Date	Title	Category	Stars	Hits	Description
April 5th 2001	Error In Tyming	Life	0	130	Shared house woes
April 5th 2001	Above The Knee	Drinking	0	123	Getting drunk at a party
April 5th 2001	Six Strings Too Many	Humour	2	164	Hapless cowboy song
April 12th 2001	DJ Rhythm	Humour	2	117	Groove on down on the dance floor
April 12th 2001	The Word	Love	1	120	Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
April 12th 2001	British Rail	Experiences	0	125	How we never speak on the train
April 26th 2001	The Cupboard Door	Experiences	0	144	Childhood snog remembered
April 26th 2001	It's Not Over	Humour	1	185	Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
April 26th 2001	West Quay	Life	0	154	New shopping centre experience
May 10th 2001	Old Rapper	Rap	3	94	Rap for an old-aged pensioner
May 10th 2001	The UFO	Stories	0	117	True or fiction? - alien abduction
May 10th 2001	Her Voice	Love	1	92	Infatuation for a girl
May 24th 2001	An Ode	Humour	3	128	Little ditty about the demise of a frog
May 24th 2001	Information Super-Highway	Comment	3	106	Lowdown on download
May 24th 2001	Vote For Me	Comment	2	95	An irreverant take on the election
May 24th 2001	Pissing In The Wind	Drinking	2	191	Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
June 14th 2001	Is It Right?	Love	2	109	Love for one too young
June 14th 2001	War	Comment	1	138	The gritty reality of war
June 14th 2001	The Contenders	Comment	1	191	Shock and disgust at seeing the film
June 27th 2001	The Park	Love	0	146	Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
June 27th 2001	The World Is Turning	Comment	1	127	Earth's movement and resources
June 27th 2001	Withered And Died	Humour	0	105	Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
July 5th 2001	Far Beyond	Comment	2	88	They wall us in from birth to death
July 5th 2001	Devil In The Detail	Questions	1	112	Important little questions of life
July 5th 2001	Mother	Love	2	113	What I can't tell her now she's gone
July 12th 2001	Look At Me	Humour	2	109	Man flaunts his sexy body
July 12th 2001	Bindweed	Bitter	0	107	My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
July 12th 2001	Bright Reality	Drinking	1	106	Much respect to the JägerMeister
July 19th 2001	American Dream	Comment	1	105	Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
July 19th 2001	Silk And Lace	Love	2	125	Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
July 19th 2001	Not Dead	Humour	0	106	Those famous people live on
July 26th 2001	A Girl Named Sue	Stories	1	182	Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
July 26th 2001	Crimson Skies	Stories	3	109	Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
July 26th 2001	APR	Rant	2	88	General mistrust of all things financial
August 16th 2001	In A Meeting	Experiences	0	104	Extreme boredom in a business meeting
August 16th 2001	Wrong Girl	Humour	2	106	Always falling for the wrong girl
August 16th 2001	I Want To Be Given	Humour	0	160	Give me one of all these things
August 16th 2001	True Light	Love	1	105	Words of devotion and adoration
August 30th 2001	The Rhythm Of Your Mind	Experiences	2	126	Festival state of mind
August 30th 2001	Had What It Takes	Stories	0	105	Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
August 30th 2001	The Sky Is Blue	Questions	0	125	Some important questions in life
September 13th 2001	Trade In Tragedy	Comment	1	122	Early reaction to "September 11"
September 13th 2001	Considered Dangerous	Bitter	3	141	Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
September 13th 2001	Sometimes You Know	Comment	0	174	Sometimes you just have to let it go
September 13th 2001	Angry Spiky Hedgehog	Humour	1	109	Hedgehogs must be careful
September 27th 2001	Lights and Lights	Experiences	0	124	SFA Light show
September 27th 2001	Osama Bin Laden	Rap	2	162	More reaction to "September 11"
October 11th 2001	In The Machine	Stories	0	108	David's mind is in the machine
October 11th 2001	Play The Triangle	Humour	0	113	It's not such a simple instrument
October 11th 2001	In The Land Across The Bay	Fantasy	1	132	Pure chocolate fantasy
October 18th 2001	Personal Injury	Rant	2	143	Say no to the claim culture
October 18th 2001	Jump with me	Stories	3	124	Be together for ever more
October 18th 2001	Cuppa Tea	Humour	3	143	Tea can work wonders
November 1st 2001	Mountain Bike	Humour	0	79	Can only find first gear
November 1st 2001	You Are Your Car	Humour	1	104	Does your car reflect your pesonality?
November 1st 2001	Our Strategy Remains The Same	Comment	2	130	Further reaction to "September 11"
November 22th 2001	Hammer Action	Questions	3	108	Some less than serious questions
November 22th 2001	I met you	Love	1	79	Happiness at meeting the right one
November 22th 2001	Don't Look At Me	Stories	1	190	The world looks different upside down
November 29th 2001	Don't tell me	Bitter	2	114	Love, hate and parting
November 29th 2001	A New Beginning	Comment	0	134	Could we start from scratch
November 29th 2001	Waiting For The Train	Life	1	78	Yes, waiting for a train
November 29th 2001	Faster, Faster	Fantasy	1	110	A rushing feeling
December 13th 2001	You Gotta Go	Stories	0	78	Dog befriends an old tramp
December 13th 2001	Christmas Rant	Rant	2	117	Things I hate about Christmas
December 13th 2001	The Past Is My History	Experiences	0	100	The outcome of a major tidy
December 20th 2001	Christmas Imaginings	Life	0	186	Please one year, let it go
December 20th 2001	Pool Swimming	Life	1	81	Careful not to get too wet
December 20th 2001	Mauve skirt	Stories	1	170	Festival girl in a long skirt
January 3rd 2002	Kiss Me	Love	3	120	Desperate for a kiss
January 3rd 2002	Just a phase	Love	2	161	My life has changed
January 3rd 2002	Gandalf Max Strength	Drinking	1	145	What happened on New Years Day
January 17th 2002	Love In The Air	Stories	0	109	A statue falls in love
January 17th 2002	Our Trains Are Off The Tracks	Comment	2	79	Railtrack's failure to deliver
January 17th 2002	The Drowning	Stories	1	134	Tradegy in the name of love
February 7th 2002	Two Swans	Stories	2	113	These important creatures fly North
February 7th 2002	Daggers Drawn	Stories	3	178	Tragic scene with a rolling pin
February 7th 2002	A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight	Humour	1	133	Take another look at those lights
March 7th 2002	César Manrique	Stories	0	160	The maker of Lanzarote
March 7th 2002	Do remember	Life	1	193	Who's the girl in the bed?
March 7th 2002	Jesters	Drinking	1	122	A cheap night out
March 7th 2002	Bloodshot Eyes	Life	1	152	Have you had a morning like this?
March 14th 2002	Flying	Fantasy	0	101	Don't think you can fly
March 14th 2002	Gunfire	Dark	2	175	A fatal shoot out
March 14th 2002	Big Brother	Life	0	105	Be careful, they're watching
March 14th 2002	The Spider	Humour	2	81	One man's battle against a spider
March 21th 2002	The One Ring	Life	3	113	I hate phones
March 21th 2002	Gordon Brown	Comment	0	161	Budget time thoughts
March 21th 2002	All Hail The MSG	Life	0	135	What does food add to your life?
March 28th 2002	Can't Imagine	Love	0	180	Me and you are one
March 28th 2002	Feet Don't Fail Me Now	Love	2	168	An uplifting rhythm of life
March 28th 2002	This Is A Poem	Comment	1	158	What makes a poem?
March 28th 2002	Spring For Everyone	Life	1	140	The world moves on in spring time
April 11th 2002	String	Life	0	191	The nature of string
April 11th 2002	Moo Light	Stories	2	135	A nonsense poem
April 11th 2002	Party Time	Drinking	1	146	True of many a party
April 11th 2002	The National Wealth	Comment	1	107	Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
April 25th 2002	An Antelope	Fantasy	0	193	Short and silly
April 25th 2002	Metatarsal Bone	Humour	0	151	On David Beckham's foot
April 25th 2002	Unexpected Crocodiles	Stories	0	108	Tale of adventure
April 25th 2002	Sorrow Searching	Life	1	166	Life, the universe and everything
May 2nd 2002	What It Is To Be Cool	Life	0	119	A rough-edge diamond geezer
May 2nd 2002	The One Named Roo	Humour	0	117	Words of warning about ...
May 2nd 2002	Elective Dysfunction	Comment	1	151	Thoughts evoked by yet another election
May 30th 2002	Shining Things	Comment	1	143	Share your inner riches
May 30th 2002	Night-time Emissions	Experiences	0	150	Noises from the flat upstairs
May 30th 2002	Turn It Up	Life	0	145	Enjoying music with my arms
May 30th 2002	Slipping Away	Comment	2	149	Loving someone enough to let them die
June 13th 2002	Big Issue	Comment	2	91	A magazine for you to buy
June 13th 2002	Don't Tell Me I Can't	Comment	1	183	Be yourself if you can!
June 13th 2002	Head Spin	Love	0	180	Can't think when you're near
June 20th 2002	Emotionally Up	Experiences	0	113	Seeing that special girl in town
June 20th 2002	What Ya Gonna Do?	Rap	1	141	An angry man looking for a fight
June 20th 2002	Front Page News	Comment	0	137	Reporters should just report
June 27th 2002	Icons At Work	Humour	1	147	Making our little space our own
June 27th 2002	Farming Worries	Comment	0	113	Of farming and country life
June 27th 2002	Glastonbury	Life	2	125	Sitting it out at home!
July 11th 2002	It's A Long Road	Life	0	152	Our journey through life
July 11th 2002	World Picture	Life	1	149	Our place in the world
July 11th 2002	Out Of Your Tree	Comment	2	127	Changes to policing towards cannabis
July 18th 2002	Watch The Guy	Experiences	1	146	Wild times on a camping trip
July 18th 2002	Binary Without The Ones	Fantasy	0	117	Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
July 18th 2002	I'm On The Train	Comment	0	80	Fascinating conversations on the train
August 15th 2002	McDonalds Express	Humour	2	182	How can McDonalds get any faster?
August 15th 2002	Stocks And Shares	Comment	1	122	Shares are not for me at all
August 15th 2002	I Am The One	Dark	1	153	Confident lover or killer?
September 5th 2002	Whore	Stories	3	119	A professional erotic experience
September 5th 2002	The World Is Gonna End	Humour	0	171	No time to read this, the world ...
September 5th 2002	It Came From The Dark	Stories	3	130	A frightening tale of an evil beast
September 12th 2002	Forgive Me	Life	0	112	Maybe the nutter on the bus?
September 12th 2002	Let Me Hold You	Love	1	116	Thoughts of a lingering hug
September 12th 2002	The "T" Fell Off	Humour	1	99	Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
September 12th 2002	Don't Want To Be Normal	Life	1	115	Don't read this if you are normal!
September 26th 2002	Nothing To Buy	Comment	1	162	What are these shops selling?
September 26th 2002	City Trader	Comment	2	151	All to play for in the city
September 26th 2002	Not So Deep, Not So Calm	Life	2	114	Oh to be a worthy shoulder
October 10th 2002	National Poetry Day	Comment	1	102	All of us have something to say
October 10th 2002	Float Downstream	Fantasy	0	112	Floating towards the waterfall
October 10th 2002	Your Pension Is Safe	Comment	1	161	Cynical view of pension arrangements
October 24th 2002	Choice Of Paths	Life	1	181	Which way should we turn next
October 24th 2002	The Ponderosa	Comment	2	121	A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
October 24th 2002	A World Inside	Love	2	156	Wanting to say what I feel inside
November 21th 2002	Where Does I All Go Wrong?	Comment	1	117	How do the kids learn to hate?
November 21th 2002	Like A Rainbow	Love	1	118	You are beautiful like a rainbow
November 21th 2002	Holidays Make Bubbles	Humour	0	130	Memories of Margate
February 13th 2003	Invest With Me	Rant	1	171	Another pet hate - investments
February 13th 2003	Ill Considered Actions	Comment	1	148	Actions lead to reactions
February 13th 2003	Asylum Seekers In The Loft	Comment	1	140	Tongue in cheek comments
February 13th 2003	Friends	Life	2	149	Never forget your friends
February 27th 2003	Last Train	Comment	2	146	Based on a real life tragedy
February 27th 2003	Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane	Stories	0	150	Bitter humour about her leaving
February 27th 2003	One Seat Away	Experiences	2	192	Missed out on a relationship again
March 6th 2003	Digits In My Pocket	Humour	1	111	Got to have that gadget
March 6th 2003	The Lilly Of Bevois Valley	Experiences	1	148	A dancing beauty catches my eye
March 6th 2003	Tell Them That You Love Them	Life	3	180	A plea on behalf of an ill friend
March 15th 2003	Dinners And Losers	Comment	2	90	An environmental poem
March 27th 2003	Leaving Home	Life	0	123	A young lady gets her marching orders
March 27th 2003	Tiny Tots Cola	Comment	0	144	Get them addicted early
March 27th 2003	The Alphabet Of War	Comment	2	114	An inevitable Iraqi war poem
April 10th 2003	Little White Lines	Rant	2	122	Parking is a social curse
April 10th 2003	For Our Country	Comment	0	147	Too late to be against a war
April 10th 2003	You Can Beat Time With A Drum	Fantasy	1	109	A little wordplay strangeness
May 1st 2003	Wasted Votes	Comment	1	124	Another year, another election campaign
May 1st 2003	Out Of Tune	Humour	2	119	It all goes wrong on stage
May 1st 2003	Luxury Apartment Block	Comment	0	111	Do they not build houses anymore?
May 22th 2003	An Unfortunate Punter	Stories	0	123	The story of punting
May 22th 2003	The Dying Sun	Life	2	160	A picture of a sunset
May 22th 2003	Wearing Outside	Life	1	189	To go out or stay in?
May 22th 2003	From The Mountain To The Sea	Life	0	128	The call of the great outdoors
May 29th 2003	University Mop-Up Charges	Comment	2	146	New labour charges for cleaning
May 29th 2003	A New Jumper	Stories	1	106	She jumps off the building
May 29th 2003	Still Troubled Waters	Life	2	139	Sounds profound
May 29th 2003	Roll Up Your Green Sleeves	Comment	0	123	Some environmental thoughts
July 3rd 2003	The Beat Of The Drum	Experiences	3	152	Feelings and sounds from Avebury
July 3rd 2003	Pixies And Angels	Fantasy	1	115	Just a pretty thought
July 3rd 2003	Road Killing	Comment	2	85	Another squashed hedgehog
July 3rd 2003	Stone Gargoyles	Comment	0	179	Modern buildings lack details
July 17th 2003	Killing On The Common	Stories	1	118	A hit man kills a singer
July 17th 2003	A Little Mistake	Love	2	189	Misreading the signs
July 17th 2003	Anarchy From The US Of A	Rant	3	188	Some anti-globalisation sentiment
July 24th 2003	Monday Morning Blues	Life	1	115	Why am I always tired on Mondays?
July 24th 2003	To Die At Forty	Dark	1	143	Maybe I will have had enough
July 24th 2003	Slashed Wrists	Comment	3	104	Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
July 24th 2003	The Matter Copier	Humour	0	180	What if I actually made one?
September 11th 2003	Waiting For Trains	Life	1	121	So many excuses
September 11th 2003	There's No Defence	Comment	0	132	Helpless against suicide bombers
September 11th 2003	Big Rocks	Stories	1	184	A spoof episode from Star Trek
September 25th 2003	Mustn't Get Personal	Comment	0	111	Nurses cannot get involved
September 25th 2003	Biros	Humour	1	145	Have you ever seen one empty?
September 25th 2003	No Need For Clutter	Life	2	112	Just throw those things out
September 25th 2003	Upper Magic Wood	Experiences	2	155	Avebury coolness
October 2nd 2003	The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair	Experiences	1	110	Mud and madness at the village pump festival
October 2nd 2003	Our Own History	Life	0	147	There's no undoing what's done
October 2nd 2003	Clean Energy Dream	Comment	2	118	What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
November 13th 2003	The Bubble	Life	0	115	What happens when it bursts?
November 13th 2003	Energy	Life	2	112	Only sleep can refresh me
November 13th 2003	The Lawn	Humour	2	93	Trying to ignore the garden
November 13th 2003	Don't Say Goodbye	Experiences	2	127	Our actions impact on others
December 4th 2003	Manhood Flambé	Dark	1	90	A German cannibal eats another man
December 4th 2003	The Final Rope	Dark	1	105	A deathwish headrush
December 4th 2003	Highway Angel	Stories	0	173	A hitch-hiking country beauty
December 11th 2003	Cheese	Humour	1	140	An excessive liking for cheese
December 11th 2003	Selling It With Spandex	Comment	0	109	Advertising uses women
December 11th 2003	Spam	Life	2	84	My email is driving me mad
January 15th 2004	Voices Are Saying	Life	2	80	Ignore the voices that say stop
January 15th 2004	The Beagle Has Landed	Questions	1	104	So what happened to Beagle 2?
January 15th 2004	December Exceptions	Drinking	2	153	Delaying a New Year Resolution
February 26th 2004	Pre-Instrumental	Stories	1	165	A very emotional singer
February 26th 2004	Don't You Want Somebody To Love You	Love	2	104	A question - the answer : no
February 26th 2004	A Funny Kind Of Logic	Life	2	115	Strange thoughts run round my mind
February 26th 2004	Sunshine Jack	Fantasy	0	142	Sunshine vs. Gloom
March 4th 2004	The Dock	Comment	1	111	Not what it used to be
March 4th 2004	Make Time To Think	Life	2	77	No matter how hard you party, rest a little
March 4th 2004	Bad Memory, Bad Present	Humour	0	141	Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
April 29th 2004	Lawn Rotavation	Humour	2	104	I do love that gardening!
April 29th 2004	All Hail The Tarp	Experiences	0	108	Campsite life at Reading
April 29th 2004	Hearing Your Thoughts	Love	1	107	Would I like What I saw?
May 20th 2004	Types Of Luck	Humour	1	98	I always seem to have bad luck
May 20th 2004	Robotic Vacuum Cleaners	Humour	2	138	What a crazy idea they are
May 20th 2004	I've Got A Body	Humour	1	115	A sexy little ditty
May 27th 2004	The Werchter Joint	Experiences	1	161	Just say no to drugs people
June 3rd 2004	A Better Place	Comment	0	83	If only we could help a neighbour
June 3rd 2004	A Perfect House	Comment	1	99	I want my house to be a home
June 3rd 2004	Fire Starter	Stories	2	140	A wild child got blown away
June 3rd 2004	Learning To Say No	Life	1	134	No, I don't want to buy double glazing
August 19th 2004	Sarah	Love	2	111	Just another secret admirer
August 19th 2004	The Number Of The Beast	Humour	1	110	Bad experiences of taxi rides
August 19th 2004	Jahssi In A Corset	Experiences	2	104	Sexy Soulful Silky
September 9th 2004	Funny Kinda Rhythm	Humour	0	112	A little ditty about a catchy beat
September 9th 2004	The Terminator	Humour	1	101	Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
September 9th 2004	There Is No Hope	Life	2	107	Overheard late night arguments
October 7th 2004	Personality Politics	Comment	3	113	Politics is about the people not the personality
October 7th 2004	Poet In The City	Stories	1	141	Real life kills a city slicker
October 7th 2004	Tachalas	Stories	0	108	An old building defines its own life
October 21th 2004	Take Me Back	Humour	0	136	Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
October 21th 2004	Do Panic	Humour	1	134	Government warning they really wanted to issue
October 21th 2004	Shortcut Across The Common	Stories	1	166	Take heed and do not cross at night
November 4th 2004	The Centre Of My Reality	Life	1	109	What I see from inside to me seems real
November 4th 2004	Rough And Smooth	Life	0	139	Nature works wonders
November 4th 2004	Mr Peel	Comment	1	174	A small tribute to the man himself
December 16th 2004	Let Them Know It's Christmas	Humour	0	173	A spoof Christmas appeal
December 16th 2004	Beautiful Things	Life	3	141	Appreciate things whilst you can
December 16th 2004	Hoorah!	Humour	1	174	Two guys comment on young ladies
December 16th 2004	Kitchen Spider	Humour	0	154	Another spider sets up home