Date Title Category Stars Hits Description
April 25th 2002 An Antelope Fantasy 0 306 Short and silly
March 7th 2002 Bloodshot Eyes Life 1 287 Have you had a morning like this?
November 29th 2001 A New Beginning Comment 0 286 Could we start from scratch
September 13th 2001 Sometimes You Know Comment 0 282 Sometimes you just have to let it go
June 27th 2001 The Park Love 0 274 Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
July 3rd 2003 Stone Gargoyles Comment 0 272 Modern buildings lack details
September 13th 2001 Considered Dangerous Bitter 3 267 Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
May 27th 2004 The Werchter Joint Experiences 1 256 Just say no to drugs people
July 5th 2001 Mother Love 2 244 What I can't tell her now she's gone
April 10th 2003 For Our Country Comment 0 242 Too late to be against a war
August 30th 2001 The Sky Is Blue Questions 0 232 Some important questions in life
November 21th 2002 Where Does I All Go Wrong? Comment 1 215 How do the kids learn to hate?
January 17th 2002 Love In The Air Stories 0 212 A statue falls in love
July 19th 2001 American Dream Comment 1 211 Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
November 22th 2001 Hammer Action Questions 3 207 Some less than serious questions
February 7th 2002 Two Swans Stories 2 206 These important creatures fly North
May 24th 2001 Information Super-Highway Comment 3 204 Lowdown on download
June 27th 2001 Withered And Died Humour 0 201 Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
August 16th 2001 In A Meeting Experiences 0 199 Extreme boredom in a business meeting
July 5th 2001 Far Beyond Comment 2 173 They wall us in from birth to death
April 5th 2001 Error In Tyming Life 0 121 Shared house woes
May 2nd 2002 The One Named Roo Humour 0 104 Words of warning about ...
September 5th 2002 It Came From The Dark Stories 3 84 A frightening tale of an evil beast
August 30th 2001 The Rhythm Of Your Mind Experiences 2 79 Festival state of mind
May 22th 2003 From The Mountain To The Sea Life 0 68 The call of the great outdoors
May 24th 2001 Pissing In The Wind Drinking 2 62 Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
July 11th 2002 Out Of Your Tree Comment 2 60 Changes to policing towards cannabis
December 16th 2004 Hoorah! Humour 1 59 Two guys comment on young ladies
January 3rd 2002 Just a phase Love 2 58 My life has changed
March 28th 2002 Spring For Everyone Life 1 56 The world moves on in spring time
June 14th 2001 War Comment 1 52 The gritty reality of war
June 14th 2001 The Contenders Comment 1 52 Shock and disgust at seeing the film
August 16th 2001 True Light Love 1 40 Words of devotion and adoration
June 3rd 2004 A Perfect House Comment 1 40 I want my house to be a home
April 26th 2001 The Cupboard Door Experiences 0 37 Childhood snog remembered
September 11th 2003 Big Rocks Stories 1 34 A spoof episode from Star Trek
April 11th 2002 String Life 0 34 The nature of string
March 21th 2002 Gordon Brown Comment 0 34 Budget time thoughts
October 2nd 2003 Our Own History Life 0 33 There's no undoing what's done
May 29th 2003 Still Troubled Waters Life 2 32 Sounds profound
July 19th 2001 Not Dead Humour 0 32 Those famous people live on
February 7th 2002 A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight Humour 1 32 Take another look at those lights
October 10th 2002 National Poetry Day Comment 1 32 All of us have something to say
November 29th 2001 Waiting For The Train Life 1 31 Yes, waiting for a train
September 5th 2002 Whore Stories 3 31 A professional erotic experience
October 21th 2004 Do Panic Humour 1 31 Government warning they really wanted to issue
March 4th 2004 Bad Memory, Bad Present Humour 0 31 Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
March 14th 2002 The Spider Humour 2 31 One man's battle against a spider
December 4th 2003 Manhood Flambé Dark 1 30 A German cannibal eats another man
November 13th 2003 Don't Say Goodbye Experiences 2 29 Our actions impact on others
September 25th 2003 Upper Magic Wood Experiences 2 28 Avebury coolness
March 4th 2004 The Dock Comment 1 28 Not what it used to be
March 21th 2002 The One Ring Life 3 27 I hate phones
March 7th 2002 Do remember Life 1 27 Who's the girl in the bed?
September 27th 2001 Osama Bin Laden Rap 2 25 More reaction to "September 11"
August 16th 2001 I Want To Be Given Humour 0 25 Give me one of all these things
October 7th 2004 Poet In The City Stories 1 25 Real life kills a city slicker
February 7th 2002 Daggers Drawn Stories 3 21 Tragic scene with a rolling pin
February 27th 2003 One Seat Away Experiences 2 20 Missed out on a relationship again
January 3rd 2002 Gandalf Max Strength Drinking 1 19 What happened on New Years Day
March 7th 2002 Jesters Drinking 1 19 A cheap night out
March 6th 2003 Tell Them That You Love Them Life 3 18 A plea on behalf of an ill friend
September 12th 2002 Don't Want To Be Normal Life 1 17 Don't read this if you are normal!
May 22th 2003 An Unfortunate Punter Stories 0 17 The story of punting
April 11th 2002 Moo Light Stories 2 17 A nonsense poem
January 3rd 2002 Kiss Me Love 3 17 Desperate for a kiss
September 9th 2004 There Is No Hope Life 2 17 Overheard late night arguments
July 12th 2001 Bright Reality Drinking 1 16 Much respect to the JägerMeister
August 19th 2004 Sarah Love 2 16 Just another secret admirer
July 11th 2002 It's A Long Road Life 0 16 Our journey through life
August 19th 2004 The Number Of The Beast Humour 1 16 Bad experiences of taxi rides
March 28th 2002 Feet Don't Fail Me Now Love 2 16 An uplifting rhythm of life
May 20th 2004 Types Of Luck Humour 1 16 I always seem to have bad luck
May 20th 2004 I've Got A Body Humour 1 16 A sexy little ditty
April 25th 2002 Sorrow Searching Life 1 16 Life, the universe and everything
June 27th 2001 The World Is Turning Comment 1 16 Earth's movement and resources
April 12th 2001 British Rail Experiences 0 16 How we never speak on the train
August 19th 2004 Jahssi In A Corset Experiences 2 16 Sexy Soulful Silky
December 20th 2001 Christmas Imaginings Life 0 16 Please one year, let it go
February 13th 2003 Invest With Me Rant 1 16 Another pet hate - investments
November 1st 2001 Our Strategy Remains The Same Comment 2 16 Further reaction to "September 11"
April 25th 2002 Metatarsal Bone Humour 0 16 On David Beckham's foot
April 12th 2001 The Word Love 1 16 Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
April 26th 2001 West Quay Life 0 16 New shopping centre experience
July 24th 2003 Monday Morning Blues Life 1 15 Why am I always tired on Mondays?
May 1st 2003 Luxury Apartment Block Comment 0 15 Do they not build houses anymore?
December 13th 2001 The Past Is My History Experiences 0 15 The outcome of a major tidy
May 22th 2003 Wearing Outside Life 1 15 To go out or stay in?
July 17th 2003 A Little Mistake Love 2 15 Misreading the signs
May 29th 2003 University Mop-Up Charges Comment 2 15 New labour charges for cleaning
May 24th 2001 An Ode Humour 3 15 Little ditty about the demise of a frog
November 4th 2004 Rough And Smooth Life 0 15 Nature works wonders
August 15th 2002 I Am The One Dark 1 15 Confident lover or killer?
October 10th 2002 Your Pension Is Safe Comment 1 15 Cynical view of pension arrangements
March 28th 2002 Can't Imagine Love 0 15 Me and you are one
December 20th 2001 Mauve skirt Stories 1 15 Festival girl in a long skirt
January 17th 2002 The Drowning Stories 1 15 Tradegy in the name of love
February 13th 2003 Ill Considered Actions Comment 1 15 Actions lead to reactions
July 24th 2003 To Die At Forty Dark 1 15 Maybe I will have had enough
June 27th 2002 Icons At Work Humour 1 15 Making our little space our own
January 15th 2004 December Exceptions Drinking 2 15 Delaying a New Year Resolution
September 5th 2002 The World Is Gonna End Humour 0 15 No time to read this, the world ...
October 11th 2001 Play The Triangle Humour 0 15 It's not such a simple instrument
April 11th 2002 The National Wealth Comment 1 15 Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
November 29th 2001 Don't tell me Bitter 2 15 Love, hate and parting
February 27th 2003 Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane Stories 0 15 Bitter humour about her leaving
May 20th 2004 Robotic Vacuum Cleaners Humour 2 15 What a crazy idea they are
July 24th 2003 The Matter Copier Humour 0 14 What if I actually made one?
September 13th 2001 Trade In Tragedy Comment 1 14 Early reaction to "September 11"
December 11th 2003 Selling It With Spandex Comment 0 14 Advertising uses women
March 7th 2002 César Manrique Stories 0 14 The maker of Lanzarote
December 16th 2004 Kitchen Spider Humour 0 14 Another spider sets up home
October 24th 2002 Choice Of Paths Life 1 14 Which way should we turn next
December 13th 2001 Christmas Rant Rant 2 14 Things I hate about Christmas
June 27th 2002 Farming Worries Comment 0 14 Of farming and country life
June 20th 2002 What Ya Gonna Do? Rap 1 14 An angry man looking for a fight
December 4th 2003 The Final Rope Dark 1 14 A deathwish headrush
October 11th 2001 In The Land Across The Bay Fantasy 1 14 Pure chocolate fantasy
July 24th 2003 Slashed Wrists Comment 3 14 Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
June 3rd 2004 Learning To Say No Life 1 14 No, I don't want to buy double glazing
August 15th 2002 Stocks And Shares Comment 1 14 Shares are not for me at all
November 13th 2003 Energy Life 2 14 Only sleep can refresh me
June 13th 2002 Don't Tell Me I Can't Comment 1 14 Be yourself if you can!
December 4th 2003 Highway Angel Stories 0 14 A hitch-hiking country beauty
November 4th 2004 Mr Peel Comment 1 14 A small tribute to the man himself
April 5th 2001 Six Strings Too Many Humour 2 14 Hapless cowboy song
September 12th 2002 Let Me Hold You Love 1 14 Thoughts of a lingering hug
February 26th 2004 Pre-Instrumental Stories 1 14 A very emotional singer
July 12th 2001 Look At Me Humour 2 14 Man flaunts his sexy body
May 2nd 2002 Elective Dysfunction Comment 1 14 Thoughts evoked by yet another election
November 13th 2003 The Bubble Life 0 14 What happens when it bursts?
May 22th 2003 The Dying Sun Life 2 14 A picture of a sunset
September 26th 2002 Nothing To Buy Comment 1 14 What are these shops selling?
May 30th 2002 Turn It Up Life 0 14 Enjoying music with my arms
April 5th 2001 Above The Knee Drinking 0 14 Getting drunk at a party
November 4th 2004 The Centre Of My Reality Life 1 14 What I see from inside to me seems real
December 16th 2004 Let Them Know It's Christmas Humour 0 14 A spoof Christmas appeal
November 21th 2002 Like A Rainbow Love 1 13 You are beautiful like a rainbow
May 29th 2003 Roll Up Your Green Sleeves Comment 0 13 Some environmental thoughts
September 26th 2002 Not So Deep, Not So Calm Life 2 13 Oh to be a worthy shoulder
April 29th 2004 Lawn Rotavation Humour 2 13 I do love that gardening!
September 27th 2001 Lights and Lights Experiences 0 13 SFA Light show
October 2nd 2003 The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair Experiences 1 13 Mud and madness at the village pump festival
March 14th 2002 Flying Fantasy 0 13 Don't think you can fly
March 14th 2002 Gunfire Dark 2 13 A fatal shoot out
July 12th 2001 Bindweed Bitter 0 13 My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
June 20th 2002 Front Page News Comment 0 13 Reporters should just report
November 22th 2001 Don't Look At Me Stories 1 13 The world looks different upside down
April 12th 2001 DJ Rhythm Humour 2 13 Groove on down on the dance floor
March 15th 2003 Dinners And Losers Comment 2 13 An environmental poem
November 22th 2001 I met you Love 1 13 Happiness at meeting the right one
May 1st 2003 Out Of Tune Humour 2 13 It all goes wrong on stage
June 13th 2002 Head Spin Love 0 13 Can't think when you're near
June 14th 2001 Is It Right? Love 2 13 Love for one too young
April 25th 2002 Unexpected Crocodiles Stories 0 13 Tale of adventure
August 30th 2001 Had What It Takes Stories 0 13 Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
May 2nd 2002 What It Is To Be Cool Life 0 13 A rough-edge diamond geezer
September 9th 2004 The Terminator Humour 1 13 Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
September 13th 2001 Angry Spiky Hedgehog Humour 1 13 Hedgehogs must be careful
April 26th 2001 It's Not Over Humour 1 13 Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
February 13th 2003 Friends Life 2 12 Never forget your friends
July 17th 2003 Anarchy From The US Of A Rant 3 12 Some anti-globalisation sentiment
April 10th 2003 You Can Beat Time With A Drum Fantasy 1 12 A little wordplay strangeness
June 27th 2002 Glastonbury Life 2 12 Sitting it out at home!
July 5th 2001 Devil In The Detail Questions 1 12 Important little questions of life
September 12th 2002 Forgive Me Life 0 12 Maybe the nutter on the bus?
February 26th 2004 Sunshine Jack Fantasy 0 12 Sunshine vs. Gloom
July 18th 2002 Binary Without The Ones Fantasy 0 12 Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
October 24th 2002 A World Inside Love 2 12 Wanting to say what I feel inside
March 6th 2003 The Lilly Of Bevois Valley Experiences 1 12 A dancing beauty catches my eye
January 17th 2002 Our Trains Are Off The Tracks Comment 2 12 Railtrack's failure to deliver
October 21th 2004 Take Me Back Humour 0 12 Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
April 11th 2002 Party Time Drinking 1 12 True of many a party
July 17th 2003 Killing On The Common Stories 1 12 A hit man kills a singer
December 16th 2004 Beautiful Things Life 3 12 Appreciate things whilst you can
May 10th 2001 Old Rapper Rap 3 12 Rap for an old-aged pensioner
October 7th 2004 Tachalas Stories 0 12 An old building defines its own life
April 29th 2004 Hearing Your Thoughts Love 1 12 Would I like What I saw?
September 26th 2002 City Trader Comment 2 12 All to play for in the city
January 15th 2004 Voices Are Saying Life 2 12 Ignore the voices that say stop
July 26th 2001 A Girl Named Sue Stories 1 12 Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
March 28th 2002 This Is A Poem Comment 1 12 What makes a poem?
July 3rd 2003 Pixies And Angels Fantasy 1 12 Just a pretty thought
March 27th 2003 Leaving Home Life 0 12 A young lady gets her marching orders
January 15th 2004 The Beagle Has Landed Questions 1 12 So what happened to Beagle 2?
February 26th 2004 A Funny Kind Of Logic Life 2 12 Strange thoughts run round my mind
October 18th 2001 Jump with me Stories 3 12 Be together for ever more
April 10th 2003 Little White Lines Rant 2 12 Parking is a social curse
May 30th 2002 Slipping Away Comment 2 12 Loving someone enough to let them die
December 11th 2003 Cheese Humour 1 12 An excessive liking for cheese
July 11th 2002 World Picture Life 1 12 Our place in the world
August 15th 2002 McDonalds Express Humour 2 11 How can McDonalds get any faster?
September 25th 2003 No Need For Clutter Life 2 11 Just throw those things out
October 18th 2001 Personal Injury Rant 2 11 Say no to the claim culture
March 21th 2002 All Hail The MSG Life 0 11 What does food add to your life?
September 25th 2003 Biros Humour 1 11 Have you ever seen one empty?
July 3rd 2003 Road Killing Comment 2 11 Another squashed hedgehog
September 11th 2003 There's No Defence Comment 0 11 Helpless against suicide bombers
October 24th 2002 The Ponderosa Comment 2 11 A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
December 13th 2001 You Gotta Go Stories 0 11 Dog befriends an old tramp
June 13th 2002 Big Issue Comment 2 11 A magazine for you to buy
February 13th 2003 Asylum Seekers In The Loft Comment 1 11 Tongue in cheek comments
July 18th 2002 I'm On The Train Comment 0 11 Fascinating conversations on the train
May 29th 2003 A New Jumper Stories 1 11 She jumps off the building
December 20th 2001 Pool Swimming Life 1 11 Careful not to get too wet
February 26th 2004 Don't You Want Somebody To Love You Love 2 11 A question - the answer : no
September 25th 2003 Mustn't Get Personal Comment 0 11 Nurses cannot get involved
September 11th 2003 Waiting For Trains Life 1 11 So many excuses
June 3rd 2004 A Better Place Comment 0 11 If only we could help a neighbour
November 1st 2001 You Are Your Car Humour 1 11 Does your car reflect your pesonality?
February 27th 2003 Last Train Comment 2 11 Based on a real life tragedy
November 21th 2002 Holidays Make Bubbles Humour 0 11 Memories of Margate
March 14th 2002 Big Brother Life 0 11 Be careful, they're watching
November 1st 2001 Mountain Bike Humour 0 11 Can only find first gear
September 12th 2002 The "T" Fell Off Humour 1 11 Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
October 21th 2004 Shortcut Across The Common Stories 1 11 Take heed and do not cross at night
March 4th 2004 Make Time To Think Life 2 11 No matter how hard you party, rest a little
December 11th 2003 Spam Life 2 11 My email is driving me mad
July 26th 2001 Crimson Skies Stories 3 11 Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
May 30th 2002 Night-time Emissions Experiences 0 11 Noises from the flat upstairs
May 1st 2003 Wasted Votes Comment 1 10 Another year, another election campaign
September 9th 2004 Funny Kinda Rhythm Humour 0 10 A little ditty about a catchy beat
October 7th 2004 Personality Politics Comment 3 10 Politics is about the people not the personality
March 27th 2003 Tiny Tots Cola Comment 0 10 Get them addicted early
March 27th 2003 The Alphabet Of War Comment 2 10 An inevitable Iraqi war poem
May 10th 2001 Her Voice Love 1 10 Infatuation for a girl
October 10th 2002 Float Downstream Fantasy 0 10 Floating towards the waterfall
July 19th 2001 Silk And Lace Love 2 10 Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
July 3rd 2003 The Beat Of The Drum Experiences 3 10 Feelings and sounds from Avebury
June 20th 2002 Emotionally Up Experiences 0 10 Seeing that special girl in town
May 10th 2001 The UFO Stories 0 10 True or fiction? - alien abduction
July 26th 2001 APR Rant 2 10 General mistrust of all things financial
October 18th 2001 Cuppa Tea Humour 3 10 Tea can work wonders
October 2nd 2003 Clean Energy Dream Comment 2 10 What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
April 29th 2004 All Hail The Tarp Experiences 0 10 Campsite life at Reading
July 18th 2002 Watch The Guy Experiences 1 10 Wild times on a camping trip
June 3rd 2004 Fire Starter Stories 2 10 A wild child got blown away
October 11th 2001 In The Machine Stories 0 9 David's mind is in the machine
August 16th 2001 Wrong Girl Humour 2 9 Always falling for the wrong girl
March 6th 2003 Digits In My Pocket Humour 1 9 Got to have that gadget
May 24th 2001 Vote For Me Comment 2 9 An irreverant take on the election
November 29th 2001 Faster, Faster Fantasy 1 8 A rushing feeling
November 13th 2003 The Lawn Humour 2 8 Trying to ignore the garden
May 30th 2002 Shining Things Comment 1 8 Share your inner riches