It's party time again!

Vodka in the freezer, Tetleys in the cool bag,
Vino on the sideboard, Ruddles in the back room,
Whisky for the short lads, lager for the big lads,
Cider for the younger ones, drinking everywhere!

Woman in a short skirt, woman in the bathroom,
Woman in the hallway, woman in a boob tube,
Woman in her fishnets, woman in a bath robe,
Woman in a bunnysuit, showing off her tail!

Rappin' in the kitchen, Disco in the front room,
Techno in the hallway, Kylie in the bedroom,
Indie on the beat box, Reggae on the big stack,
Metal on the radio, music everywhere!

Drinking in the kitchen, dancing in the front room,
Smoking in the garden, Shagging in the bedroom,
Drinking in the hallway, Huey in the bathroom,
Drinking till it's two o'clock, then it's time to go!

Smoke haze in the main room, sunrise in the garden,
Munchies in the kitchen, bodies in the hallway,
Talking in the bathroom, silence in the bedroom,
People drinking water now, morning everywhere!

It's over, till the next one!