This reading is brought to you in association with "Tiny Tots Cola".
The drink that you can have between meals without prescription.
Yes folks, "Tiny Tots Cola" is designed to ensure 100% addiction.
We like to get them early, to maximise their craving in later life.

Take out our "Early starters package" and you get the first year free.
That's one thousand half litre bottles delivered right to your door.
With nothing what-so-ever to pay for a whole twelve months.
Imagine what your neighbours will think when we fill your driveway.

After the first year, your son or daughter will insist you subscribe.
Yes folks, that's where the "Early starters package" comes into its own.
Because you will now have immediate access to great discount deals.
Deals like a one litre bottle of "Tiny Tots Cola" for only £12.99.

The opportunities aren't limited to the youngest member of the family.
For a limited time, we can sign you up for an intensive indoctrination.
Our carefully selected adverts and product placement in top films
Direct to your TV, with extra size bottles will really grab you attention.

Once you've made it through the first week you just won't believe
The number of charity and sporting events you'll see us sponsoring.
With a warm feeling of supporting a true and noble benefactor
You will gladly part with sums as reasonable as £25.99 per drink.

If you don't believe me, have a look at our premier test site.
A guided tour of the franchise city of London will introduce you
To cola vending prices you would never have once believed.
Just watch as the faithful flock to donate their money to our cause.

So sign up today and discover by far the best way for you
To dramatically improve your happiness and general health
Dispel all of those dark clouds of doubt you have in your life.
You know it makes sense, sign up with "Tiny Tots Cola" today!