Manhood Flambé
- A German cannibal eats another man
This is based on the true story (December 2003) of a man in Germany
who volunteered to be eaten to fulfil the childhood dream of a German man
that had sought volunteers on the internet. Before killing the victim, they
both ate a penis flambé.
Is there one of you who wants to die
So I may choose a part of you to fry?
You'd become a part of high cuisine,
Fulfil an ageing man's lifelong dream.
Never had the chance to eat a brother.
So now I must consume another.
Perhaps we'll start with your appendage.
Us Germans have always loved a sausage.
I will film it all on videotape
And change our country's moral landscape.
It's not each other that's supposed to be
The very thing we should eat for tea.
So please, step right up and volunteer.
While I prepare your meat, we'll have a beer.
But I'm afraid you'll miss the main dish.
When I cut your throat and make my wish.
Is there one of you who wants to die
So I may choose a part of you to fry?
Category: "Dark", Star-Rating: *
Written by Keith Lambell, December 4th 2003
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