Yeah, what ya gonna do, if I hit you in the head?
Am I gonna get reaction, will you run away instead?
And what ya gonna do, if I kick you in the face?
Will you grab my leg and punch it hard, or cower in disgrace?

Yeah, what ya gonna do, if I punch you on the nose?
Are you gonna take it lying down, or kick me with your toes?
And what ya gonna do, if I pull out all your hair?
Would you try and push me to the ground, or say it was unfair?

Yeah, what ya gonna do, if knee you in your gut?
Are you gonna pull a knife on me, or keep your mouth kept shut?
And what ya gonna do, if I chew off both your ears?
Would you swing a bat to cripple me, or break down into tears?

Yeah, what ya gonna do, if I lacerate your face?
Are you gonna throw a punch at me, or give me lots of space?
And what ya gonna do, if I throw my beer at you?
Will you kick me hard between my legs, or buy another brew?

Yeah, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do?