Date Title Category Stars Hits Description
April 5th 2001 Error In Tyming Life 0 6 Shared house woes
April 5th 2001 Above The Knee Drinking 0 3 Getting drunk at a party
April 5th 2001 Six Strings Too Many Humour 2 4 Hapless cowboy song
April 12th 2001 DJ Rhythm Humour 2 3 Groove on down on the dance floor
April 12th 2001 The Word Love 1 5 Girl who cannot say 'I Love You'
April 12th 2001 British Rail Experiences 0 37 How we never speak on the train
April 26th 2001 The Cupboard Door Experiences 0 6 Childhood snog remembered
April 26th 2001 It's Not Over Humour 1 2 Wanting to keep the girl but play the field
April 26th 2001 West Quay Life 0 4 New shopping centre experience
May 10th 2001 Old Rapper Rap 3 43 Rap for an old-aged pensioner
May 10th 2001 The UFO Stories 0 6 True or fiction? - alien abduction
May 10th 2001 Her Voice Love 1 28 Infatuation for a girl
May 24th 2001 An Ode Humour 3 43 Little ditty about the demise of a frog
May 24th 2001 Information Super-Highway Comment 3 2 Lowdown on download
May 24th 2001 Vote For Me Comment 2 5 An irreverant take on the election
May 24th 2001 Pissing In The Wind Drinking 2 61 Drinking song form of Bob Dylan's classic
June 14th 2001 Is It Right? Love 2 55 Love for one too young
June 14th 2001 War Comment 1 3 The gritty reality of war
June 14th 2001 The Contenders Comment 1 2 Shock and disgust at seeing the film
June 27th 2001 The Park Love 0 2 Boy emplores girl to go for a walk
June 27th 2001 The World Is Turning Comment 1 40 Earth's movement and resources
June 27th 2001 Withered And Died Humour 0 36 Sorry tale of indoor plant disaster
July 5th 2001 Far Beyond Comment 2 5 They wall us in from birth to death
July 5th 2001 Devil In The Detail Questions 1 6 Important little questions of life
July 5th 2001 Mother Love 2 7 What I can't tell her now she's gone
July 12th 2001 Look At Me Humour 2 5 Man flaunts his sexy body
July 12th 2001 Bindweed Bitter 0 2 My hatred of the awful plant from nextdoor
July 12th 2001 Bright Reality Drinking 1 56 Much respect to the JägerMeister
July 19th 2001 American Dream Comment 1 68 Tongue in cheeck dig at the Americans
July 19th 2001 Silk And Lace Love 2 2 Steamy thoughts of touching a girl
July 19th 2001 Not Dead Humour 0 6 Those famous people live on
July 26th 2001 A Girl Named Sue Stories 1 4 Detective walks into a bar an eyes a girl
July 26th 2001 Crimson Skies Stories 3 7 Fantastic tale of an alien invasion
July 26th 2001 APR Rant 2 26 General mistrust of all things financial
August 16th 2001 In A Meeting Experiences 0 1 Extreme boredom in a business meeting
August 16th 2001 Wrong Girl Humour 2 58 Always falling for the wrong girl
August 16th 2001 I Want To Be Given Humour 0 3 Give me one of all these things
August 16th 2001 True Light Love 1 33 Words of devotion and adoration
August 30th 2001 The Rhythm Of Your Mind Experiences 2 4 Festival state of mind
August 30th 2001 Had What It Takes Stories 0 60 Sad tale of a man who lost his pride
August 30th 2001 The Sky Is Blue Questions 0 2 Some important questions in life
September 13th 2001 Trade In Tragedy Comment 1 2 Early reaction to "September 11"
September 13th 2001 Considered Dangerous Bitter 3 32 Nobody warned me how dangerous love is
September 13th 2001 Sometimes You Know Comment 0 64 Sometimes you just have to let it go
September 13th 2001 Angry Spiky Hedgehog Humour 1 32 Hedgehogs must be careful
September 27th 2001 Lights and Lights Experiences 0 39 SFA Light show
September 27th 2001 Osama Bin Laden Rap 2 8 More reaction to "September 11"
October 11th 2001 In The Machine Stories 0 3 David's mind is in the machine
October 11th 2001 Play The Triangle Humour 0 6 It's not such a simple instrument
October 11th 2001 In The Land Across The Bay Fantasy 1 4 Pure chocolate fantasy
October 18th 2001 Personal Injury Rant 2 59 Say no to the claim culture
October 18th 2001 Jump with me Stories 3 2 Be together for ever more
October 18th 2001 Cuppa Tea Humour 3 56 Tea can work wonders
November 1st 2001 Mountain Bike Humour 0 49 Can only find first gear
November 1st 2001 You Are Your Car Humour 1 4 Does your car reflect your pesonality?
November 1st 2001 Our Strategy Remains The Same Comment 2 2 Further reaction to "September 11"
November 22th 2001 Hammer Action Questions 3 5 Some less than serious questions
November 22th 2001 I met you Love 1 3 Happiness at meeting the right one
November 22th 2001 Don't Look At Me Stories 1 3 The world looks different upside down
November 29th 2001 Don't tell me Bitter 2 3 Love, hate and parting
November 29th 2001 A New Beginning Comment 0 3 Could we start from scratch
November 29th 2001 Waiting For The Train Life 1 4 Yes, waiting for a train
November 29th 2001 Faster, Faster Fantasy 1 30 A rushing feeling
December 13th 2001 You Gotta Go Stories 0 51 Dog befriends an old tramp
December 13th 2001 Christmas Rant Rant 2 5 Things I hate about Christmas
December 13th 2001 The Past Is My History Experiences 0 2 The outcome of a major tidy
December 20th 2001 Christmas Imaginings Life 0 5 Please one year, let it go
December 20th 2001 Pool Swimming Life 1 1 Careful not to get too wet
December 20th 2001 Mauve skirt Stories 1 33 Festival girl in a long skirt
January 3rd 2002 Kiss Me Love 3 1 Desperate for a kiss
January 3rd 2002 Just a phase Love 2 2 My life has changed
January 3rd 2002 Gandalf Max Strength Drinking 1 33 What happened on New Years Day
January 17th 2002 Love In The Air Stories 0 6 A statue falls in love
January 17th 2002 Our Trains Are Off The Tracks Comment 2 32 Railtrack's failure to deliver
January 17th 2002 The Drowning Stories 1 60 Tradegy in the name of love
February 7th 2002 Two Swans Stories 2 48 These important creatures fly North
February 7th 2002 Daggers Drawn Stories 3 5 Tragic scene with a rolling pin
February 7th 2002 A Day In The Life Of A Streetlight Humour 1 38 Take another look at those lights
March 7th 2002 César Manrique Stories 0 5 The maker of Lanzarote
March 7th 2002 Do remember Life 1 4 Who's the girl in the bed?
March 7th 2002 Jesters Drinking 1 6 A cheap night out
March 7th 2002 Bloodshot Eyes Life 1 1 Have you had a morning like this?
March 14th 2002 Flying Fantasy 0 4 Don't think you can fly
March 14th 2002 Gunfire Dark 2 1 A fatal shoot out
March 14th 2002 Big Brother Life 0 2 Be careful, they're watching
March 14th 2002 The Spider Humour 2 29 One man's battle against a spider
March 21th 2002 The One Ring Life 3 2 I hate phones
March 21th 2002 Gordon Brown Comment 0 38 Budget time thoughts
March 21th 2002 All Hail The MSG Life 0 50 What does food add to your life?
March 28th 2002 Can't Imagine Love 0 5 Me and you are one
March 28th 2002 Feet Don't Fail Me Now Love 2 69 An uplifting rhythm of life
March 28th 2002 This Is A Poem Comment 1 57 What makes a poem?
March 28th 2002 Spring For Everyone Life 1 28 The world moves on in spring time
April 11th 2002 String Life 0 4 The nature of string
April 11th 2002 Moo Light Stories 2 4 A nonsense poem
April 11th 2002 Party Time Drinking 1 28 True of many a party
April 11th 2002 The National Wealth Comment 1 61 Thoughts on the decline of the NHS
April 25th 2002 An Antelope Fantasy 0 57 Short and silly
April 25th 2002 Metatarsal Bone Humour 0 7 On David Beckham's foot
April 25th 2002 Unexpected Crocodiles Stories 0 1 Tale of adventure
April 25th 2002 Sorrow Searching Life 1 5 Life, the universe and everything
May 2nd 2002 What It Is To Be Cool Life 0 6 A rough-edge diamond geezer
May 2nd 2002 The One Named Roo Humour 0 2 Words of warning about ...
May 2nd 2002 Elective Dysfunction Comment 1 6 Thoughts evoked by yet another election
May 30th 2002 Shining Things Comment 1 27 Share your inner riches
May 30th 2002 Night-time Emissions Experiences 0 58 Noises from the flat upstairs
May 30th 2002 Turn It Up Life 0 2 Enjoying music with my arms
May 30th 2002 Slipping Away Comment 2 34 Loving someone enough to let them die
June 13th 2002 Big Issue Comment 2 6 A magazine for you to buy
June 13th 2002 Don't Tell Me I Can't Comment 1 5 Be yourself if you can!
June 13th 2002 Head Spin Love 0 3 Can't think when you're near
June 20th 2002 Emotionally Up Experiences 0 34 Seeing that special girl in town
June 20th 2002 What Ya Gonna Do? Rap 1 2 An angry man looking for a fight
June 20th 2002 Front Page News Comment 0 1 Reporters should just report
June 27th 2002 Icons At Work Humour 1 1 Making our little space our own
June 27th 2002 Farming Worries Comment 0 1 Of farming and country life
June 27th 2002 Glastonbury Life 2 2 Sitting it out at home!
July 11th 2002 It's A Long Road Life 0 30 Our journey through life
July 11th 2002 World Picture Life 1 2 Our place in the world
July 11th 2002 Out Of Your Tree Comment 2 31 Changes to policing towards cannabis
July 18th 2002 Watch The Guy Experiences 1 26 Wild times on a camping trip
July 18th 2002 Binary Without The Ones Fantasy 0 3 Wierd vision of digits inside a computer
July 18th 2002 I'm On The Train Comment 0 4 Fascinating conversations on the train
August 15th 2002 McDonalds Express Humour 2 5 How can McDonalds get any faster?
August 15th 2002 Stocks And Shares Comment 1 36 Shares are not for me at all
August 15th 2002 I Am The One Dark 1 39 Confident lover or killer?
September 5th 2002 Whore Stories 3 52 A professional erotic experience
September 5th 2002 The World Is Gonna End Humour 0 42 No time to read this, the world ...
September 5th 2002 It Came From The Dark Stories 3 6 A frightening tale of an evil beast
September 12th 2002 Forgive Me Life 0 32 Maybe the nutter on the bus?
September 12th 2002 Let Me Hold You Love 1 32 Thoughts of a lingering hug
September 12th 2002 The "T" Fell Off Humour 1 32 Quick ditty about a keyboard accident
September 12th 2002 Don't Want To Be Normal Life 1 5 Don't read this if you are normal!
September 26th 2002 Nothing To Buy Comment 1 53 What are these shops selling?
September 26th 2002 City Trader Comment 2 8 All to play for in the city
September 26th 2002 Not So Deep, Not So Calm Life 2 33 Oh to be a worthy shoulder
October 10th 2002 National Poetry Day Comment 1 5 All of us have something to say
October 10th 2002 Float Downstream Fantasy 0 2 Floating towards the waterfall
October 10th 2002 Your Pension Is Safe Comment 1 43 Cynical view of pension arrangements
October 24th 2002 Choice Of Paths Life 1 38 Which way should we turn next
October 24th 2002 The Ponderosa Comment 2 57 A wierd mix of sniper and Welsh
October 24th 2002 A World Inside Love 2 1 Wanting to say what I feel inside
November 21th 2002 Where Does I All Go Wrong? Comment 1 53 How do the kids learn to hate?
November 21th 2002 Like A Rainbow Love 1 54 You are beautiful like a rainbow
November 21th 2002 Holidays Make Bubbles Humour 0 1 Memories of Margate
February 13th 2003 Invest With Me Rant 1 3 Another pet hate - investments
February 13th 2003 Ill Considered Actions Comment 1 32 Actions lead to reactions
February 13th 2003 Asylum Seekers In The Loft Comment 1 6 Tongue in cheek comments
February 13th 2003 Friends Life 2 4 Never forget your friends
February 27th 2003 Last Train Comment 2 37 Based on a real life tragedy
February 27th 2003 Leaving On An Easy Jet Plane Stories 0 6 Bitter humour about her leaving
February 27th 2003 One Seat Away Experiences 2 69 Missed out on a relationship again
March 6th 2003 Digits In My Pocket Humour 1 1 Got to have that gadget
March 6th 2003 The Lilly Of Bevois Valley Experiences 1 30 A dancing beauty catches my eye
March 6th 2003 Tell Them That You Love Them Life 3 7 A plea on behalf of an ill friend
March 15th 2003 Dinners And Losers Comment 2 31 An environmental poem
March 27th 2003 Leaving Home Life 0 25 A young lady gets her marching orders
March 27th 2003 Tiny Tots Cola Comment 0 50 Get them addicted early
March 27th 2003 The Alphabet Of War Comment 2 7 An inevitable Iraqi war poem
April 10th 2003 Little White Lines Rant 2 2 Parking is a social curse
April 10th 2003 For Our Country Comment 0 53 Too late to be against a war
April 10th 2003 You Can Beat Time With A Drum Fantasy 1 41 A little wordplay strangeness
May 1st 2003 Wasted Votes Comment 1 5 Another year, another election campaign
May 1st 2003 Out Of Tune Humour 2 30 It all goes wrong on stage
May 1st 2003 Luxury Apartment Block Comment 0 7 Do they not build houses anymore?
May 22th 2003 An Unfortunate Punter Stories 0 5 The story of punting
May 22th 2003 The Dying Sun Life 2 57 A picture of a sunset
May 22th 2003 Wearing Outside Life 1 52 To go out or stay in?
May 22th 2003 From The Mountain To The Sea Life 0 37 The call of the great outdoors
May 29th 2003 University Mop-Up Charges Comment 2 48 New labour charges for cleaning
May 29th 2003 A New Jumper Stories 1 4 She jumps off the building
May 29th 2003 Still Troubled Waters Life 2 1 Sounds profound
May 29th 2003 Roll Up Your Green Sleeves Comment 0 2 Some environmental thoughts
July 3rd 2003 The Beat Of The Drum Experiences 3 6 Feelings and sounds from Avebury
July 3rd 2003 Pixies And Angels Fantasy 1 32 Just a pretty thought
July 3rd 2003 Road Killing Comment 2 1 Another squashed hedgehog
July 3rd 2003 Stone Gargoyles Comment 0 53 Modern buildings lack details
July 17th 2003 Killing On The Common Stories 1 37 A hit man kills a singer
July 17th 2003 A Little Mistake Love 2 57 Misreading the signs
July 17th 2003 Anarchy From The US Of A Rant 3 8 Some anti-globalisation sentiment
July 24th 2003 Monday Morning Blues Life 1 37 Why am I always tired on Mondays?
July 24th 2003 To Die At Forty Dark 1 3 Maybe I will have had enough
July 24th 2003 Slashed Wrists Comment 3 3 Sickened by the death of Dr Kelly
July 24th 2003 The Matter Copier Humour 0 56 What if I actually made one?
September 11th 2003 Waiting For Trains Life 1 31 So many excuses
September 11th 2003 There's No Defence Comment 0 4 Helpless against suicide bombers
September 11th 2003 Big Rocks Stories 1 7 A spoof episode from Star Trek
September 25th 2003 Mustn't Get Personal Comment 0 5 Nurses cannot get involved
September 25th 2003 Biros Humour 1 37 Have you ever seen one empty?
September 25th 2003 No Need For Clutter Life 2 6 Just throw those things out
September 25th 2003 Upper Magic Wood Experiences 2 57 Avebury coolness
October 2nd 2003 The Girl From The Trowbridge Fair Experiences 1 4 Mud and madness at the village pump festival
October 2nd 2003 Our Own History Life 0 40 There's no undoing what's done
October 2nd 2003 Clean Energy Dream Comment 2 51 What a joy nuclear energy is! (not)
November 13th 2003 The Bubble Life 0 28 What happens when it bursts?
November 13th 2003 Energy Life 2 7 Only sleep can refresh me
November 13th 2003 The Lawn Humour 2 31 Trying to ignore the garden
November 13th 2003 Don't Say Goodbye Experiences 2 5 Our actions impact on others
December 4th 2003 Manhood Flambé Dark 1 6 A German cannibal eats another man
December 4th 2003 The Final Rope Dark 1 31 A deathwish headrush
December 4th 2003 Highway Angel Stories 0 7 A hitch-hiking country beauty
December 11th 2003 Cheese Humour 1 3 An excessive liking for cheese
December 11th 2003 Selling It With Spandex Comment 0 30 Advertising uses women
December 11th 2003 Spam Life 2 31 My email is driving me mad
January 15th 2004 Voices Are Saying Life 2 32 Ignore the voices that say stop
January 15th 2004 The Beagle Has Landed Questions 1 53 So what happened to Beagle 2?
January 15th 2004 December Exceptions Drinking 2 3 Delaying a New Year Resolution
February 26th 2004 Pre-Instrumental Stories 1 6 A very emotional singer
February 26th 2004 Don't You Want Somebody To Love You Love 2 2 A question - the answer : no
February 26th 2004 A Funny Kind Of Logic Life 2 5 Strange thoughts run round my mind
February 26th 2004 Sunshine Jack Fantasy 0 5 Sunshine vs. Gloom
March 4th 2004 The Dock Comment 1 2 Not what it used to be
March 4th 2004 Make Time To Think Life 2 34 No matter how hard you party, rest a little
March 4th 2004 Bad Memory, Bad Present Humour 0 3 Poor excuse for a rubbish gift
April 29th 2004 Lawn Rotavation Humour 2 30 I do love that gardening!
April 29th 2004 All Hail The Tarp Experiences 0 33 Campsite life at Reading
April 29th 2004 Hearing Your Thoughts Love 1 7 Would I like What I saw?
May 20th 2004 Types Of Luck Humour 1 32 I always seem to have bad luck
May 20th 2004 Robotic Vacuum Cleaners Humour 2 39 What a crazy idea they are
May 20th 2004 I've Got A Body Humour 1 30 A sexy little ditty
May 27th 2004 The Werchter Joint Experiences 1 5 Just say no to drugs people
June 3rd 2004 A Better Place Comment 0 29 If only we could help a neighbour
June 3rd 2004 A Perfect House Comment 1 54 I want my house to be a home
June 3rd 2004 Fire Starter Stories 2 3 A wild child got blown away
June 3rd 2004 Learning To Say No Life 1 4 No, I don't want to buy double glazing
August 19th 2004 Sarah Love 2 39 Just another secret admirer
August 19th 2004 The Number Of The Beast Humour 1 55 Bad experiences of taxi rides
August 19th 2004 Jahssi In A Corset Experiences 2 4 Sexy Soulful Silky
September 9th 2004 Funny Kinda Rhythm Humour 0 5 A little ditty about a catchy beat
September 9th 2004 The Terminator Humour 1 35 Schwarzenegger's views on Bush
September 9th 2004 There Is No Hope Life 2 3 Overheard late night arguments
October 7th 2004 Personality Politics Comment 3 5 Politics is about the people not the personality
October 7th 2004 Poet In The City Stories 1 26 Real life kills a city slicker
October 7th 2004 Tachalas Stories 0 4 An old building defines its own life
October 21th 2004 Take Me Back Humour 0 49 Accidental view of cleavage misunderstood
October 21th 2004 Do Panic Humour 1 3 Government warning they really wanted to issue
October 21th 2004 Shortcut Across The Common Stories 1 7 Take heed and do not cross at night
November 4th 2004 The Centre Of My Reality Life 1 2 What I see from inside to me seems real
November 4th 2004 Rough And Smooth Life 0 3 Nature works wonders
November 4th 2004 Mr Peel Comment 1 59 A small tribute to the man himself
December 16th 2004 Let Them Know It's Christmas Humour 0 56 A spoof Christmas appeal
December 16th 2004 Beautiful Things Life 3 3 Appreciate things whilst you can
December 16th 2004 Hoorah! Humour 1 6 Two guys comment on young ladies
December 16th 2004 Kitchen Spider Humour 0 3 Another spider sets up home