Date Title Category Stars Hits Description
February 7th 2002 Daggers Drawn Stories 3 17 Tragic scene with a rolling pin
September 25th 2003 Mustn't Get Personal Comment 0 16 Nurses cannot get involved
October 2nd 2003 Our Own History Life 0 15 There's no undoing what's done
May 24th 2001 An Ode Humour 3 13 Little ditty about the demise of a frog
March 28th 2002 Feet Don't Fail Me Now Love 2 13 An uplifting rhythm of life
April 26th 2001 West Quay Life 0 12 New shopping centre experience
March 6th 2003 Tell Them That You Love Them Life 3 12 A plea on behalf of an ill friend
October 11th 2001 Play The Triangle Humour 0 12 It's not such a simple instrument
June 27th 2001 The Park Love 0 12 Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
February 27th 2003 One Seat Away Experiences 2 12 Missed out on a relationship again
July 24th 2003 The Matter Copier Humour 0 12 What if I actually made one?
July 11th 2002 World Picture Life 1 12 Our place in the world
June 3rd 2004 Learning To Say No Life 1 12 No, I don't want to buy double glazing
October 21th 2004 Shortcut Across The Common Stories 1 12 Take heed and do not cross at night
March 7th 2002 Jesters Drinking 1 11 A cheap night out
November 21th 2002 Where Does I All Go Wrong? Comment 1 11 How do the kids learn to hate?
February 26th 2004 Pre-Instrumental Stories 1 11 A very emotional singer
December 4th 2003 Highway Angel Stories 0 11 A hitch-hiking country beauty
September 27th 2001 Osama Bin Laden Rap 2 11 More reaction to "September 11"
April 25th 2002 Sorrow Searching Life 1 11 Life, the universe and everything
March 28th 2002 This Is A Poem Comment 1 11 What makes a poem?
August 15th 2002 McDonalds Express Humour 2 11 How can McDonalds get any faster?
October 18th 2001 Personal Injury Rant 2 11 Say no to the claim culture
October 18th 2001 Cuppa Tea Humour 3 11 Tea can work wonders
May 27th 2004 The Werchter Joint Experiences 1 11 Just say no to drugs people
January 17th 2002 Love In The Air Stories 0 11 A statue falls in love
November 22th 2001 Hammer Action Questions 3 11 Some less than serious questions
February 27th 2003 Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane Stories 0 11 Bitter humour about her leaving
July 19th 2001 American Dream Comment 1 11 Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
August 30th 2001 Had What It Takes Stories 0 10 Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
July 26th 2001 A Girl Named Sue Stories 1 10 Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
May 24th 2001 Vote For Me Comment 2 10 An irreverant take on the election
May 30th 2002 Night-time Emissions Experiences 0 10 Noises from the flat upstairs
December 20th 2001 Christmas Imaginings Life 0 10 Please one year, let it go
September 25th 2003 Upper Magic Wood Experiences 2 10 Avebury coolness
June 13th 2002 Don't Tell Me I Can't Comment 1 10 Be yourself if you can!
April 29th 2004 Hearing Your Thoughts Love 1 10 Would I like What I saw?
May 10th 2001 The UFO Stories 0 10 True or fiction? - alien abduction
June 14th 2001 Is It Right? Love 2 10 Love for one too young
March 21th 2002 All Hail The MSG Life 0 10 What does food add to your life?
October 10th 2002 National Poetry Day Comment 1 10 All of us have something to say
May 1st 2003 Luxury Apartment Block Comment 0 10 Do they not build houses anymore?
May 24th 2001 Pissing In The Wind Drinking 2 10 Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
April 10th 2003 For Our Country Comment 0 10 Too late to be against a war
April 11th 2002 The National Wealth Comment 1 10 Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
April 25th 2002 Metatarsal Bone Humour 0 10 On David Beckham's foot
October 11th 2001 In The Land Across The Bay Fantasy 1 10 Pure chocolate fantasy
July 17th 2003 A Little Mistake Love 2 10 Misreading the signs
November 13th 2003 Energy Life 2 10 Only sleep can refresh me
September 25th 2003 No Need For Clutter Life 2 10 Just throw those things out
May 22th 2003 Wearing Outside Life 1 10 To go out or stay in?
October 7th 2004 Personality Politics Comment 3 10 Politics is about the people not the personality
February 26th 2004 A Funny Kind Of Logic Life 2 10 Strange thoughts run round my mind
July 17th 2003 Anarchy From The US Of A Rant 3 10 Some anti-globalisation sentiment
October 21th 2004 Take Me Back Humour 0 10 Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
May 2nd 2002 What It Is To Be Cool Life 0 9 A rough-edge diamond geezer
November 1st 2001 Mountain Bike Humour 0 9 Can only find first gear
March 7th 2002 Do remember Life 1 9 Who's the girl in the bed?
December 16th 2004 Let Them Know It's Christmas Humour 0 9 A spoof Christmas appeal
September 11th 2003 Big Rocks Stories 1 9 A spoof episode from Star Trek
April 11th 2002 String Life 0 9 The nature of string
August 16th 2001 Wrong Girl Humour 2 9 Always falling for the wrong girl
July 5th 2001 Devil In The Detail Questions 1 9 Important little questions of life
April 5th 2001 Error In Tyming Life 0 9 Shared house woes
September 13th 2001 Sometimes You Know Comment 0 9 Sometimes you just have to let it go
June 3rd 2004 A Perfect House Comment 1 9 I want my house to be a home
July 3rd 2003 Stone Gargoyles Comment 0 9 Modern buildings lack details
September 26th 2002 Nothing To Buy Comment 1 9 What are these shops selling?
July 26th 2001 Crimson Skies Stories 3 9 Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
October 2nd 2003 Clean Energy Dream Comment 2 9 What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
November 21th 2002 Like A Rainbow Love 1 9 You are beautiful like a rainbow
July 5th 2001 Far Beyond Comment 2 9 They wall us in from birth to death
November 4th 2004 Mr Peel Comment 1 9 A small tribute to the man himself
December 16th 2004 Beautiful Things Life 3 9 Appreciate things whilst you can
July 18th 2002 I'm On The Train Comment 0 9 Fascinating conversations on the train
January 17th 2002 The Drowning Stories 1 9 Tradegy in the name of love
October 24th 2002 The Ponderosa Comment 2 9 A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
September 5th 2002 Whore Stories 3 9 A professional erotic experience
July 12th 2001 Look At Me Humour 2 9 Man flaunts his sexy body
December 13th 2001 Christmas Rant Rant 2 9 Things I hate about Christmas
February 7th 2002 Two Swans Stories 2 9 These important creatures fly North
September 26th 2002 City Trader Comment 2 9 All to play for in the city
March 27th 2003 Tiny Tots Cola Comment 0 9 Get them addicted early
September 9th 2004 Funny Kinda Rhythm Humour 0 9 A little ditty about a catchy beat
June 13th 2002 Big Issue Comment 2 9 A magazine for you to buy
December 16th 2004 Hoorah! Humour 1 9 Two guys comment on young ladies
July 19th 2001 Not Dead Humour 0 8 Those famous people live on
April 25th 2002 An Antelope Fantasy 0 8 Short and silly
March 27th 2003 The Alphabet Of War Comment 2 8 An inevitable Iraqi war poem
February 13th 2003 Friends Life 2 8 Never forget your friends
April 26th 2001 The Cupboard Door Experiences 0 8 Childhood snog remembered
July 12th 2001 Bright Reality Drinking 1 8 Much respect to the JägerMeister
September 12th 2002 Don't Want To Be Normal Life 1 8 Don't read this if you are normal!
August 19th 2004 The Number Of The Beast Humour 1 8 Bad experiences of taxi rides
January 15th 2004 The Beagle Has Landed Questions 1 8 So what happened to Beagle 2?
May 1st 2003 Wasted Votes Comment 1 8 Another year, another election campaign
December 13th 2001 You Gotta Go Stories 0 8 Dog befriends an old tramp
July 3rd 2003 The Beat Of The Drum Experiences 3 8 Feelings and sounds from Avebury
September 5th 2002 It Came From The Dark Stories 3 8 A frightening tale of an evil beast
May 22th 2003 The Dying Sun Life 2 8 A picture of a sunset
December 4th 2003 Manhood Flambé Dark 1 8 A German cannibal eats another man
February 7th 2002 A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight Humour 1 7 Take another look at those lights
September 13th 2001 Trade In Tragedy Comment 1 7 Early reaction to "September 11"
April 5th 2001 Six Strings Too Many Humour 2 7 Hapless cowboy song
May 10th 2001 Old Rapper Rap 3 6 Rap for an old-aged pensioner
July 18th 2002 Binary Without The Ones Fantasy 0 6 Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
March 14th 2002 Gunfire Dark 2 6 A fatal shoot out
February 13th 2003 Invest With Me Rant 1 6 Another pet hate - investments
February 13th 2003 Ill Considered Actions Comment 1 6 Actions lead to reactions
September 12th 2002 The "T" Fell Off Humour 1 6 Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
August 30th 2001 The Rhythm Of Your Mind Experiences 2 6 Festival state of mind
December 11th 2003 Cheese Humour 1 6 An excessive liking for cheese
October 18th 2001 Jump with me Stories 3 6 Be together for ever more
May 22th 2003 From The Mountain To The Sea Life 0 6 The call of the great outdoors
June 14th 2001 War Comment 1 6 The gritty reality of war
August 19th 2004 Jahssi In A Corset Experiences 2 6 Sexy Soulful Silky
October 24th 2002 Choice Of Paths Life 1 6 Which way should we turn next
July 19th 2001 Silk And Lace Love 2 6 Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
August 16th 2001 I Want To Be Given Humour 0 6 Give me one of all these things
November 4th 2004 Rough And Smooth Life 0 6 Nature works wonders
January 15th 2004 December Exceptions Drinking 2 6 Delaying a New Year Resolution
May 30th 2002 Slipping Away Comment 2 6 Loving someone enough to let them die
October 11th 2001 In The Machine Stories 0 6 David's mind is in the machine
September 5th 2002 The World Is Gonna End Humour 0 6 No time to read this, the world ...
May 2nd 2002 Elective Dysfunction Comment 1 6 Thoughts evoked by yet another election
July 24th 2003 To Die At Forty Dark 1 6 Maybe I will have had enough
June 3rd 2004 A Better Place Comment 0 6 If only we could help a neighbour
July 24th 2003 Monday Morning Blues Life 1 5 Why am I always tired on Mondays?
June 3rd 2004 Fire Starter Stories 2 5 A wild child got blown away
April 26th 2001 It's Not Over Humour 1 5 Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
September 9th 2004 The Terminator Humour 1 5 Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
July 24th 2003 Slashed Wrists Comment 3 5 Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
December 20th 2001 Mauve skirt Stories 1 5 Festival girl in a long skirt
January 3rd 2002 Gandalf Max Strength Drinking 1 5 What happened on New Years Day
August 16th 2001 In A Meeting Experiences 0 5 Extreme boredom in a business meeting
April 29th 2004 Lawn Rotavation Humour 2 5 I do love that gardening!
March 7th 2002 César Manrique Stories 0 5 The maker of Lanzarote
May 22th 2003 An Unfortunate Punter Stories 0 5 The story of punting
November 29th 2001 A New Beginning Comment 0 5 Could we start from scratch
June 20th 2002 Front Page News Comment 0 5 Reporters should just report
July 11th 2002 Out Of Your Tree Comment 2 5 Changes to policing towards cannabis
April 12th 2001 DJ Rhythm Humour 2 5 Groove on down on the dance floor
May 29th 2003 University Mop-Up Charges Comment 2 5 New labour charges for cleaning
April 12th 2001 The Word Love 1 5 Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
May 29th 2003 A New Jumper Stories 1 5 She jumps off the building
April 12th 2001 British Rail Experiences 0 5 How we never speak on the train
December 4th 2003 The Final Rope Dark 1 5 A deathwish headrush
June 20th 2002 What Ya Gonna Do? Rap 1 5 An angry man looking for a fight
October 24th 2002 A World Inside Love 2 5 Wanting to say what I feel inside
July 12th 2001 Bindweed Bitter 0 4 My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
June 27th 2002 Farming Worries Comment 0 4 Of farming and country life
August 15th 2002 I Am The One Dark 1 4 Confident lover or killer?
May 2nd 2002 The One Named Roo Humour 0 4 Words of warning about ...
February 26th 2004 Sunshine Jack Fantasy 0 4 Sunshine vs. Gloom
May 1st 2003 Out Of Tune Humour 2 4 It all goes wrong on stage
June 27th 2001 Withered And Died Humour 0 4 Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
August 16th 2001 True Light Love 1 4 Words of devotion and adoration
November 1st 2001 Our Strategy Remains The Same Comment 2 4 Further reaction to "September 11"
October 10th 2002 Float Downstream Fantasy 0 4 Floating towards the waterfall
April 5th 2001 Above The Knee Drinking 0 4 Getting drunk at a party
July 5th 2001 Mother Love 2 4 What I can't tell her now she's gone
March 4th 2004 The Dock Comment 1 4 Not what it used to be
February 27th 2003 Last Train Comment 2 4 Based on a real life tragedy
March 15th 2003 Dinners And Losers Comment 2 4 An environmental poem
March 6th 2003 The Lilly Of Bevois Valley Experiences 1 4 A dancing beauty catches my eye
September 26th 2002 Not So Deep, Not So Calm Life 2 4 Oh to be a worthy shoulder
September 13th 2001 Considered Dangerous Bitter 3 4 Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
March 6th 2003 Digits In My Pocket Humour 1 4 Got to have that gadget
January 3rd 2002 Kiss Me Love 3 4 Desperate for a kiss
September 11th 2003 Waiting For Trains Life 1 4 So many excuses
November 22th 2001 Don't Look At Me Stories 1 4 The world looks different upside down
May 29th 2003 Still Troubled Waters Life 2 4 Sounds profound
April 25th 2002 Unexpected Crocodiles Stories 0 4 Tale of adventure
April 11th 2002 Moo Light Stories 2 4 A nonsense poem
June 27th 2001 The World Is Turning Comment 1 4 Earth's movement and resources
November 1st 2001 You Are Your Car Humour 1 4 Does your car reflect your pesonality?
May 20th 2004 Types Of Luck Humour 1 4 I always seem to have bad luck
June 27th 2002 Glastonbury Life 2 4 Sitting it out at home!
March 14th 2002 Flying Fantasy 0 4 Don't think you can fly
October 2nd 2003 The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair Experiences 1 4 Mud and madness at the village pump festival
May 29th 2003 Roll Up Your Green Sleeves Comment 0 4 Some environmental thoughts
June 13th 2002 Head Spin Love 0 4 Can't think when you're near
July 3rd 2003 Pixies And Angels Fantasy 1 4 Just a pretty thought
August 15th 2002 Stocks And Shares Comment 1 4 Shares are not for me at all
December 16th 2004 Kitchen Spider Humour 0 4 Another spider sets up home
January 3rd 2002 Just a phase Love 2 4 My life has changed
September 12th 2002 Forgive Me Life 0 4 Maybe the nutter on the bus?
February 26th 2004 Don't You Want Somebody To Love You Love 2 4 A question - the answer : no
November 4th 2004 The Centre Of My Reality Life 1 4 What I see from inside to me seems real
September 25th 2003 Biros Humour 1 4 Have you ever seen one empty?
December 11th 2003 Spam Life 2 4 My email is driving me mad
September 27th 2001 Lights and Lights Experiences 0 4 SFA Light show
December 13th 2001 The Past Is My History Experiences 0 4 The outcome of a major tidy
March 28th 2002 Can't Imagine Love 0 4 Me and you are one
June 14th 2001 The Contenders Comment 1 4 Shock and disgust at seeing the film
April 29th 2004 All Hail The Tarp Experiences 0 4 Campsite life at Reading
June 27th 2002 Icons At Work Humour 1 4 Making our little space our own
March 27th 2003 Leaving Home Life 0 4 A young lady gets her marching orders
July 17th 2003 Killing On The Common Stories 1 4 A hit man kills a singer
December 11th 2003 Selling It With Spandex Comment 0 4 Advertising uses women
December 20th 2001 Pool Swimming Life 1 4 Careful not to get too wet
June 20th 2002 Emotionally Up Experiences 0 4 Seeing that special girl in town
November 22th 2001 I met you Love 1 3 Happiness at meeting the right one
November 13th 2003 The Bubble Life 0 3 What happens when it bursts?
March 7th 2002 Bloodshot Eyes Life 1 3 Have you had a morning like this?
May 20th 2004 I've Got A Body Humour 1 3 A sexy little ditty
February 13th 2003 Asylum Seekers In The Loft Comment 1 3 Tongue in cheek comments
January 17th 2002 Our Trains Are Off The Tracks Comment 2 3 Railtrack's failure to deliver
April 11th 2002 Party Time Drinking 1 3 True of many a party
July 11th 2002 It's A Long Road Life 0 3 Our journey through life
August 19th 2004 Sarah Love 2 3 Just another secret admirer
July 3rd 2003 Road Killing Comment 2 3 Another squashed hedgehog
January 15th 2004 Voices Are Saying Life 2 3 Ignore the voices that say stop
November 13th 2003 Don't Say Goodbye Experiences 2 3 Our actions impact on others
March 4th 2004 Bad Memory, Bad Present Humour 0 3 Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
March 21th 2002 Gordon Brown Comment 0 3 Budget time thoughts
September 9th 2004 There Is No Hope Life 2 3 Overheard late night arguments
March 28th 2002 Spring For Everyone Life 1 3 The world moves on in spring time
May 20th 2004 Robotic Vacuum Cleaners Humour 2 3 What a crazy idea they are
September 11th 2003 There's No Defence Comment 0 3 Helpless against suicide bombers
November 29th 2001 Faster, Faster Fantasy 1 3 A rushing feeling
September 12th 2002 Let Me Hold You Love 1 3 Thoughts of a lingering hug
November 13th 2003 The Lawn Humour 2 3 Trying to ignore the garden
May 30th 2002 Turn It Up Life 0 3 Enjoying music with my arms
October 10th 2002 Your Pension Is Safe Comment 1 3 Cynical view of pension arrangements
July 18th 2002 Watch The Guy Experiences 1 3 Wild times on a camping trip
March 4th 2004 Make Time To Think Life 2 3 No matter how hard you party, rest a little
November 21th 2002 Holidays Make Bubbles Humour 0 3 Memories of Margate
October 21th 2004 Do Panic Humour 1 3 Government warning they really wanted to issue
July 26th 2001 APR Rant 2 3 General mistrust of all things financial
May 24th 2001 Information Super-Highway Comment 3 3 Lowdown on download
April 10th 2003 You Can Beat Time With A Drum Fantasy 1 3 A little wordplay strangeness
October 7th 2004 Poet In The City Stories 1 3 Real life kills a city slicker
May 30th 2002 Shining Things Comment 1 3 Share your inner riches
April 10th 2003 Little White Lines Rant 2 3 Parking is a social curse
March 21th 2002 The One Ring Life 3 3 I hate phones
August 30th 2001 The Sky Is Blue Questions 0 3 Some important questions in life
March 14th 2002 The Spider Humour 2 3 One man's battle against a spider
November 29th 2001 Waiting For The Train Life 1 3 Yes, waiting for a train
October 7th 2004 Tachalas Stories 0 3 An old building defines its own life
May 10th 2001 Her Voice Love 1 3 Infatuation for a girl
November 29th 2001 Don't tell me Bitter 2 3 Love, hate and parting
March 14th 2002 Big Brother Life 0 3 Be careful, they're watching
September 13th 2001 Angry Spiky Hedgehog Humour 1 2 Hedgehogs must be careful