour	0	24	Words of warning about ...
November 13th 2003	The Lawn	Humour	2	23	Trying to ignore the garden
May 1st 2003	Wasted Votes	Comment	1	23	Another year, another election campaign
April 10th 2003	Little White Lines	Rant	2	23	Parking is a social curse
October 2nd 2003	Clean Energy Dream	Comment	2	23	What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
October 10th 2002	Float Downstream	Fantasy	0	23	Floating towards the waterfall
March 4th 2004	Make Time To Think	Life	2	22	No matter how hard you party, rest a little
May 20th 2004	I've Got A Body	Humour	1	22	A sexy little ditty
September 11th 2003	Waiting For Trains	Life	1	22	So many excuses
May 1st 2003	Out Of Tune	Humour	2	22	It all goes wrong on stage
September 9th 2004	Funny Kinda Rhythm	Humour	0	21	A little ditty about a catchy beat
September 12th 2002	Don't Want To Be Normal	Life	1	21	Don't read this if you are normal!
November 13th 2003	The Bubble	Life	0	21	What happens when it bursts?
April 29th 2004	Hearing Your Thoughts	Love	1	21	Would I like What I saw?
September 25th 2003	Mustn't Get Personal	Comment	0	20	Nurses cannot get involved
September 25th 2003	No Need For Clutter	Life	2	20	Just throw those things out
January 15th 2004	The Beagle Has Landed	Questions	1	20	So what happened to Beagle 2?
July 18th 2002	I'm On The Train	Comment	0	20	Fascinating conversations on the train
February 26th 2004	Don't You Want Somebody To Love You	Love	2	20	A question - the answer : no