Yes I fell in love with Tracey when I saw her at the park.
She had such lovely short black hair, and a body kept in trim.
I took up jogging to follow her, and panted on till dark.
But ended rather suddenly, I collapsed outside the gym!

Then it was I noticed Beverley, short skirt, legs crossed and blonde.
She was on the top deck and she seemed to smile as I passed by.
I sat beside her, touched her knee, and gave her time to respond.
And that she did with such a force that I nearly lost my eye!

Not deterred I talked to this girl at a party the next night.
We got on really well there, dancing close to all the slow tracks.
I invited her to my place, and gave it some subtle light.
But she slipped and broke her leg, as she slid along the floor wax.

As I left the casualty ward, I spied a gorgeous nurse there.
I went to ask about the hours that I could come to visit.
I put my arm around her waist as she stepped off from the stair.
I felt her knee thrust in my groin, so hard I could not miss it.

Well I learnt my lesson well, and was much more sweet with Sophie.
I took her out to dinner one night and walked her to her door.
We went out for a month or so, and I thought that she loved me.
But she just wanted to be friends, it was me that wanted more.