Date	Title	Category	Stars	Hits	Description
December 4th 2003	Manhood Flambé	Dark	1	97	A German cannibal eats another man
March 7th 2002	Jesters	Drinking	1	133	A cheap night out
March 6th 2003	The Lilly Of Bevois Valley	Experiences	1	159	A dancing beauty catches my eye
December 4th 2003	The Final Rope	Dark	1	113	A deathwish headrush
March 14th 2002	Gunfire	Dark	2	185	A fatal shoot out
September 5th 2002	It Came From The Dark	Stories	3	140	A frightening tale of an evil beast
July 17th 2003	Killing On The Common	Stories	1	126	A hit man kills a singer
December 4th 2003	Highway Angel	Stories	0	182	A hitch-hiking country beauty
September 9th 2004	Funny Kinda Rhythm	Humour	0	121	A little ditty about a catchy beat
April 10th 2003	You Can Beat Time With A Drum	Fantasy	1	116	A little wordplay strangeness
June 13th 2002	Big Issue	Comment	2	99	A magazine for you to buy
April 11th 2002	Moo Light	Stories	2	146	A nonsense poem
May 22th 2003	The Dying Sun	Life	2	167	A picture of a sunset
March 6th 2003	Tell Them That You Love Them	Life	3	190	A plea on behalf of an ill friend
September 5th 2002	Whore	Stories	3	128	A professional erotic experience
February 26th 2004	Don't You Want Somebody To Love You	Love	2	110	A question - the answer : no
May 2nd 2002	What It Is To Be Cool	Life	0	125	A rough-edge diamond geezer
November 29th 2001	Faster, Faster	Fantasy	1	116	A rushing feeling
May 20th 2004	I've Got A Body	Humour	1	121	A sexy little ditty
November 4th 2004	Mr Peel	Comment	1	182	A small tribute to the man himself
December 16th 2004	Let Them Know It's Christmas	Humour	0	181	A spoof Christmas appeal
September 11th 2003	Big Rocks	Stories	1	194	A spoof episode from Star Trek
January 17th 2002	Love In The Air	Stories	0	120	A statue falls in love
February 26th 2004	Pre-Instrumental	Stories	1	175	A very emotional singer
October 24th 2002	The Ponderosa	Comment	2	132	A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
June 3rd 2004	Fire Starter	Stories	2	147	A wild child got blown away
March 27th 2003	Leaving Home	Life	0	131	A young lady gets her marching orders
October 21th 2004	Take Me Back	Humour	0	150	Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
February 13th 2003	Ill Considered Actions	Comment	1	156	Actions lead to reactions
December 11th 2003	Selling It With Spandex	Comment	0	118	Advertising uses women
October 10th 2002	National Poetry Day	Comment	1	109	All of us have something to say
September 26th 2002	City Trader	Comment	2	158	All to play for in the city
August 16th 2001	Wrong Girl	Humour	2	112	Always falling for the wrong girl
June 20th 2002	What Ya Gonna Do?	Rap	1	149	An angry man looking for a fight
March 15th 2003	Dinners And Losers	Comment	2	98	An environmental poem
December 11th 2003	Cheese	Humour	1	152	An excessive liking for cheese
March 27th 2003	The Alphabet Of War	Comment	2	125	An inevitable Iraqi war poem
May 24th 2001	Vote For Me	Comment	2	104	An irreverant take on the election
October 7th 2004	Tachalas	Stories	0	115	An old building defines its own life
March 28th 2002	Feet Don't Fail Me Now	Love	2	181	An uplifting rhythm of life
February 13th 2003	Invest With Me	Rant	1	183	Another pet hate - investments
December 16th 2004	Kitchen Spider	Humour	0	162	Another spider sets up home
July 3rd 2003	Road Killing	Comment	2	89	Another squashed hedgehog
May 1st 2003	Wasted Votes	Comment	1	130	Another year, another election campaign
December 16th 2004	Beautiful Things	Life	3	146	Appreciate things whilst you can
September 25th 2003	Upper Magic Wood	Experiences	2	162	Avebury coolness
August 19th 2004	The Number Of The Beast	Humour	1	118	Bad experiences of taxi rides
February 27th 2003	Last Train	Comment	2	153	Based on a real life tragedy
March 14th 2002	Big Brother	Life	0	114	Be careful, they're watching
October 18th 2001	Jump with me	Stories	3	134	Be together for ever more
June 13th 2002	Don't Tell Me I Can't	Comment	1	192	Be yourself if you can!
February 27th 2003	Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane	Stories	0	157	Bitter humour about her leaving
June 27th 2001	The Park	Love	0	162	Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
March 21th 2002	Gordon Brown	Comment	0	170	Budget time thoughts
April 29th 2004	All Hail The Tarp	Experiences	0	114	Campsite life at Reading
November 1st 2001	Mountain Bike	Humour	0	88	Can only find first gear
June 13th 2002	Head Spin	Love	0	187	Can't think when you're near
December 20th 2001	Pool Swimming	Life	1	87	Careful not to get too wet
July 11th 2002	Out Of Your Tree	Comment	2	137	Changes to policing towards cannabis
April 26th 2001	The Cupboard Door	Experiences	0	159	Childhood snog remembered
August 15th 2002	I Am The One	Dark	1	164	Confident lover or killer?
November 29th 2001	A New Beginning	Comment	0	151	Could we start from scratch
October 10th 2002	Your Pension Is Safe	Comment	1	170	Cynical view of pension arrangements
October 11th 2001	In The Machine	Stories	0	116	David's mind is in the machine
January 15th 2004	December Exceptions	Drinking	2	161	Delaying a New Year Resolution
January 3rd 2002	Kiss Me	Love	3	125	Desperate for a kiss
July 26th 2001	A Girl Named Sue	Stories	1	195	Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
May 1st 2003	Luxury Apartment Block	Comment	0	122	Do they not build houses anymore?
November 1st 2001	You Are Your Car	Humour	1	114	Does your car reflect your pesonality?
December 13th 2001	You Gotta Go	Stories	0	89	Dog befriends an old tramp
September 12th 2002	Don't Want To Be Normal	Life	1	124	Don't read this if you are normal!
March 14th 2002	Flying	Fantasy	0	112	Don't think you can fly
May 24th 2001	Pissing In The Wind	Drinking	2	203	Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
September 13th 2001	Trade In Tragedy	Comment	1	132	Early reaction to "September 11"
June 27th 2001	The World Is Turning	Comment	1	145	Earth's movement and resources
May 30th 2002	Turn It Up	Life	0	153	Enjoying music with my arms
August 16th 2001	In A Meeting	Experiences	0	114	Extreme boredom in a business meeting
July 26th 2001	Crimson Skies	Stories	3	121	Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
July 18th 2002	I'm On The Train	Comment	0	88	Fascinating conversations on the train
July 3rd 2003	The Beat Of The Drum	Experiences	3	159	Feelings and sounds from Avebury
December 20th 2001	Mauve skirt	Stories	1	179	Festival girl in a long skirt
August 30th 2001	The Rhythm Of Your Mind	Experiences	2	140	Festival state of mind
October 10th 2002	Float Downstream	Fantasy	0	117	Floating towards the waterfall
November 1st 2001	Our Strategy Remains The Same	Comment	2	141	Further reaction to "September 11"
July 26th 2001	APR	Rant	2	102	General mistrust of all things financial
March 27th 2003	Tiny Tots Cola	Comment	0	155	Get them addicted early
April 5th 2001	Above The Knee	Drinking	0	141	Getting drunk at a party
April 12th 2001	The Word	Love	1	131	Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
August 16th 2001	I Want To Be Given	Humour	0	168	Give me one of all these things
March 6th 2003	Digits In My Pocket	Humour	1	118	Got to have that gadget
October 21th 2004	Do Panic	Humour	1	141	Government warning they really wanted to issue
April 12th 2001	DJ Rhythm	Humour	2	131	Groove on down on the dance floor
April 5th 2001	Six Strings Too Many	Humour	2	174	Hapless cowboy song
November 22th 2001	I met you	Love	1	87	Happiness at meeting the right one
September 25th 2003	Biros	Humour	1	154	Have you ever seen one empty?
March 7th 2002	Bloodshot Eyes	Life	1	163	Have you had a morning like this?
September 13th 2001	Angry Spiky Hedgehog	Humour	1	123	Hedgehogs must be careful
September 11th 2003	There's No Defence	Comment	0	142	Helpless against suicide bombers
August 15th 2002	McDonalds Express	Humour	2	192	How can McDonalds get any faster?
November 21th 2002	Where Does I All Go Wrong?	Comment	1	128	How do the kids learn to hate?
April 12th 2001	British Rail	Experiences	0	138	How we never speak on the train
May 20th 2004	Types Of Luck	Humour	1	106	I always seem to have bad luck
April 29th 2004	Lawn Rotavation	Humour	2	112	I do love that gardening!
March 21th 2002	The One Ring	Life	3	120	I hate phones
June 3rd 2004	A Perfect House	Comment	1	108	I want my house to be a home
June 3rd 2004	A Better Place	Comment	0	92	If only we could help a neighbour
January 15th 2004	Voices Are Saying	Life	2	86	Ignore the voices that say stop
July 5th 2001	Devil In The Detail	Questions	1	122	Important little questions of life
May 10th 2001	Her Voice	Love	1	101	Infatuation for a girl
May 1st 2003	Out Of Tune	Humour	2	132	It all goes wrong on stage
October 11th 2001	Play The Triangle	Humour	0	124	It's not such a simple instrument
July 3rd 2003	Pixies And Angels	Fantasy	1	123	Just a pretty thought
August 19th 2004	Sarah	Love	2	117	Just another secret admirer
May 27th 2004	The Werchter Joint	Experiences	1	170	Just say no to drugs people
September 25th 2003	No Need For Clutter	Life	2	119	Just throw those things out
April 25th 2002	Sorrow Searching	Life	1	178	Life, the universe and everything
May 24th 2001	An Ode	Humour	3	143	Little ditty about the demise of a frog
June 14th 2001	Is It Right?	Love	2	119	Love for one too young
November 29th 2001	Don't tell me	Bitter	2	122	Love, hate and parting
May 30th 2002	Slipping Away	Comment	2	157	Loving someone enough to let them die
May 24th 2001	Information Super-Highway	Comment	3	114	Lowdown on download
June 27th 2002	Icons At Work	Humour	1	156	Making our little space our own
July 12th 2001	Look At Me	Humour	2	116	Man flaunts his sexy body
July 24th 2003	To Die At Forty	Dark	1	153	Maybe I will have had enough
September 12th 2002	Forgive Me	Life	0	121	Maybe the nutter on the bus?
March 28th 2002	Can't Imagine	Love	0	188	Me and you are one
November 21th 2002	Holidays Make Bubbles	Humour	0	137	Memories of Margate
July 17th 2003	A Little Mistake	Love	2	199	Misreading the signs
February 27th 2003	One Seat Away	Experiences	2	208	Missed out on a relationship again
July 3rd 2003	Stone Gargoyles	Comment	0	187	Modern buildings lack details
September 27th 2001	Osama Bin Laden	Rap	2	173	More reaction to "September 11"
July 12th 2001	Bright Reality	Drinking	1	117	Much respect to the JägerMeister
October 2nd 2003	The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair	Experiences	1	116	Mud and madness at the village pump festival
December 11th 2003	Spam	Life	2	89	My email is driving me mad
July 12th 2001	Bindweed	Bitter	0	116	My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
January 3rd 2002	Just a phase	Love	2	172	My life has changed
November 4th 2004	Rough And Smooth	Life	0	147	Nature works wonders
February 13th 2003	Friends	Life	2	157	Never forget your friends
May 29th 2003	University Mop-Up Charges	Comment	2	161	New labour charges for cleaning
April 26th 2001	West Quay	Life	0	166	New shopping centre experience
March 4th 2004	Make Time To Think	Life	2	84	No matter how hard you party, rest a little
September 5th 2002	The World Is Gonna End	Humour	0	182	No time to read this, the world ...
June 3rd 2004	Learning To Say No	Life	1	140	No, I don't want to buy double glazing
September 13th 2001	Considered Dangerous	Bitter	3	153	Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
May 30th 2002	Night-time Emissions	Experiences	0	159	Noises from the flat upstairs
March 4th 2004	The Dock	Comment	1	120	Not what it used to be
September 25th 2003	Mustn't Get Personal	Comment	0	117	Nurses cannot get involved
June 27th 2002	Farming Worries	Comment	0	121	Of farming and country life
September 26th 2002	Not So Deep, Not So Calm	Life	2	122	Oh to be a worthy shoulder
April 25th 2002	Metatarsal Bone	Humour	0	164	On David Beckham's foot
March 14th 2002	The Spider	Humour	2	87	One man's battle against a spider
November 13th 2003	Energy	Life	2	118	Only sleep can refresh me
November 13th 2003	Don't Say Goodbye	Experiences	2	141	Our actions impact on others
July 11th 2002	It's A Long Road	Life	0	161	Our journey through life
July 11th 2002	World Picture	Life	1	155	Our place in the world
September 9th 2004	There Is No Hope	Life	2	115	Overheard late night arguments
April 10th 2003	Little White Lines	Rant	2	129	Parking is a social curse
December 20th 2001	Christmas Imaginings	Life	0	197	Please one year, let it go
October 7th 2004	Personality Politics	Comment	3	118	Politics is about the people not the personality
March 4th 2004	Bad Memory, Bad Present	Humour	0	147	Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
October 11th 2001	In The Land Across The Bay	Fantasy	1	142	Pure chocolate fantasy
September 12th 2002	The "T" Fell Off	Humour	1	107	Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
January 17th 2002	Our Trains Are Off The Tracks	Comment	2	84	Railtrack's failure to deliver
May 10th 2001	Old Rapper	Rap	3	102	Rap for an old-aged pensioner
October 7th 2004	Poet In The City	Stories	1	148	Real life kills a city slicker
June 20th 2002	Front Page News	Comment	0	147	Reporters should just report
September 27th 2001	Lights and Lights	Experiences	0	136	SFA Light show
August 30th 2001	Had What It Takes	Stories	0	115	Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
October 18th 2001	Personal Injury	Rant	2	153	Say no to the claim culture
September 9th 2004	The Terminator	Humour	1	109	Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
June 20th 2002	Emotionally Up	Experiences	0	120	Seeing that special girl in town
August 19th 2004	Jahssi In A Corset	Experiences	2	114	Sexy Soulful Silky
May 30th 2002	Shining Things	Comment	1	151	Share your inner riches
April 5th 2001	Error In Tyming	Life	0	146	Shared house woes
August 15th 2002	Stocks And Shares	Comment	1	134	Shares are not for me at all
May 29th 2003	A New Jumper	Stories	1	114	She jumps off the building
June 14th 2001	The Contenders	Comment	1	201	Shock and disgust at seeing the film
April 25th 2002	An Antelope	Fantasy	0	204	Short and silly
July 24th 2003	Slashed Wrists	Comment	3	113	Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
June 27th 2002	Glastonbury	Life	2	136	Sitting it out at home!
September 11th 2003	Waiting For Trains	Life	1	132	So many excuses
January 15th 2004	The Beagle Has Landed	Questions	1	108	So what happened to Beagle 2?
July 17th 2003	Anarchy From The US Of A	Rant	3	196	Some anti-globalisation sentiment
May 29th 2003	Roll Up Your Green Sleeves	Comment	0	133	Some environmental thoughts
August 30th 2001	The Sky Is Blue	Questions	0	135	Some important questions in life
November 22th 2001	Hammer Action	Questions	3	116	Some less than serious questions
September 13th 2001	Sometimes You Know	Comment	0	183	Sometimes you just have to let it go
June 27th 2001	Withered And Died	Humour	0	115	Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
May 29th 2003	Still Troubled Waters	Life	2	147	Sounds profound
July 19th 2001	Silk And Lace	Love	2	136	Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
February 26th 2004	A Funny Kind Of Logic	Life	2	130	Strange thoughts run round my mind
February 26th 2004	Sunshine Jack	Fantasy	0	149	Sunshine vs. Gloom
February 7th 2002	A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight	Humour	1	144	Take another look at those lights
October 21th 2004	Shortcut Across The Common	Stories	1	176	Take heed and do not cross at night
April 25th 2002	Unexpected Crocodiles	Stories	0	115	Tale of adventure
October 18th 2001	Cuppa Tea	Humour	3	152	Tea can work wonders
May 22th 2003	From The Mountain To The Sea	Life	0	136	The call of the great outdoors
June 14th 2001	War	Comment	1	152	The gritty reality of war
March 7th 2002	César Manrique	Stories	0	170	The maker of Lanzarote
April 11th 2002	String	Life	0	198	The nature of string
December 13th 2001	The Past Is My History	Experiences	0	110	The outcome of a major tidy
May 22th 2003	An Unfortunate Punter	Stories	0	135	The story of punting
November 22th 2001	Don't Look At Me	Stories	1	197	The world looks different upside down
March 28th 2002	Spring For Everyone	Life	1	147	The world moves on in spring time
October 2nd 2003	Our Own History	Life	0	161	There's no undoing what's done
February 7th 2002	Two Swans	Stories	2	121	These important creatures fly North
July 5th 2001	Far Beyond	Comment	2	95	They wall us in from birth to death
December 13th 2001	Christmas Rant	Rant	2	125	Things I hate about Christmas
July 19th 2001	Not Dead	Humour	0	115	Those famous people live on
May 2nd 2002	Elective Dysfunction	Comment	1	163	Thoughts evoked by yet another election
September 12th 2002	Let Me Hold You	Love	1	125	Thoughts of a lingering hug
April 11th 2002	The National Wealth	Comment	1	118	Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
May 22th 2003	Wearing Outside	Life	1	197	To go out or stay in?
July 19th 2001	American Dream	Comment	1	115	Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
February 13th 2003	Asylum Seekers In The Loft	Comment	1	149	Tongue in cheek comments
April 10th 2003	For Our Country	Comment	0	156	Too late to be against a war
January 17th 2002	The Drowning	Stories	1	146	Tradegy in the name of love
February 7th 2002	Daggers Drawn	Stories	3	190	Tragic scene with a rolling pin
April 11th 2002	Party Time	Drinking	1	155	True of many a party
May 10th 2001	The UFO	Stories	0	126	True or fiction? - alien abduction
November 13th 2003	The Lawn	Humour	2	100	Trying to ignore the garden
December 16th 2004	Hoorah!	Humour	1	184	Two guys comment on young ladies
April 26th 2001	It's Not Over	Humour	1	198	Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
October 24th 2002	A World Inside	Love	2	162	Wanting to say what I feel inside
July 5th 2001	Mother	Love	2	123	What I can't tell her now she's gone
November 4th 2004	The Centre Of My Reality	Life	1	119	What I see from inside to me seems real
May 20th 2004	Robotic Vacuum Cleaners	Humour	2	147	What a crazy idea they are
October 2nd 2003	Clean Energy Dream	Comment	2	124	What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
September 26th 2002	Nothing To Buy	Comment	1	173	What are these shops selling?
March 21th 2002	All Hail The MSG	Life	0	149	What does food add to your life?
January 3rd 2002	Gandalf Max Strength	Drinking	1	155	What happened on New Years Day
November 13th 2003	The Bubble	Life	0	121	What happens when it bursts?
July 24th 2003	The Matter Copier	Humour	0	193	What if I actually made one?
March 28th 2002	This Is A Poem	Comment	1	166	What makes a poem?
October 24th 2002	Choice Of Paths	Life	1	188	Which way should we turn next
March 7th 2002	Do remember	Life	1	202	Who's the girl in the bed?
July 24th 2003	Monday Morning Blues	Life	1	127	Why am I always tired on Mondays?
July 18th 2002	Binary Without The Ones	Fantasy	0	128	Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
July 18th 2002	Watch The Guy	Experiences	1	158	Wild times on a camping trip
August 16th 2001	True Light	Love	1	113	Words of devotion and adoration
May 2nd 2002	The One Named Roo	Humour	0	126	Words of warning about ...
April 29th 2004	Hearing Your Thoughts	Love	1	113	Would I like What I saw?
November 29th 2001	Waiting For The Train	Life	1	87	Yes, waiting for a train
November 21th 2002	Like A Rainbow	Love	1	127	You are beautiful like a rainbow