Date Title Category Stars Hits Description
April 5th 2001 Error In Tyming Life 0 41 Shared house woes
April 5th 2001 Above The Knee Drinking 0 55 Getting drunk at a party
April 5th 2001 Six Strings Too Many Humour 2 216 Hapless cowboy song
April 12th 2001 DJ Rhythm Humour 2 188 Groove on down on the dance floor
April 12th 2001 The Word Love 1 176 Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
April 12th 2001 British Rail Experiences 0 183 How we never speak on the train
April 26th 2001 The Cupboard Door Experiences 0 208 Childhood snog remembered
April 26th 2001 It's Not Over Humour 1 247 Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
April 26th 2001 West Quay Life 0 213 New shopping centre experience
May 10th 2001 Old Rapper Rap 3 132 Rap for an old-aged pensioner
May 10th 2001 The UFO Stories 0 168 True or fiction? - alien abduction
May 10th 2001 Her Voice Love 1 131 Infatuation for a girl
May 24th 2001 An Ode Humour 3 205 Little ditty about the demise of a frog
May 24th 2001 Information Super-Highway Comment 3 152 Lowdown on download
May 24th 2001 Vote For Me Comment 2 137 An irreverant take on the election
May 24th 2001 Pissing In The Wind Drinking 2 243 Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
June 14th 2001 Is It Right? Love 2 152 Love for one too young
June 14th 2001 War Comment 1 201 The gritty reality of war
June 14th 2001 The Contenders Comment 1 242 Shock and disgust at seeing the film
June 27th 2001 The Park Love 0 215 Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
June 27th 2001 The World Is Turning Comment 1 202 Earth's movement and resources
June 27th 2001 Withered And Died Humour 0 146 Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
July 5th 2001 Far Beyond Comment 2 127 They wall us in from birth to death
July 5th 2001 Devil In The Detail Questions 1 159 Important little questions of life
July 5th 2001 Mother Love 2 169 What I can't tell her now she's gone
July 12th 2001 Look At Me Humour 2 149 Man flaunts his sexy body
July 12th 2001 Bindweed Bitter 0 152 My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
July 12th 2001 Bright Reality Drinking 1 152 Much respect to the JägerMeister
July 19th 2001 American Dream Comment 1 149 Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
July 19th 2001 Silk And Lace Love 2 173 Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
July 19th 2001 Not Dead Humour 0 151 Those famous people live on
July 26th 2001 A Girl Named Sue Stories 1 232 Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
July 26th 2001 Crimson Skies Stories 3 163 Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
July 26th 2001 APR Rant 2 148 General mistrust of all things financial
August 16th 2001 In A Meeting Experiences 0 146 Extreme boredom in a business meeting
August 16th 2001 Wrong Girl Humour 2 143 Always falling for the wrong girl
August 16th 2001 I Want To Be Given Humour 0 205 Give me one of all these things
August 16th 2001 True Light Love 1 148 Words of devotion and adoration
August 30th 2001 The Rhythm Of Your Mind Experiences 2 181 Festival state of mind
August 30th 2001 Had What It Takes Stories 0 153 Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
August 30th 2001 The Sky Is Blue Questions 0 171 Some important questions in life
September 13th 2001 Trade In Tragedy Comment 1 174 Early reaction to "September 11"
September 13th 2001 Considered Dangerous Bitter 3 207 Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
September 13th 2001 Sometimes You Know Comment 0 223 Sometimes you just have to let it go
September 13th 2001 Angry Spiky Hedgehog Humour 1 172 Hedgehogs must be careful
September 27th 2001 Lights and Lights Experiences 0 173 SFA Light show
September 27th 2001 Osama Bin Laden Rap 2 211 More reaction to "September 11"
October 11th 2001 In The Machine Stories 0 150 David's mind is in the machine
October 11th 2001 Play The Triangle Humour 0 172 It's not such a simple instrument
October 11th 2001 In The Land Across The Bay Fantasy 1 181 Pure chocolate fantasy
October 18th 2001 Personal Injury Rant 2 191 Say no to the claim culture
October 18th 2001 Jump with me Stories 3 178 Be together for ever more
October 18th 2001 Cuppa Tea Humour 3 187 Tea can work wonders
November 1st 2001 Mountain Bike Humour 0 122 Can only find first gear
November 1st 2001 You Are Your Car Humour 1 145 Does your car reflect your pesonality?
November 1st 2001 Our Strategy Remains The Same Comment 2 184 Further reaction to "September 11"
November 22th 2001 Hammer Action Questions 3 153 Some less than serious questions
November 22th 2001 I met you Love 1 120 Happiness at meeting the right one
November 22th 2001 Don't Look At Me Stories 1 242 The world looks different upside down
November 29th 2001 Don't tell me Bitter 2 154 Love, hate and parting
November 29th 2001 A New Beginning Comment 0 215 Could we start from scratch
November 29th 2001 Waiting For The Train Life 1 116 Yes, waiting for a train
November 29th 2001 Faster, Faster Fantasy 1 151 A rushing feeling
December 13th 2001 You Gotta Go Stories 0 134 Dog befriends an old tramp
December 13th 2001 Christmas Rant Rant 2 157 Things I hate about Christmas
December 13th 2001 The Past Is My History Experiences 0 143 The outcome of a major tidy
December 20th 2001 Christmas Imaginings Life 0 237 Please one year, let it go
December 20th 2001 Pool Swimming Life 1 117 Careful not to get too wet
December 20th 2001 Mauve skirt Stories 1 217 Festival girl in a long skirt
January 3rd 2002 Kiss Me Love 3 154 Desperate for a kiss
January 3rd 2002 Just a phase Love 2 210 My life has changed
January 3rd 2002 Gandalf Max Strength Drinking 1 189 What happened on New Years Day
January 17th 2002 Love In The Air Stories 0 153 A statue falls in love
January 17th 2002 Our Trains Are Off The Tracks Comment 2 114 Railtrack's failure to deliver
January 17th 2002 The Drowning Stories 1 176 Tradegy in the name of love
February 7th 2002 Two Swans Stories 2 157 These important creatures fly North
February 7th 2002 Daggers Drawn Stories 3 231 Tragic scene with a rolling pin
February 7th 2002 A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight Humour 1 185 Take another look at those lights
March 7th 2002 César Manrique Stories 0 208 The maker of Lanzarote
March 7th 2002 Do remember Life 1 242 Who's the girl in the bed?
March 7th 2002 Jesters Drinking 1 169 A cheap night out
March 7th 2002 Bloodshot Eyes Life 1 199 Have you had a morning like this?
March 14th 2002 Flying Fantasy 0 147 Don't think you can fly
March 14th 2002 Gunfire Dark 2 228 A fatal shoot out
March 14th 2002 Big Brother Life 0 145 Be careful, they're watching
March 14th 2002 The Spider Humour 2 120 One man's battle against a spider
March 21th 2002 The One Ring Life 3 148 I hate phones
March 21th 2002 Gordon Brown Comment 0 206 Budget time thoughts
March 21th 2002 All Hail The MSG Life 0 194 What does food add to your life?
March 28th 2002 Can't Imagine Love 0 230 Me and you are one
March 28th 2002 Feet Don't Fail Me Now Love 2 237 An uplifting rhythm of life
March 28th 2002 This Is A Poem Comment 1 199 What makes a poem?
March 28th 2002 Spring For Everyone Life 1 180 The world moves on in spring time
April 11th 2002 String Life 0 242 The nature of string
April 11th 2002 Moo Light Stories 2 183 A nonsense poem
April 11th 2002 Party Time Drinking 1 189 True of many a party
April 11th 2002 The National Wealth Comment 1 154 Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
April 25th 2002 An Antelope Fantasy 0 245 Short and silly
April 25th 2002 Metatarsal Bone Humour 0 216 On David Beckham's foot
April 25th 2002 Unexpected Crocodiles Stories 0 147 Tale of adventure
April 25th 2002 Sorrow Searching Life 1 222 Life, the universe and everything
May 2nd 2002 What It Is To Be Cool Life 0 159 A rough-edge diamond geezer
May 2nd 2002 The One Named Roo Humour 0 155 Words of warning about ...
May 2nd 2002 Elective Dysfunction Comment 1 3998 Thoughts evoked by yet another election
May 30th 2002 Shining Things Comment 1 186 Share your inner riches
May 30th 2002 Night-time Emissions Experiences 0 192 Noises from the flat upstairs
May 30th 2002 Turn It Up Life 0 194 Enjoying music with my arms
May 30th 2002 Slipping Away Comment 2 190 Loving someone enough to let them die
June 13th 2002 Big Issue Comment 2 129 A magazine for you to buy
June 13th 2002 Don't Tell Me I Can't Comment 1 232 Be yourself if you can!
June 13th 2002 Head Spin Love 0 229 Can't think when you're near
June 20th 2002 Emotionally Up Experiences 0 152 Seeing that special girl in town
June 20th 2002 What Ya Gonna Do? Rap 1 184 An angry man looking for a fight
June 20th 2002 Front Page News Comment 0 186 Reporters should just report
June 27th 2002 Icons At Work Humour 1 193 Making our little space our own
June 27th 2002 Farming Worries Comment 0 158 Of farming and country life
June 27th 2002 Glastonbury Life 2 182 Sitting it out at home!
July 11th 2002 It's A Long Road Life 0 197 Our journey through life
July 11th 2002 World Picture Life 1 192 Our place in the world
July 11th 2002 Out Of Your Tree Comment 2 174 Changes to policing towards cannabis
July 18th 2002 Watch The Guy Experiences 1 207 Wild times on a camping trip
July 18th 2002 Binary Without The Ones Fantasy 0 175 Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
July 18th 2002 I'm On The Train Comment 0 116 Fascinating conversations on the train
August 15th 2002 McDonalds Express Humour 2 227 How can McDonalds get any faster?
August 15th 2002 Stocks And Shares Comment 1 185 Shares are not for me at all
August 15th 2002 I Am The One Dark 1 218 Confident lover or killer?
September 5th 2002 Whore Stories 3 160 A professional erotic experience
September 5th 2002 The World Is Gonna End Humour 0 218 No time to read this, the world ...
September 5th 2002 It Came From The Dark Stories 3 177 A frightening tale of an evil beast
September 12th 2002 Forgive Me Life 0 153 Maybe the nutter on the bus?
September 12th 2002 Let Me Hold You Love 1 157 Thoughts of a lingering hug
September 12th 2002 The "T" Fell Off Humour 1 145 Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
September 12th 2002 Don't Want To Be Normal Life 1 153 Don't read this if you are normal!
September 26th 2002 Nothing To Buy Comment 1 205 What are these shops selling?
September 26th 2002 City Trader Comment 2 192 All to play for in the city
September 26th 2002 Not So Deep, Not So Calm Life 2 156 Oh to be a worthy shoulder
October 10th 2002 National Poetry Day Comment 1 144 All of us have something to say
October 10th 2002 Float Downstream Fantasy 0 145 Floating towards the waterfall
October 10th 2002 Your Pension Is Safe Comment 1 204 Cynical view of pension arrangements
October 24th 2002 Choice Of Paths Life 1 225 Which way should we turn next
October 24th 2002 The Ponderosa Comment 2 180 A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
October 24th 2002 A World Inside Love 2 198 Wanting to say what I feel inside
November 21th 2002 Where Does I All Go Wrong? Comment 1 173 How do the kids learn to hate?
November 21th 2002 Like A Rainbow Love 1 161 You are beautiful like a rainbow
November 21th 2002 Holidays Make Bubbles Humour 0 172 Memories of Margate
February 13th 2003 Invest With Me Rant 1 226 Another pet hate - investments
February 13th 2003 Ill Considered Actions Comment 1 193 Actions lead to reactions
February 13th 2003 Asylum Seekers In The Loft Comment 1 183 Tongue in cheek comments
February 13th 2003 Friends Life 2 190 Never forget your friends
February 27th 2003 Last Train Comment 2 192 Based on a real life tragedy
February 27th 2003 Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane Stories 0 191 Bitter humour about her leaving
February 27th 2003 One Seat Away Experiences 2 270 Missed out on a relationship again
March 6th 2003 Digits In My Pocket Humour 1 153 Got to have that gadget
March 6th 2003 The Lilly Of Bevois Valley Experiences 1 194 A dancing beauty catches my eye
March 6th 2003 Tell Them That You Love Them Life 3 231 A plea on behalf of an ill friend
March 15th 2003 Dinners And Losers Comment 2 122 An environmental poem
March 27th 2003 Leaving Home Life 0 175 A young lady gets her marching orders
March 27th 2003 Tiny Tots Cola Comment 0 185 Get them addicted early
March 27th 2003 The Alphabet Of War Comment 2 156 An inevitable Iraqi war poem
April 10th 2003 Little White Lines Rant 2 157 Parking is a social curse
April 10th 2003 For Our Country Comment 0 191 Too late to be against a war
April 10th 2003 You Can Beat Time With A Drum Fantasy 1 152 A little wordplay strangeness
May 1st 2003 Wasted Votes Comment 1 158 Another year, another election campaign
May 1st 2003 Out Of Tune Humour 2 176 It all goes wrong on stage
May 1st 2003 Luxury Apartment Block Comment 0 155 Do they not build houses anymore?
May 22th 2003 An Unfortunate Punter Stories 0 174 The story of punting
May 22th 2003 The Dying Sun Life 2 210 A picture of a sunset
May 22th 2003 Wearing Outside Life 1 234 To go out or stay in?
May 22th 2003 From The Mountain To The Sea Life 0 170 The call of the great outdoors
May 29th 2003 University Mop-Up Charges Comment 2 215 New labour charges for cleaning
May 29th 2003 A New Jumper Stories 1 147 She jumps off the building
May 29th 2003 Still Troubled Waters Life 2 179 Sounds profound
May 29th 2003 Roll Up Your Green Sleeves Comment 0 166 Some environmental thoughts
July 3rd 2003 The Beat Of The Drum Experiences 3 190 Feelings and sounds from Avebury
July 3rd 2003 Pixies And Angels Fantasy 1 156 Just a pretty thought
July 3rd 2003 Road Killing Comment 2 119 Another squashed hedgehog
July 3rd 2003 Stone Gargoyles Comment 0 227 Modern buildings lack details
July 17th 2003 Killing On The Common Stories 1 161 A hit man kills a singer
July 17th 2003 A Little Mistake Love 2 240 Misreading the signs
July 17th 2003 Anarchy From The US Of A Rant 3 236 Some anti-globalisation sentiment
July 24th 2003 Monday Morning Blues Life 1 171 Why am I always tired on Mondays?
July 24th 2003 To Die At Forty Dark 1 194 Maybe I will have had enough
July 24th 2003 Slashed Wrists Comment 3 144 Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
July 24th 2003 The Matter Copier Humour 0 245 What if I actually made one?
September 11th 2003 Waiting For Trains Life 1 178 So many excuses
September 11th 2003 There's No Defence Comment 0 178 Helpless against suicide bombers
September 11th 2003 Big Rocks Stories 1 237 A spoof episode from Star Trek
September 25th 2003 Mustn't Get Personal Comment 0 147 Nurses cannot get involved
September 25th 2003 Biros Humour 1 191 Have you ever seen one empty?
September 25th 2003 No Need For Clutter Life 2 149 Just throw those things out
September 25th 2003 Upper Magic Wood Experiences 2 196 Avebury coolness
October 2nd 2003 The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair Experiences 1 150 Mud and madness at the village pump festival
October 2nd 2003 Our Own History Life 0 213 There's no undoing what's done
October 2nd 2003 Clean Energy Dream Comment 2 152 What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
November 13th 2003 The Bubble Life 0 150 What happens when it bursts?
November 13th 2003 Energy Life 2 156 Only sleep can refresh me
November 13th 2003 The Lawn Humour 2 130 Trying to ignore the garden
November 13th 2003 Don't Say Goodbye Experiences 2 188 Our actions impact on others
December 4th 2003 Manhood Flambé Dark 1 127 A German cannibal eats another man
December 4th 2003 The Final Rope Dark 1 149 A deathwish headrush
December 4th 2003 Highway Angel Stories 0 231 A hitch-hiking country beauty
December 11th 2003 Cheese Humour 1 202 An excessive liking for cheese
December 11th 2003 Selling It With Spandex Comment 0 156 Advertising uses women
December 11th 2003 Spam Life 2 123 My email is driving me mad
January 15th 2004 Voices Are Saying Life 2 117 Ignore the voices that say stop
January 15th 2004 The Beagle Has Landed Questions 1 141 So what happened to Beagle 2?
January 15th 2004 December Exceptions Drinking 2 196 Delaying a New Year Resolution
February 26th 2004 Pre-Instrumental Stories 1 214 A very emotional singer
February 26th 2004 Don't You Want Somebody To Love You Love 2 137 A question - the answer : no
February 26th 2004 A Funny Kind Of Logic Life 2 179 Strange thoughts run round my mind
February 26th 2004 Sunshine Jack Fantasy 0 183 Sunshine vs. Gloom
March 4th 2004 The Dock Comment 1 154 Not what it used to be
March 4th 2004 Make Time To Think Life 2 114 No matter how hard you party, rest a little
March 4th 2004 Bad Memory, Bad Present Humour 0 186 Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
April 29th 2004 Lawn Rotavation Humour 2 147 I do love that gardening!
April 29th 2004 All Hail The Tarp Experiences 0 149 Campsite life at Reading
April 29th 2004 Hearing Your Thoughts Love 1 144 Would I like What I saw?
May 20th 2004 Types Of Luck Humour 1 136 I always seem to have bad luck
May 20th 2004 Robotic Vacuum Cleaners Humour 2 179 What a crazy idea they are
May 20th 2004 I've Got A Body Humour 1 151 A sexy little ditty
May 27th 2004 The Werchter Joint Experiences 1 203 Just say no to drugs people
June 3rd 2004 A Better Place Comment 0 135 If only we could help a neighbour
June 3rd 2004 A Perfect House Comment 1 141 I want my house to be a home
June 3rd 2004 Fire Starter Stories 2 177 A wild child got blown away
June 3rd 2004 Learning To Say No Life 1 173 No, I don't want to buy double glazing
August 19th 2004 Sarah Love 2 150 Just another secret admirer
August 19th 2004 The Number Of The Beast Humour 1 151 Bad experiences of taxi rides
August 19th 2004 Jahssi In A Corset Experiences 2 166 Sexy Soulful Silky
September 9th 2004 Funny Kinda Rhythm Humour 0 151 A little ditty about a catchy beat
September 9th 2004 The Terminator Humour 1 145 Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
September 9th 2004 There Is No Hope Life 2 151 Overheard late night arguments
October 7th 2004 Personality Politics Comment 3 147 Politics is about the people not the personality
October 7th 2004 Poet In The City Stories 1 182 Real life kills a city slicker
October 7th 2004 Tachalas Stories 0 141 An old building defines its own life
October 21th 2004 Take Me Back Humour 0 197 Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
October 21th 2004 Do Panic Humour 1 179 Government warning they really wanted to issue
October 21th 2004 Shortcut Across The Common Stories 1 215 Take heed and do not cross at night
November 4th 2004 The Centre Of My Reality Life 1 163 What I see from inside to me seems real
November 4th 2004 Rough And Smooth Life 0 180 Nature works wonders
November 4th 2004 Mr Peel Comment 1 220 A small tribute to the man himself
December 16th 2004 Let Them Know It's Christmas Humour 0 219 A spoof Christmas appeal
December 16th 2004 Beautiful Things Life 3 178 Appreciate things whilst you can
December 16th 2004 Hoorah! Humour 1 223 Two guys comment on young ladies
December 16th 2004 Kitchen Spider Humour 0 200 Another spider sets up home