Poems List

Date	Title	Category	Stars	Description
December 13th 2001	The Past Is My History	Experiences	0	The outcome of a major tidy
August 19th 2004	Jahssi In A Corset	Experiences	2	Sexy Soulful Silky
June 20th 2002	Front Page News	Comment	0	Reporters should just report
May 29th 2003	Still Troubled Waters	Life	2	Sounds profound
July 12th 2001	Bright Reality	Drinking	1	Much respect to the JägerMeister
October 21th 2004	Shortcut Across The Common	Stories	1	Take heed and do not cross at night
April 10th 2003	Little White Lines	Rant	2	Parking is a social curse
September 12th 2002	The "T" Fell Off	Humour	1	Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
September 27th 2001	Lights and Lights	Experiences	0	SFA Light show
April 26th 2001	West Quay	Life	0	New shopping centre experience
February 26th 2004	A Funny Kind Of Logic	Life	2	Strange thoughts run round my mind
February 13th 2003	Invest With Me	Rant	1	Another pet hate - investments
June 14th 2001	The Contenders	Comment	1	Shock and disgust at seeing the film
June 3rd 2004	Learning To Say No	Life	1	No, I don't want to buy double glazing
September 11th 2003	Big Rocks	Stories	1	A spoof episode from Star Trek
December 4th 2003	The Final Rope	Dark	1	A deathwish headrush
July 18th 2002	Binary Without The Ones	Fantasy	0	Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
July 5th 2001	Mother	Love	2	What I can't tell her now she's gone
February 13th 2003	Friends	Life	2	Never forget your friends
January 3rd 2002	Gandalf Max Strength	Drinking	1	What happened on New Years Day
February 27th 2003	Last Train	Comment	2	Based on a real life tragedy
October 21th 2004	Do Panic	Humour	1	Government warning they really wanted to issue
May 27th 2004	The Werchter Joint	Experiences	1	Just say no to drugs people
August 16th 2001	I Want To Be Given	Humour	0	Give me one of all these things
October 11th 2001	In The Land Across The Bay	Fantasy	1	Pure chocolate fantasy
July 26th 2001	APR	Rant	2	General mistrust of all things financial
May 2nd 2002	Elective Dysfunction	Comment	1	Thoughts evoked by yet another election
April 11th 2002	String	Life	0	The nature of string
August 16th 2001	Wrong Girl	Humour	2	Always falling for the wrong girl
March 21th 2002	The One Ring	Life	3	I hate phones
October 7th 2004	Personality Politics	Comment	3	Politics is about the people not the personality
June 3rd 2004	A Perfect House	Comment	1	I want my house to be a home
March 7th 2002	Jesters	Drinking	1	A cheap night out
November 21th 2002	Where Does I All Go Wrong?	Comment	1	How do the kids learn to hate?
May 29th 2003	University Mop-Up Charges	Comment	2	New labour charges for cleaning
August 30th 2001	The Sky Is Blue	Questions	0	Some important questions in life
March 14th 2002	The Spider	Humour	2	One man's battle against a spider
May 10th 2001	Old Rapper	Rap	3	Rap for an old-aged pensioner
January 15th 2004	The Beagle Has Landed	Questions	1	So what happened to Beagle 2?
May 1st 2003	Wasted Votes	Comment	1	Another year, another election campaign
September 11th 2003	Waiting For Trains	Life	1	So many excuses
September 13th 2001	Sometimes You Know	Comment	0	Sometimes you just have to let it go
August 16th 2001	In A Meeting	Experiences	0	Extreme boredom in a business meeting
April 25th 2002	Unexpected Crocodiles	Stories	0	Tale of adventure
November 29th 2001	Waiting For The Train	Life	1	Yes, waiting for a train
December 11th 2003	Selling It With Spandex	Comment	0	Advertising uses women
October 7th 2004	Tachalas	Stories	0	An old building defines its own life
July 17th 2003	A Little Mistake	Love	2	Misreading the signs
June 3rd 2004	A Better Place	Comment	0	If only we could help a neighbour
September 13th 2001	Angry Spiky Hedgehog	Humour	1	Hedgehogs must be careful
March 14th 2002	Big Brother	Life	0	Be careful, they're watching
May 22th 2003	Wearing Outside	Life	1	To go out or stay in?
December 4th 2003	Highway Angel	Stories	0	A hitch-hiking country beauty
April 5th 2001	Error In Tyming	Life	0	Shared house woes
July 11th 2002	World Picture	Life	1	Our place in the world
March 27th 2003	Leaving Home	Life	0	A young lady gets her marching orders
September 13th 2001	Trade In Tragedy	Comment	1	Early reaction to "September 11"
April 25th 2002	Metatarsal Bone	Humour	0	On David Beckham's foot
May 10th 2001	Her Voice	Love	1	Infatuation for a girl
March 7th 2002	Do remember	Life	1	Who's the girl in the bed?
April 26th 2001	The Cupboard Door	Experiences	0	Childhood snog remembered
April 5th 2001	Six Strings Too Many	Humour	2	Hapless cowboy song
August 30th 2001	Had What It Takes	Stories	0	Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
July 24th 2003	The Matter Copier	Humour	0	What if I actually made one?
September 25th 2003	Upper Magic Wood	Experiences	2	Avebury coolness
February 13th 2003	Ill Considered Actions	Comment	1	Actions lead to reactions
August 15th 2002	Stocks And Shares	Comment	1	Shares are not for me at all
July 19th 2001	Not Dead	Humour	0	Those famous people live on
July 3rd 2003	Stone Gargoyles	Comment	0	Modern buildings lack details
June 3rd 2004	Fire Starter	Stories	2	A wild child got blown away
March 7th 2002	Bloodshot Eyes	Life	1	Have you had a morning like this?
March 4th 2004	The Dock	Comment	1	Not what it used to be
July 17th 2003	Anarchy From The US Of A	Rant	3	Some anti-globalisation sentiment
December 16th 2004	Let Them Know It's Christmas	Humour	0	A spoof Christmas appeal
November 4th 2004	The Centre Of My Reality	Life	1	What I see from inside to me seems real
July 5th 2001	Devil In The Detail	Questions	1	Important little questions of life
April 29th 2004	Lawn Rotavation	Humour	2	I do love that gardening!
May 29th 2003	A New Jumper	Stories	1	She jumps off the building
March 6th 2003	Digits In My Pocket	Humour	1	Got to have that gadget
May 20th 2004	I've Got A Body	Humour	1	A sexy little ditty
August 19th 2004	The Number Of The Beast	Humour	1	Bad experiences of taxi rides
April 11th 2002	Moo Light	Stories	2	A nonsense poem
June 27th 2001	Withered And Died	Humour	0	Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
March 21th 2002	All Hail The MSG	Life	0	What does food add to your life?
February 13th 2003	Asylum Seekers In The Loft	Comment	1	Tongue in cheek comments
October 21th 2004	Take Me Back	Humour	0	Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
December 4th 2003	Manhood Flambé	Dark	1	A German cannibal eats another man
September 12th 2002	Forgive Me	Life	0	Maybe the nutter on the bus?
September 5th 2002	It Came From The Dark	Stories	3	A frightening tale of an evil beast
June 27th 2002	Farming Worries	Comment	0	Of farming and country life
March 6th 2003	The Lilly Of Bevois Valley	Experiences	1	A dancing beauty catches my eye
November 22th 2001	I met you	Love	1	Happiness at meeting the right one
November 13th 2003	The Bubble	Life	0	What happens when it bursts?
October 10th 2002	Float Downstream	Fantasy	0	Floating towards the waterfall
May 30th 2002	Shining Things	Comment	1	Share your inner riches
May 24th 2001	Pissing In The Wind	Drinking	2	Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
February 27th 2003	One Seat Away	Experiences	2	Missed out on a relationship again
February 7th 2002	A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight	Humour	1	Take another look at those lights
October 18th 2001	Cuppa Tea	Humour	3	Tea can work wonders
April 10th 2003	You Can Beat Time With A Drum	Fantasy	1	A little wordplay strangeness
August 30th 2001	The Rhythm Of Your Mind	Experiences	2	Festival state of mind
June 14th 2001	Is It Right?	Love	2	Love for one too young
May 2nd 2002	The One Named Roo	Humour	0	Words of warning about ...
May 1st 2003	Luxury Apartment Block	Comment	0	Do they not build houses anymore?
November 21th 2002	Holidays Make Bubbles	Humour	0	Memories of Margate
May 24th 2001	Information Super-Highway	Comment	3	Lowdown on download
October 24th 2002	A World Inside	Love	2	Wanting to say what I feel inside
February 26th 2004	Sunshine Jack	Fantasy	0	Sunshine vs. Gloom
June 27th 2002	Glastonbury	Life	2	Sitting it out at home!
January 15th 2004	December Exceptions	Drinking	2	Delaying a New Year Resolution
April 10th 2003	For Our Country	Comment	0	Too late to be against a war
November 29th 2001	A New Beginning	Comment	0	Could we start from scratch
August 15th 2002	McDonalds Express	Humour	2	How can McDonalds get any faster?
January 17th 2002	Our Trains Are Off The Tracks	Comment	2	Railtrack's failure to deliver
November 4th 2004	Rough And Smooth	Life	0	Nature works wonders
November 29th 2001	Don't tell me	Bitter	2	Love, hate and parting
July 19th 2001	American Dream	Comment	1	Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
May 22th 2003	From The Mountain To The Sea	Life	0	The call of the great outdoors
August 16th 2001	True Light	Love	1	Words of devotion and adoration
October 7th 2004	Poet In The City	Stories	1	Real life kills a city slicker
November 1st 2001	Our Strategy Remains The Same	Comment	2	Further reaction to "September 11"
September 13th 2001	Considered Dangerous	Bitter	3	Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
April 11th 2002	Party Time	Drinking	1	True of many a party
December 16th 2004	Kitchen Spider	Humour	0	Another spider sets up home
April 29th 2004	All Hail The Tarp	Experiences	0	Campsite life at Reading
September 5th 2002	The World Is Gonna End	Humour	0	No time to read this, the world ...
May 20th 2004	Robotic Vacuum Cleaners	Humour	2	What a crazy idea they are
December 20th 2001	Christmas Imaginings	Life	0	Please one year, let it go
September 12th 2002	Let Me Hold You	Love	1	Thoughts of a lingering hug
July 17th 2003	Killing On The Common	Stories	1	A hit man kills a singer
March 28th 2002	Feet Don't Fail Me Now	Love	2	An uplifting rhythm of life
September 9th 2004	The Terminator	Humour	1	Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
November 13th 2003	Energy	Life	2	Only sleep can refresh me
December 16th 2004	Beautiful Things	Life	3	Appreciate things whilst you can
June 27th 2002	Icons At Work	Humour	1	Making our little space our own
January 17th 2002	The Drowning	Stories	1	Tradegy in the name of love
December 13th 2001	You Gotta Go	Stories	0	Dog befriends an old tramp
November 13th 2003	The Lawn	Humour	2	Trying to ignore the garden
October 11th 2001	Play The Triangle	Humour	0	It's not such a simple instrument
September 26th 2002	City Trader	Comment	2	All to play for in the city
April 29th 2004	Hearing Your Thoughts	Love	1	Would I like What I saw?
February 27th 2003	Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane	Stories	0	Bitter humour about her leaving
September 12th 2002	Don't Want To Be Normal	Life	1	Don't read this if you are normal!
October 10th 2002	Your Pension Is Safe	Comment	1	Cynical view of pension arrangements
October 24th 2002	The Ponderosa	Comment	2	A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
May 24th 2001	Vote For Me	Comment	2	An irreverant take on the election
March 14th 2002	Flying	Fantasy	0	Don't think you can fly
April 12th 2001	The Word	Love	1	Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
July 18th 2002	I'm On The Train	Comment	0	Fascinating conversations on the train
July 5th 2001	Far Beyond	Comment	2	They wall us in from birth to death
December 16th 2004	Hoorah!	Humour	1	Two guys comment on young ladies
June 13th 2002	Don't Tell Me I Can't	Comment	1	Be yourself if you can!
July 24th 2003	To Die At Forty	Dark	1	Maybe I will have had enough
October 11th 2001	In The Machine	Stories	0	David's mind is in the machine
October 18th 2001	Jump with me	Stories	3	Be together for ever more
October 18th 2001	Personal Injury	Rant	2	Say no to the claim culture
December 13th 2001	Christmas Rant	Rant	2	Things I hate about Christmas
December 11th 2003	Cheese	Humour	1	An excessive liking for cheese
September 9th 2004	Funny Kinda Rhythm	Humour	0	A little ditty about a catchy beat
June 13th 2002	Big Issue	Comment	2	A magazine for you to buy
February 7th 2002	Two Swans	Stories	2	These important creatures fly North
June 14th 2001	War	Comment	1	The gritty reality of war
November 29th 2001	Faster, Faster	Fantasy	1	A rushing feeling
April 12th 2001	DJ Rhythm	Humour	2	Groove on down on the dance floor
February 7th 2002	Daggers Drawn	Stories	3	Tragic scene with a rolling pin
June 20th 2002	What Ya Gonna Do?	Rap	1	An angry man looking for a fight
April 11th 2002	The National Wealth	Comment	1	Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
September 11th 2003	There's No Defence	Comment	0	Helpless against suicide bombers
October 10th 2002	National Poetry Day	Comment	1	All of us have something to say
May 30th 2002	Slipping Away	Comment	2	Loving someone enough to let them die
September 26th 2002	Not So Deep, Not So Calm	Life	2	Oh to be a worthy shoulder
November 4th 2004	Mr Peel	Comment	1	A small tribute to the man himself
February 26th 2004	Don't You Want Somebody To Love You	Love	2	A question - the answer : no
April 26th 2001	It's Not Over	Humour	1	Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
October 24th 2002	Choice Of Paths	Life	1	Which way should we turn next
March 27th 2003	The Alphabet Of War	Comment	2	An inevitable Iraqi war poem
November 21th 2002	Like A Rainbow	Love	1	You are beautiful like a rainbow
March 27th 2003	Tiny Tots Cola	Comment	0	Get them addicted early
July 24th 2003	Slashed Wrists	Comment	3	Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
September 5th 2002	Whore	Stories	3	A professional erotic experience
April 12th 2001	British Rail	Experiences	0	How we never speak on the train
March 28th 2002	Can't Imagine	Love	0	Me and you are one
January 3rd 2002	Just a phase	Love	2	My life has changed
October 2nd 2003	Clean Energy Dream	Comment	2	What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
July 26th 2001	A Girl Named Sue	Stories	1	Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
July 24th 2003	Monday Morning Blues	Life	1	Why am I always tired on Mondays?
September 26th 2002	Nothing To Buy	Comment	1	What are these shops selling?
July 26th 2001	Crimson Skies	Stories	3	Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
May 20th 2004	Types Of Luck	Humour	1	I always seem to have bad luck
July 11th 2002	Out Of Your Tree	Comment	2	Changes to policing towards cannabis
November 13th 2003	Don't Say Goodbye	Experiences	2	Our actions impact on others
July 12th 2001	Bindweed	Bitter	0	My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
May 29th 2003	Roll Up Your Green Sleeves	Comment	0	Some environmental thoughts
March 7th 2002	César Manrique	Stories	0	The maker of Lanzarote
October 2nd 2003	The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair	Experiences	1	Mud and madness at the village pump festival
December 11th 2003	Spam	Life	2	My email is driving me mad
March 6th 2003	Tell Them That You Love Them	Life	3	A plea on behalf of an ill friend
January 15th 2004	Voices Are Saying	Life	2	Ignore the voices that say stop
May 30th 2002	Night-time Emissions	Experiences	0	Noises from the flat upstairs
July 19th 2001	Silk And Lace	Love	2	Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
May 24th 2001	An Ode	Humour	3	Little ditty about the demise of a frog
June 13th 2002	Head Spin	Love	0	Can't think when you're near
November 1st 2001	You Are Your Car	Humour	1	Does your car reflect your pesonality?
June 27th 2001	The World Is Turning	Comment	1	Earth's movement and resources
September 27th 2001	Osama Bin Laden	Rap	2	More reaction to "September 11"
July 18th 2002	Watch The Guy	Experiences	1	Wild times on a camping trip
July 3rd 2003	Pixies And Angels	Fantasy	1	Just a pretty thought
November 22th 2001	Hammer Action	Questions	3	Some less than serious questions
March 21th 2002	Gordon Brown	Comment	0	Budget time thoughts
January 17th 2002	Love In The Air	Stories	0	A statue falls in love
April 25th 2002	An Antelope	Fantasy	0	Short and silly
March 4th 2004	Bad Memory, Bad Present	Humour	0	Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
May 22th 2003	An Unfortunate Punter	Stories	0	The story of punting
March 14th 2002	Gunfire	Dark	2	A fatal shoot out
January 3rd 2002	Kiss Me	Love	3	Desperate for a kiss
May 1st 2003	Out Of Tune	Humour	2	It all goes wrong on stage
June 20th 2002	Emotionally Up	Experiences	0	Seeing that special girl in town
May 2nd 2002	What It Is To Be Cool	Life	0	A rough-edge diamond geezer
March 28th 2002	This Is A Poem	Comment	1	What makes a poem?
December 20th 2001	Mauve skirt	Stories	1	Festival girl in a long skirt
March 15th 2003	Dinners And Losers	Comment	2	An environmental poem
September 25th 2003	No Need For Clutter	Life	2	Just throw those things out
April 5th 2001	Above The Knee	Drinking	0	Getting drunk at a party
May 30th 2002	Turn It Up	Life	0	Enjoying music with my arms
July 3rd 2003	The Beat Of The Drum	Experiences	3	Feelings and sounds from Avebury
March 28th 2002	Spring For Everyone	Life	1	The world moves on in spring time
April 25th 2002	Sorrow Searching	Life	1	Life, the universe and everything
July 12th 2001	Look At Me	Humour	2	Man flaunts his sexy body
September 9th 2004	There Is No Hope	Life	2	Overheard late night arguments
July 3rd 2003	Road Killing	Comment	2	Another squashed hedgehog
December 20th 2001	Pool Swimming	Life	1	Careful not to get too wet
September 25th 2003	Biros	Humour	1	Have you ever seen one empty?
February 26th 2004	Pre-Instrumental	Stories	1	A very emotional singer
November 22th 2001	Don't Look At Me	Stories	1	The world looks different upside down
November 1st 2001	Mountain Bike	Humour	0	Can only find first gear
June 27th 2001	The Park	Love	0	Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
July 11th 2002	It's A Long Road	Life	0	Our journey through life
May 22th 2003	The Dying Sun	Life	2	A picture of a sunset
August 15th 2002	I Am The One	Dark	1	Confident lover or killer?
May 10th 2001	The UFO	Stories	0	True or fiction? - alien abduction
August 19th 2004	Sarah	Love	2	Just another secret admirer
October 2nd 2003	Our Own History	Life	0	There's no undoing what's done
September 25th 2003	Mustn't Get Personal	Comment	0	Nurses cannot get involved
March 4th 2004	Make Time To Think	Life	2	No matter how hard you party, rest a little